Future Esq.
@futureesq.bsky.social
Former law student turned paralegal turned law school student again. Thirty-something. I believe the Constitution was not written on an Etch-A-Sketch. New England-ish.
The cognitive dissonance is nauseating..
"Community members attend a religious service in a designated 'Free Speech Zone' outside ICE facility.."
Same administration that *removed* federal protection zones around "abortion clinics" (ie. *women's healthcare* clinics) because... "free speech."
"Community members attend a religious service in a designated 'Free Speech Zone' outside ICE facility.."
Same administration that *removed* federal protection zones around "abortion clinics" (ie. *women's healthcare* clinics) because... "free speech."
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The cognitive dissonance is nauseating..
"Community members attend a religious service in a designated 'Free Speech Zone' outside ICE facility.."
Same administration that *removed* federal protection zones around "abortion clinics" (ie. *women's healthcare* clinics) because... "free speech."
"Community members attend a religious service in a designated 'Free Speech Zone' outside ICE facility.."
Same administration that *removed* federal protection zones around "abortion clinics" (ie. *women's healthcare* clinics) because... "free speech."
Bought these less than a month ago while visiting Cape Cod. It was the only thing I could afford at $1.99.
September 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Bought these less than a month ago while visiting Cape Cod. It was the only thing I could afford at $1.99.
Not-a-lawyer Miller goes full Y'all-Qaeda.
Remember, kids. Even his rabbi hates him.
Remember, kids. Even his rabbi hates him.
May 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Not-a-lawyer Miller goes full Y'all-Qaeda.
Remember, kids. Even his rabbi hates him.
Remember, kids. Even his rabbi hates him.
If it looks like a felon, acts like a felon, and quacks like a felon, he's probably the president..
Flashback to Justice Sotomayor's withering dissent in Garland v. Cargill (aka "the bump stock case").
Flashback to Justice Sotomayor's withering dissent in Garland v. Cargill (aka "the bump stock case").
April 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If it looks like a felon, acts like a felon, and quacks like a felon, he's probably the president..
Flashback to Justice Sotomayor's withering dissent in Garland v. Cargill (aka "the bump stock case").
Flashback to Justice Sotomayor's withering dissent in Garland v. Cargill (aka "the bump stock case").
DOJ attorneys told a federal judge they will not comply with the terms of that court's recently issued order (daily status updates) or the requested relief (Mr. Garcia's return) because... that's "micromanaging."
This is a person, not paperwork. There's no bottom to the dehumanization.
This is a person, not paperwork. There's no bottom to the dehumanization.
April 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
DOJ attorneys told a federal judge they will not comply with the terms of that court's recently issued order (daily status updates) or the requested relief (Mr. Garcia's return) because... that's "micromanaging."
This is a person, not paperwork. There's no bottom to the dehumanization.
This is a person, not paperwork. There's no bottom to the dehumanization.
I laughed.
I cried.
I vomited.
...seeing this headline.
I cried.
I vomited.
...seeing this headline.
April 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I laughed.
I cried.
I vomited.
...seeing this headline.
I cried.
I vomited.
...seeing this headline.
Fiancé maybe. But I very much doubt girlfriend.
Genders are strictly segregated - in society, schools, etc. These are religious extremists, from what I understand.
Sadly, we'll likely never get any elucidation on this.
We agree it's a war crime, regardless.
Genders are strictly segregated - in society, schools, etc. These are religious extremists, from what I understand.
Sadly, we'll likely never get any elucidation on this.
We agree it's a war crime, regardless.
March 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fiancé maybe. But I very much doubt girlfriend.
Genders are strictly segregated - in society, schools, etc. These are religious extremists, from what I understand.
Sadly, we'll likely never get any elucidation on this.
We agree it's a war crime, regardless.
Genders are strictly segregated - in society, schools, etc. These are religious extremists, from what I understand.
Sadly, we'll likely never get any elucidation on this.
We agree it's a war crime, regardless.
Sen. Reed, please note this detail lost in reporting:
Waltz: "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
Girlfriends are *not* a thing in Houthi controlled areas.
So who, exactly, was bombed?
Waltz: "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
Girlfriends are *not* a thing in Houthi controlled areas.
So who, exactly, was bombed?
