Future Former Lawyer
@futureformerjd.bsky.social
Building the world's smallest family office, one W-2 paycheck at a time. House poor. Pushing back retirement w/ every ill-advised purchase. TRACTOR owner.
Was having a pretty good day until being unceremoniously and very publicly told I will NEVER be the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway. Not gonna lie, it stings a little.
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Was having a pretty good day until being unceremoniously and very publicly told I will NEVER be the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway. Not gonna lie, it stings a little.
Plot twist: Sanchez WAS the criminal. I'd say Governor Braun butt fumbled that one!
October 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Plot twist: Sanchez WAS the criminal. I'd say Governor Braun butt fumbled that one!
Congrats to the guy who thought Zoom would outperform QRTEA/QCV/QWHATEVERTHEFUCKTHEY'RECALLINGITTHESEDAYS. Nailed it.
September 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Congrats to the guy who thought Zoom would outperform QRTEA/QCV/QWHATEVERTHEFUCKTHEY'RECALLINGITTHESEDAYS. Nailed it.
Doctor I trust more than RFK
September 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK
KHC Board Room.
Consultant: "So you see, breaking up Kraft Singles and Kraft Mac n' Cheese will unlock extraordinary value the market currently isn't recognizing. Quite frankly, it's absurd that one company own both!"
Consultant: "So you see, breaking up Kraft Singles and Kraft Mac n' Cheese will unlock extraordinary value the market currently isn't recognizing. Quite frankly, it's absurd that one company own both!"
September 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
KHC Board Room.
Consultant: "So you see, breaking up Kraft Singles and Kraft Mac n' Cheese will unlock extraordinary value the market currently isn't recognizing. Quite frankly, it's absurd that one company own both!"
Consultant: "So you see, breaking up Kraft Singles and Kraft Mac n' Cheese will unlock extraordinary value the market currently isn't recognizing. Quite frankly, it's absurd that one company own both!"
Those Starbucks Oleato drinks were good.
August 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Those Starbucks Oleato drinks were good.
I see Elon is trying the "alienate the left AND the right" strategy. Worked for Target.
June 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I see Elon is trying the "alienate the left AND the right" strategy. Worked for Target.
Hyundai because of Boston Dynamics. Volvo because of electric semis. Others are self-explanatory. Still doesn't come close to adding up to TSLA's market cap. I know, I know; this is a pointless exercise.
May 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hyundai because of Boston Dynamics. Volvo because of electric semis. Others are self-explanatory. Still doesn't come close to adding up to TSLA's market cap. I know, I know; this is a pointless exercise.
You would have thought that, after the second mishap, the authorities, alert to the dangers, would have taken away this man's shrinking machine, but no, it remained in his unfettered possession, until which time the unthinkable happened, he shrunk them all, straight to video.
May 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You would have thought that, after the second mishap, the authorities, alert to the dangers, would have taken away this man's shrinking machine, but no, it remained in his unfettered possession, until which time the unthinkable happened, he shrunk them all, straight to video.
You can literally see where the World was in, "Oh, shit!" panic mode and then took a deep breath, counted to 20, and concluded, "Wait a second, we can just keep on trading without the US. Like, we don't even need the US. Carry on."
April 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You can literally see where the World was in, "Oh, shit!" panic mode and then took a deep breath, counted to 20, and concluded, "Wait a second, we can just keep on trading without the US. Like, we don't even need the US. Carry on."
The Santa Fe cocktail: 2 parts Wild Turkey with a Wild Turkey floater. Add an extra shot of Wild Turkey to make it a "turbo." Warren loves it!
April 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The Santa Fe cocktail: 2 parts Wild Turkey with a Wild Turkey floater. Add an extra shot of Wild Turkey to make it a "turbo." Warren loves it!
The current line TO GET OUT of Costco.
April 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The current line TO GET OUT of Costco.
With the markets in turmoil I decided to start focusing more on my health and began drinking fermented corn juice. And lots of it. Stuff is super good and I like the way it makes me feel. This is the brand I bought but there are tons of others out there!
April 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
With the markets in turmoil I decided to start focusing more on my health and began drinking fermented corn juice. And lots of it. Stuff is super good and I like the way it makes me feel. This is the brand I bought but there are tons of others out there!
Big gaps down in overnight trading.
April 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Big gaps down in overnight trading.
CNBC calling it like it is.
April 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
CNBC calling it like it is.
What's everyone putting in their go bags? This is what I've got so far. Shit's fucking HEAVY.
April 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What's everyone putting in their go bags? This is what I've got so far. Shit's fucking HEAVY.
Pivoting from the LEADING technical analysis account delivering total alpha (subscribers get all my trades in real time) to a foodie account. Pictured: Kirkland cognac; Costco filet mignon, medium rare; Costco fried onion.
April 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Pivoting from the LEADING technical analysis account delivering total alpha (subscribers get all my trades in real time) to a foodie account. Pictured: Kirkland cognac; Costco filet mignon, medium rare; Costco fried onion.
"What is this, a sell-off for ants? How can we be expected to enter full-blown panic mode if we can't even be down 10%? This has to be at least 3 times bigger than this!"
April 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"What is this, a sell-off for ants? How can we be expected to enter full-blown panic mode if we can't even be down 10%? This has to be at least 3 times bigger than this!"
I love that they're buying the dip. That's right, keep buying. Put it ALL on green. $TSLAQ
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I love that they're buying the dip. That's right, keep buying. Put it ALL on green. $TSLAQ
Today in history: The longest earthquake ever recorded struck Bayside, California on November 21, 1992.
April 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Today in history: The longest earthquake ever recorded struck Bayside, California on November 21, 1992.
Oh you like Cuban food?
March 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Oh you like Cuban food?
Isn't today payday? Where is retail?
March 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Isn't today payday? Where is retail?
Very excited to announce that FFJD Motors has solved autonomous dump trucks and is now open to outside investors! With plans to produce 5,000 of these by year end 2025, we are now accepting outside money in increments of $100mm for .01% stake. Message for Venmo details. (Actual video)
March 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Very excited to announce that FFJD Motors has solved autonomous dump trucks and is now open to outside investors! With plans to produce 5,000 of these by year end 2025, we are now accepting outside money in increments of $100mm for .01% stake. Message for Venmo details. (Actual video)