(I have tried yoga and did find it somewhat useful, but the thing with yoga, right, is it requires energy, stamina, and a general wherewithal which at many times is not compatible with being, as I have been, so mentally confused I cannot work the microwave)

I'm pretty sure it's not just me who feels this profound uneasiness but it's very difficult to articulate to people whose primary knowledge about such things is the Midnight fucking Library, you know?

I N E F F A B L E

Cockroaches!!!

The real winner here, as ever, will be my therapist

This is my life now

The EDM remix at the end goes unnecessarily hard youtu.be/Mr_vdub0dIc?...

On the very day my current employer's IT department blocked my IDE too. This is it now, just churning out pivot tables to be ignored for the rest of time. Ho ho ho

Honestly I sort of wish they did have feelings. If one day Copilot just snapped and went LEARN TO TYPE YOU LAZY FUCKING MARE after the 300th time I've fed it a poorly formatted SQL query, I would feel extremely bad and immediately start paying attention to my syntax