March 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sen. Reed, please note this detail lost in reporting:
Waltz: "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
Girlfriends are *not* a thing in Houthi controlled areas.
So who, exactly, was bombed?
Waltz: "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
Girlfriends are *not* a thing in Houthi controlled areas.
So who, exactly, was bombed?
Context is important.
March 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Context is important.
Please, God, can someone notice this part of the group chat 👇
I have met the Middle East and this makes no sense.
I have met the Middle East and this makes no sense.
March 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Please, God, can someone notice this part of the group chat 👇
I have met the Middle East and this makes no sense.
I have met the Middle East and this makes no sense.
Please, God, I'm begging someone to notice this part of the group text:
Waltz said, "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
Girlfriends are SO not a thing there.
Waltz said, "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
Girlfriends are SO not a thing there.
March 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Please, God, I'm begging someone to notice this part of the group text:
Waltz said, "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
Girlfriends are SO not a thing there.
Waltz said, "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
Girlfriends are SO not a thing there.
Don't take my word for it. Ask the UN Security Council's 2023 report
www.securitycouncilreport.org/atf/cf/%7B65...
www.securitycouncilreport.org/atf/cf/%7B65...
March 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Don't take my word for it. Ask the UN Security Council's 2023 report
www.securitycouncilreport.org/atf/cf/%7B65...
www.securitycouncilreport.org/atf/cf/%7B65...
Waltz said: "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
BUT 👇
BUT 👇
March 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Waltz said: "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
BUT 👇
BUT 👇
Can someone please notice Waltz said "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
Girlfriends are *NOT* a thing in Houthi controlled areas, per UN Security Council's 2023 report.
Girlfriends are *NOT* a thing in Houthi controlled areas, per UN Security Council's 2023 report.
March 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Can someone please notice Waltz said "The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
Girlfriends are *NOT* a thing in Houthi controlled areas, per UN Security Council's 2023 report.
Girlfriends are *NOT* a thing in Houthi controlled areas, per UN Security Council's 2023 report.
I sure hope Mort's dad was a Chi with a ladder & a "can do" attitude.
Here's my tree climbing Route 7 special (there's cattle dog in there somewhere).
Here's my tree climbing Route 7 special (there's cattle dog in there somewhere).
March 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I sure hope Mort's dad was a Chi with a ladder & a "can do" attitude.
Here's my tree climbing Route 7 special (there's cattle dog in there somewhere).
Here's my tree climbing Route 7 special (there's cattle dog in there somewhere).
The #ThiefinChief's closures & cutbacks in the Green Mountain State.
March 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The #ThiefinChief's closures & cutbacks in the Green Mountain State.
13 billionaires in charge of services for the poor, aging and children. What could go wrong with an orange man child (with 6 bankruptcies so far) at the helm? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
March 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
13 billionaires in charge of services for the poor, aging and children. What could go wrong with an orange man child (with 6 bankruptcies so far) at the helm? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You've enabled this
March 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
You've enabled this
@schumer.senate.gov is a schmuck and a traitor.
Are you high??
There will be no America left if you go along with 13 billionaires.
How. Dare. You.
This is NOT playing nicely in the sandbox with the other kids.
You're endorsing kleptocrats.
Are you high??
There will be no America left if you go along with 13 billionaires.
How. Dare. You.
This is NOT playing nicely in the sandbox with the other kids.
You're endorsing kleptocrats.
March 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
@schumer.senate.gov is a schmuck and a traitor.
Are you high??
There will be no America left if you go along with 13 billionaires.
How. Dare. You.
This is NOT playing nicely in the sandbox with the other kids.
You're endorsing kleptocrats.
Are you high??
There will be no America left if you go along with 13 billionaires.
How. Dare. You.
This is NOT playing nicely in the sandbox with the other kids.
You're endorsing kleptocrats.
Molly Vaseliou, an E.P.A. spokeswoman, described the moves as “organizational improvements” that align with President Trump’s orders to end wasteful spending and diversity, equity and inclusion programs.
Translation:
Translation:
March 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Molly Vaseliou, an E.P.A. spokeswoman, described the moves as “organizational improvements” that align with President Trump’s orders to end wasteful spending and diversity, equity and inclusion programs.
Translation:
Translation: