Future Esq.
@futureesq.bsky.social
Former law student turned paralegal turned law school student again. Thirty-something. I believe the Constitution was not written on an Etch-A-Sketch. New England-ish.
The Fourth Amendment isn't faring well, either.
(See: Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo)
(See: Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo)
September 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Fourth Amendment isn't faring well, either.
(See: Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo)
(See: Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo)
T minus 20.
Best I've got.
Best I've got.
September 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
T minus 20.
Best I've got.
Best I've got.
Whenever I hear the "deeply rooted in history & tradition" tagline, I can't help but think, "Do ivy leaguers even garden?" They misapprehend their own metaphor.
From deep roots, things should *grow.* Flourish, even.
Originalism confines things to a tiny planter. Society stagnates, pot-bound.
From deep roots, things should *grow.* Flourish, even.
Originalism confines things to a tiny planter. Society stagnates, pot-bound.
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Whenever I hear the "deeply rooted in history & tradition" tagline, I can't help but think, "Do ivy leaguers even garden?" They misapprehend their own metaphor.
From deep roots, things should *grow.* Flourish, even.
Originalism confines things to a tiny planter. Society stagnates, pot-bound.
From deep roots, things should *grow.* Flourish, even.
Originalism confines things to a tiny planter. Society stagnates, pot-bound.
Bought these less than a month ago while visiting Cape Cod. It was the only thing I could afford at $1.99.
September 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Bought these less than a month ago while visiting Cape Cod. It was the only thing I could afford at $1.99.
Ms. Baxter knows more about the law than meat sleeve Bondi could ever hope to learn.
Ms. Baxter is a hero to paralegals everywhere.
Ms. Baxter is a hero to paralegals everywhere.
September 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ms. Baxter knows more about the law than meat sleeve Bondi could ever hope to learn.
Ms. Baxter is a hero to paralegals everywhere.
Ms. Baxter is a hero to paralegals everywhere.
Never wondered what the US would look like with a drug-addicted eugenicist JD running HHS...and here we are.
August 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Never wondered what the US would look like with a drug-addicted eugenicist JD running HHS...and here we are.
I'll be graduating law school in May and you know what won't appear anywhere on my transcript?
A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G that would remotely qualify me for a position at HHS.
RFK is a JD, not an MD. Maybe Miller missed this, having never gone to law school himself.
A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G that would remotely qualify me for a position at HHS.
RFK is a JD, not an MD. Maybe Miller missed this, having never gone to law school himself.
August 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'll be graduating law school in May and you know what won't appear anywhere on my transcript?
A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G that would remotely qualify me for a position at HHS.
RFK is a JD, not an MD. Maybe Miller missed this, having never gone to law school himself.
A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G that would remotely qualify me for a position at HHS.
RFK is a JD, not an MD. Maybe Miller missed this, having never gone to law school himself.