gallant cummer
@futchdipshit.bsky.social
not to be confused with my brother, goofus cummer
i don't think there's any possible way to separate trillionaire status from hugest fucking loser status
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i don't think there's any possible way to separate trillionaire status from hugest fucking loser status
rotating this sandwich in my mind. nobody can stop me
November 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
rotating this sandwich in my mind. nobody can stop me
lectern lecturer
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
lectern lecturer
"we really empower them to move at the speed of culture" sure sure im sure that's what you're doing mhm
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"we really empower them to move at the speed of culture" sure sure im sure that's what you're doing mhm
you lost me there, disc horse bot. i bid you good night and sweet dreams
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
you lost me there, disc horse bot. i bid you good night and sweet dreams
i did not know you were a poet
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i did not know you were a poet
we should hang out sometime
October 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
we should hang out sometime
curtis 'jojo' silwa
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
curtis 'jojo' silwa
i know. i purchased it.
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i know. i purchased it.
this attitude aligns with your vow to never vote for Phoebe Bridgers
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
this attitude aligns with your vow to never vote for Phoebe Bridgers
'learning how to use this tool' lmao how much time do you have to invest in learning how to type something into something to watch it spit out paragraphs of inaccurate pedantic shit
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
'learning how to use this tool' lmao how much time do you have to invest in learning how to type something into something to watch it spit out paragraphs of inaccurate pedantic shit
i misread this as "feeling shortened by the daylight hours" and that feels just as true
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i misread this as "feeling shortened by the daylight hours" and that feels just as true
who's up billing der blasio
October 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
who's up billing der blasio
normalize normal lies normal eyes
October 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
normalize normal lies normal eyes
not enough feet
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
not enough feet
i also choose this dead guy's wife
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i also choose this dead guy's wife
do not worry it is already 10:37am
September 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
do not worry it is already 10:37am