gallant cummer
@futchdipshit.bsky.social
not to be confused with my brother, goofus cummer
thinking it would be actually way more normal to scream and cry on the train than to sit here and ignore each other
also someone is wearing an outfit that is enlarged photo of baked beans printed on sweatsuit
also someone is wearing an outfit that is enlarged photo of baked beans printed on sweatsuit
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
thinking it would be actually way more normal to scream and cry on the train than to sit here and ignore each other
also someone is wearing an outfit that is enlarged photo of baked beans printed on sweatsuit
also someone is wearing an outfit that is enlarged photo of baked beans printed on sweatsuit
why is it that my sweatshirt strings swinging back and forth while i walk feels more garish than being naked in public
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
why is it that my sweatshirt strings swinging back and forth while i walk feels more garish than being naked in public
reminiscing about one of the first posts that crossed my feed on this website: video of a gaping butthole full of beach sand
October 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
reminiscing about one of the first posts that crossed my feed on this website: video of a gaping butthole full of beach sand
hot october. walking around with my belly out
October 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
hot october. walking around with my belly out
yes the seasonal depression is fascism flavored but you know what is good about this time of year? apples
October 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
yes the seasonal depression is fascism flavored but you know what is good about this time of year? apples
tattooing 'if you read this you are gay lmao' across my tits
September 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
tattooing 'if you read this you are gay lmao' across my tits
yeah so i zoomed in on Gillian Anderson's hairy armpit. FUCKING SUE ME
September 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
yeah so i zoomed in on Gillian Anderson's hairy armpit. FUCKING SUE ME
the she/her -> she/they -> they/she -> they/them -> they/he -> he/they -> he/him pipeline
September 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
the she/her -> she/they -> they/she -> they/them -> they/he -> he/they -> he/him pipeline
'diva down' rotting in my drafts
September 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
'diva down' rotting in my drafts
who's up crackering their barrel
August 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
who's up crackering their barrel
Full Metal Alchemist
August 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Full Metal Alchemist
i went to cracker barrel and all i got was a barrel of crackers
i genuinely have no idea what they sell there. is it a restaurant? retail? google is dead so we will never know
i genuinely have no idea what they sell there. is it a restaurant? retail? google is dead so we will never know
August 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i went to cracker barrel and all i got was a barrel of crackers
i genuinely have no idea what they sell there. is it a restaurant? retail? google is dead so we will never know
i genuinely have no idea what they sell there. is it a restaurant? retail? google is dead so we will never know
healing an aura migraine by....looking at my phone.....all day.....
August 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
healing an aura migraine by....looking at my phone.....all day.....
hi! im a nonbinary trans boywife who is unemployed! im currently working on a depression-inspired painting of the view from the floor of my shower! i have nothing to sell and am riddled with bad vibes and bisexuality!
July 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
hi! im a nonbinary trans boywife who is unemployed! im currently working on a depression-inspired painting of the view from the floor of my shower! i have nothing to sell and am riddled with bad vibes and bisexuality!
full moon in capricorn? im sorry but it's not gonna fit can you stop talking about it
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
full moon in capricorn? im sorry but it's not gonna fit can you stop talking about it
misguidedly searching for the puppygirl listings on petfinder to no avail
July 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
misguidedly searching for the puppygirl listings on petfinder to no avail
my dog? yeah no we met online
July 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
my dog? yeah no we met online
i gotta be honest. at this point the only thing i have left to believe in is Joe Hendry
July 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i gotta be honest. at this point the only thing i have left to believe in is Joe Hendry
knocking very gently and politely on the fourth wall
July 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
knocking very gently and politely on the fourth wall
was the grungler there
June 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
was the grungler there
WHERE is the SONG of the SUMMER !!!!!!!!!!!
June 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
WHERE is the SONG of the SUMMER !!!!!!!!!!!
guy taking my blood pressure at the ketamine clinic said the weather has been *bipolar* lately and i find that to be so funny and so so true
June 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
guy taking my blood pressure at the ketamine clinic said the weather has been *bipolar* lately and i find that to be so funny and so so true
i want my leg hair to be just like pedro pascal's. is that so wrong
June 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
i want my leg hair to be just like pedro pascal's. is that so wrong