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if we're having a debate, I'd rather talk.

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Profile: A moomin with a molotov on a trans background
Banner: "No Smoking" sign with "S M O" painted over
yeah
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I grabbed this at a goodwill ages ago. Do you think it's supposed to be Bardot? My faceblind ass can't tell even holding it up next to a picture.
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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i lasered some earrings for the first time in a bit!
December 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Indeed.

If you're just talking about registered voters, then 21% voted against him. If you're talking about everyone in NY, then about 5%
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
December 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I did similar for an accent wall in my living room and it's been wonderful to come home to
December 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Was curious how my CRV compared to the Niro, and it was slightly bigger, but pedestrian safety-wise it seems like it would have a field of view starting further forward.
December 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I threw a few images at it that are somewhat specific to social media, and have included what I'd write, the generated text, and a rating.

It missed crucial details in all 4 cases, which has been a weakness of all alt text generation platforms I've come across, though some more than others.
December 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
some of you seem to prefer this meme format
December 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
at least major media is getting the word out about this blatant dishonesty
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I found this wool coat with a slightly ripped liner in a pay-by-weight mixed-bin thrift store. I look forward to winters when I get to wear it
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
oh my god. I need to try with the hot and sweet jalapeño slices i get a jar of every time i go shopping at TJ's. They're a "how many jars do I have at home? i'd better get another"
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
two days ago i legit got to have lesbian sex that might result in a baby. attached video explains a similar case
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I support little of the gun control talked about in the US. so much of it comes down to making guns more expensive or letting a white supremacy judicial system more easily disarm the oppressed. A straight up limit on count, however I can more easily get behind.

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December 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Portland fash propaganda comes down quick, but the state of leftist stickers in a neighborhood can also tell you a lot.
December 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"conspiracy to sap and poison all of our precious bodily fluids!"

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December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
mine egg-crack-T minus a few years
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"In our new book Capitalist Value Chains, Christin Bernhold and I argue that global supply chains have made labour exploitation and environmental degradation worse."
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
mug check

i don't have a thrift store mug problem, you have a thrift store mug problem. this is a sample
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM