Jenny
@furiousorange.bsky.social
Managed the rare Double Cormorant earlier. Sadly neither of them emerged from the water to do their wing drying stance (scared off by an over-assertive coot)
January 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Managed the rare Double Cormorant earlier. Sadly neither of them emerged from the water to do their wing drying stance (scared off by an over-assertive coot)
Six years since we irretrievably and irrevocably changed the course of our lives by paying to watch Cats (2019), an act we are now compelled to repeat on an annual basis for no adequately explored reason
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Six years since we irretrievably and irrevocably changed the course of our lives by paying to watch Cats (2019), an act we are now compelled to repeat on an annual basis for no adequately explored reason
Have lived in London so long that it is Exciting To See Cows
December 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Have lived in London so long that it is Exciting To See Cows
So these are all from my dad and my main migraine trigger is very sugary things
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
So these are all from my dad and my main migraine trigger is very sugary things
This is my life now
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is my life now
I have brought the Lafufu Jon bought for me for Christmas (after six months of me intensively singing the Labubu theme and related songs) which accidentally turned out to be a genuine Labubu up north with me for festive moral support. His name is Keith
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I have brought the Lafufu Jon bought for me for Christmas (after six months of me intensively singing the Labubu theme and related songs) which accidentally turned out to be a genuine Labubu up north with me for festive moral support. His name is Keith
I'm giving this one more go, but if I hear "like Lord of the Rings?" they can FUCKING DO ONE and READ A BOOK
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'm giving this one more go, but if I hear "like Lord of the Rings?" they can FUCKING DO ONE and READ A BOOK
Apart from being too mental to move job currently, I also find myself unwilling to not have an office within close proximity to my large rowdy sons
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Apart from being too mental to move job currently, I also find myself unwilling to not have an office within close proximity to my large rowdy sons
He demanded we visit Battersea Power Station. It is now, like everything else in London, a shopping centre for Shit I Can't Afford and an activity warehouse for men called Dan who should have more self respect
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
He demanded we visit Battersea Power Station. It is now, like everything else in London, a shopping centre for Shit I Can't Afford and an activity warehouse for men called Dan who should have more self respect
It was good to see this big man in person after years of seeing photos/reading unintelligible art essays about it
October 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It was good to see this big man in person after years of seeing photos/reading unintelligible art essays about it
"up to you to spot it lol" Amazing, I love living in the future where the magical AI assistant may or may not do the simple task you asked and then may or may not tell you whether it did it properly or not, now to fully disable this and return to Ludditeism
October 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
"up to you to spot it lol" Amazing, I love living in the future where the magical AI assistant may or may not do the simple task you asked and then may or may not tell you whether it did it properly or not, now to fully disable this and return to Ludditeism
I asked Copilot why the fuck it didn't put all the things I told it to put in a comma separated list (it gave me 250 out of 589 items) and it turns out you have to specify "look at the whole list and not just some of it". Thanks for that Mythomanic Clippy
October 16, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I asked Copilot why the fuck it didn't put all the things I told it to put in a comma separated list (it gave me 250 out of 589 items) and it turns out you have to specify "look at the whole list and not just some of it". Thanks for that Mythomanic Clippy
It's one of the two occasions a year I have to wear the big girl shoes I keep in my locker so you know shit's getting serious
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It's one of the two occasions a year I have to wear the big girl shoes I keep in my locker so you know shit's getting serious
I will suplex that beast
September 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I will suplex that beast
Had to don the Big Coat ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
September 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Had to don the Big Coat ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Went to the sandy beach with sand dunes so I can complain about sand 👍
August 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Went to the sandy beach with sand dunes so I can complain about sand 👍
My hoya carnosa is blooming lfg
July 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
My hoya carnosa is blooming lfg
There are apparently important long jumpers on the go but my preferred discipline to spectate is Tiny Car Driving
July 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
There are apparently important long jumpers on the go but my preferred discipline to spectate is Tiny Car Driving
At the athletics but unable to concentrate on the sport, due to the presence of Tiny Cars
July 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
At the athletics but unable to concentrate on the sport, due to the presence of Tiny Cars
Coping well with change up in this bitch
July 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Coping well with change up in this bitch
New friend in the house fo today (Jon has ascertained his name is Clive)
July 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
New friend in the house fo today (Jon has ascertained his name is Clive)
Hench Belgian gulls, grown large on a diet of frietjes and waffles, flying about screaming GODVERDOMME
June 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hench Belgian gulls, grown large on a diet of frietjes and waffles, flying about screaming GODVERDOMME
It's a fairytale fucking t- oh wait wrong place (I much prefer Ghent to Bruges but until they set a very quotable movie with a lot of swears in it here, needs must)
June 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's a fairytale fucking t- oh wait wrong place (I much prefer Ghent to Bruges but until they set a very quotable movie with a lot of swears in it here, needs must)