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Sonny
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Literally just any random thought I feel the need to share.
A game of Moose Master but I create a custom rule that every man must be fully erect before they can draw a card
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hello BlueSky

I think I have a boyfriend

Not sure yet

Might update later

Stay tuned probably
October 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
You'll literally never meet someone as selfish as a MAGA mf stg
August 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
There are 2 types of people:

:( people and ): people
August 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Just had ball surgery

Feelin great
June 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sometimes I think I'm dying and then I take a deep breath

And I still feel like I'm dying, but oxygenated 🙂‍↕️
May 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Botox in my bussy lips call me a Kardashian
May 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
And y'know what?

I'll fight that bitch too
May 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When I'm alone in my car I like to give a little moan after I sneeze.
April 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Okay, but why ball hair?
April 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"Wake up in the mornin feelin like P Diddy" has a new meaning these days.
March 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It is 2025 why can I still not select multiple playlists to add a song to on Apple Music ??
March 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I took her to my treehouse and I creaked it
March 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Let's be honest, the only thing that will fix the US is a nationwide public orgy in which everyone wears hotdog costumes and banana flavored condoms.
March 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My nose is producing so much fucking snot that Gary Wilson Jr. is jealous.
March 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Penis.
March 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Reposted by Sonny
being alive right now is so stupid
March 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Elon has more children than Nick Cannon and some men have the audacity to still say women are the problem 😐

Ok.
March 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Aurora Borealis from last year!

#photography #nightsky #stars
February 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
There is a 1% chance of this asteroid hitting Earth in like 2032 and I am willing to pull some favors so we can bump those chances up 🙂
February 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I would love to never see another Workday application form again.

Whoever tf designed it - I hope your month is as shitty as the mf UI.
February 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
bbno$ is one of the hottest mfs out here
February 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Now why would you go and do that?
February 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Why do Urologists have the fattest asses?

Bro isn't your specialty dick? 😭🤚
January 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Honestly kinda living for the coursework of my masters program.

Wdym I just get to write a bunch of papers?? That's exciting shit fr

Nothing gets me going like a well organized report 🥵
January 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM