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cartoons, archives, kpop 🪱
cartoons, archives, kpop 🪱
born to be some village character forced to have been displaced by urbanization and the IMF
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
born to be some village character forced to have been displaced by urbanization and the IMF
i think one of the funniest things ive ever done is check "no i dont have a history of panic attacks" in the waiver before scuba diving and then when i got in the water promptly had a panic attack and almost didnt scuba dive
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i think one of the funniest things ive ever done is check "no i dont have a history of panic attacks" in the waiver before scuba diving and then when i got in the water promptly had a panic attack and almost didnt scuba dive
post office worker accidentally almost doubled my money order for rent and i said "lowkey that wouldnt even go thru" nd we shared a laff #proletariathumor
August 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
post office worker accidentally almost doubled my money order for rent and i said "lowkey that wouldnt even go thru" nd we shared a laff #proletariathumor
3 days back on 80hd meds review: ive been more effortlessly locked in and noticeably competent and confidently unbothered than i have since maybe age 5 when i printed out the entire shrek script and tried to storyboard the full movie from memory
August 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
3 days back on 80hd meds review: ive been more effortlessly locked in and noticeably competent and confidently unbothered than i have since maybe age 5 when i printed out the entire shrek script and tried to storyboard the full movie from memory
i wake up i force my buddhist ass to desire anything by looking at images of hot people i muster the will to live i get out of bed and i drink a probiotic
August 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i wake up i force my buddhist ass to desire anything by looking at images of hot people i muster the will to live i get out of bed and i drink a probiotic
the koreans have done it again (invented a delicious salt bread filled with red bean and literally a slab of solid butter which i scarfed down with no regard or hope for any future)
August 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
the koreans have done it again (invented a delicious salt bread filled with red bean and literally a slab of solid butter which i scarfed down with no regard or hope for any future)
something that exasperates me sometimes about living in such a heavily immigrant community is like where the fuck is the normal stuff store. sometimes i need the white man's wall tape
August 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
something that exasperates me sometimes about living in such a heavily immigrant community is like where the fuck is the normal stuff store. sometimes i need the white man's wall tape
feeling like an extra fish customer painted into the background of a krusty krab interior scene i dont even get chewing animation like the fish closer to camera
July 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
feeling like an extra fish customer painted into the background of a krusty krab interior scene i dont even get chewing animation like the fish closer to camera
i want to fall in love...
HR: again the question was about your career goal
HR: again the question was about your career goal
July 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i want to fall in love...
HR: again the question was about your career goal
HR: again the question was about your career goal
writer's block for emails and powerpoint is so unfair i dont even wanna be doing ts
June 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
writer's block for emails and powerpoint is so unfair i dont even wanna be doing ts
finally have a nextdoor neighbor after that apt being empty for so long .... i hope theyve been enjoying SOAR the 2nd album by DOYOUNG and violent sobbing
June 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
finally have a nextdoor neighbor after that apt being empty for so long .... i hope theyve been enjoying SOAR the 2nd album by DOYOUNG and violent sobbing
it's literally so funny meeting anyone in 2025.... all the lore already happened like bro missed everything.....
June 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
it's literally so funny meeting anyone in 2025.... all the lore already happened like bro missed everything.....
koreans have the audacity to be homophobic when their nation's best music is gay club bangers
May 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
koreans have the audacity to be homophobic when their nation's best music is gay club bangers
Reposted by life can be cookies n cream
my blog post titled I'm Not A Scab has a lot of people asking questions answered by my blog post
'i took this job because someone else would have taken it anyway' ok lol www.vice.com/en/article/g...
May 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
my blog post titled I'm Not A Scab has a lot of people asking questions answered by my blog post
i think it's really funny when coworkers pick up my typing quirks bc they have no idea i use ~ instead of hyphens whenever possible because i like that it looks like a worm
April 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i think it's really funny when coworkers pick up my typing quirks bc they have no idea i use ~ instead of hyphens whenever possible because i like that it looks like a worm
omg i just realized i cant be binary trans because then i would be a korean man. i can't in good conscience bring one of those into this already wicked world
March 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
omg i just realized i cant be binary trans because then i would be a korean man. i can't in good conscience bring one of those into this already wicked world
why was interacting with cashiers who didnt know im a tourist so heartbreaking. choked up when this kpop store worker said "see you next time" like no you wont ..... i'll be gone like a dream.....
February 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
why was interacting with cashiers who didnt know im a tourist so heartbreaking. choked up when this kpop store worker said "see you next time" like no you wont ..... i'll be gone like a dream.....
being 28 really has you thinking stuff like "you can't hold a grudge. you're 28 years old." and then you just dont form that grudge because you're 28
February 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
being 28 really has you thinking stuff like "you can't hold a grudge. you're 28 years old." and then you just dont form that grudge because you're 28
i am not immune to a fuckboy's charming wiles this is a critical weakness i've learned about myself hence my banishment to train in the mountain temple with you all
the other xiaolin monks:
the other xiaolin monks:
February 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
i am not immune to a fuckboy's charming wiles this is a critical weakness i've learned about myself hence my banishment to train in the mountain temple with you all
the other xiaolin monks:
the other xiaolin monks:
never wearing rainboots without socks ever again. the foot skin makes a squelching fart sound with every step against the curve of the boot im a fucking laughingstock in this town. cant even say it's because im not wearing socks then i have to explain executive dysfunction
February 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
never wearing rainboots without socks ever again. the foot skin makes a squelching fart sound with every step against the curve of the boot im a fucking laughingstock in this town. cant even say it's because im not wearing socks then i have to explain executive dysfunction
i do have a slight fear of my digital footprint biting me in the ass one day not because of anything cancellable but like people generally realizing "damn.... theyre more of a loser than we thought" "bro is talking to themselves 24/7"
February 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
i do have a slight fear of my digital footprint biting me in the ass one day not because of anything cancellable but like people generally realizing "damn.... theyre more of a loser than we thought" "bro is talking to themselves 24/7"
anyone else so radicalized by their own lived experience of capitalism that every passing day feels like it's building to the swelling crescendo of a vengeance arc or are we supposed to push that down
February 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
anyone else so radicalized by their own lived experience of capitalism that every passing day feels like it's building to the swelling crescendo of a vengeance arc or are we supposed to push that down
i can't believe you still have to clock in when the madness takes you like i cant request time off in advance for "They're After Me!!! in 2 weeks"
February 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
i can't believe you still have to clock in when the madness takes you like i cant request time off in advance for "They're After Me!!! in 2 weeks"
Reposted by life can be cookies n cream
oh you AI generated an art piece ? why dont you AI generate someone who cares
February 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
oh you AI generated an art piece ? why dont you AI generate someone who cares
sat on the bus next to someone my age ish who also had plushie bagcharms, wanted to say hi with my own so bad but theirs was like the fashion gorilla. could fashion gorilla and kpop fursona be friends? i'll never know. modern missed connections
January 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
sat on the bus next to someone my age ish who also had plushie bagcharms, wanted to say hi with my own so bad but theirs was like the fashion gorilla. could fashion gorilla and kpop fursona be friends? i'll never know. modern missed connections