Mat™️
@futurekid.bsky.social
My timeline is like jazz: it's the jokes that AREN'T funny
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Pictured: Catholic woman shocked that IMDB scores can even go down to 1.5
February 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Pictured: Catholic woman shocked that IMDB scores can even go down to 1.5
"Mom, can we go see the early 90s thriller involving bombs, Blown Away?"
"We have the early 90s thriller involving bombs, Blown Away at home"
The early 90s thriller involving bombs, Blown Away at home:
"We have the early 90s thriller involving bombs, Blown Away at home"
The early 90s thriller involving bombs, Blown Away at home:
December 18, 2024 at 11:59 AM
"Mom, can we go see the early 90s thriller involving bombs, Blown Away?"
"We have the early 90s thriller involving bombs, Blown Away at home"
The early 90s thriller involving bombs, Blown Away at home:
"We have the early 90s thriller involving bombs, Blown Away at home"
The early 90s thriller involving bombs, Blown Away at home:
Damn you guys Benny Franks is DTF
July 5, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Damn you guys Benny Franks is DTF
Pictured: alien has been trying to explain blockchain to woman for nearly twenty minutes
July 2, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Pictured: alien has been trying to explain blockchain to woman for nearly twenty minutes
Got this spam text just now
You guys you guys you are only a good Democrat if you give your money to a Republican
You guys you guys you are only a good Democrat if you give your money to a Republican
March 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Got this spam text just now
You guys you guys you are only a good Democrat if you give your money to a Republican
You guys you guys you are only a good Democrat if you give your money to a Republican
Dehydrated nepobaby and noted cocaine enthusiast Donald Trump Jr. just thinkin' about elderly peen
February 26, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Dehydrated nepobaby and noted cocaine enthusiast Donald Trump Jr. just thinkin' about elderly peen
Vibes when the title of your movie is SO clever that you have to explain it on the poster
February 14, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Vibes when the title of your movie is SO clever that you have to explain it on the poster
I guess I have enough pictures of Kevin James on my phone that Google thinks I should tag him as a person in my life
February 5, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I guess I have enough pictures of Kevin James on my phone that Google thinks I should tag him as a person in my life
Practicing thumbnail optimization for my Biblical hermeneutics YouTube channel
Please smash that like button
Please smash that like button
January 29, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Practicing thumbnail optimization for my Biblical hermeneutics YouTube channel
Please smash that like button
Please smash that like button
Using my driver's license photo for LinkedIn. "I might write some great software for your company, or I might car bomb your parking garage. Hire me and find out!"
January 19, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Using my driver's license photo for LinkedIn. "I might write some great software for your company, or I might car bomb your parking garage. Hire me and find out!"
Whoever said the media didn't have their priorities straight
October 14, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Whoever said the media didn't have their priorities straight
We need AI because Google results for "the dankest memes about peanut butter" are frankly mid
October 12, 2023 at 11:45 PM
We need AI because Google results for "the dankest memes about peanut butter" are frankly mid
Are Eric Stoltz from Pulp Fiction and Chandler Bing the SAME PERSON??
TEACH THE CONTROVERSY
TEACH THE CONTROVERSY
October 8, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Are Eric Stoltz from Pulp Fiction and Chandler Bing the SAME PERSON??
TEACH THE CONTROVERSY
TEACH THE CONTROVERSY
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about
October 2, 2023 at 12:15 PM
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about
When you split up the word badass it looks weird to me, like an ass that is bad, but why is it bad? Too flat, not hygienically maintained, what are we talkin'
September 25, 2023 at 2:01 PM
When you split up the word badass it looks weird to me, like an ass that is bad, but why is it bad? Too flat, not hygienically maintained, what are we talkin'
Ok that picture requires context
September 11, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Ok that picture requires context