Kirby Keger
@funnypolitics.bsky.social
Uninfluencer…take my word for it. From mid-west parts unknown. Made people laugh (no really) in a past life. Now just waiting on a friend.
“Headline To Nowhere” is a parody filled, fun, time-killing hobby. 🤷♂️
📕🎥💿📺🏒🏄♂️🎭🏏🏀
“Headline To Nowhere” is a parody filled, fun, time-killing hobby. 🤷♂️
📕🎥💿📺🏒🏄♂️🎭🏏🏀
“After you catch the train to college I’m gonna change out of these work clothes and go to the city council meeting. I have a lot of things to get off my chest.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
“After you catch the train to college I’m gonna change out of these work clothes and go to the city council meeting. I have a lot of things to get off my chest.”
“I half heartedly disagree.”
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“I half heartedly disagree.”
Ahh…just another Fantasy Football Wednesday…🤦🏻♂️
October 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ahh…just another Fantasy Football Wednesday…🤦🏻♂️
Rest In Peace Robert Redford. A seismic loss 💔.
Thank you for the cool, the class and the magic you brought to the screen.
Now I gotta go watch Barefoot in The Park for the 1,317th time…
Thank you for the cool, the class and the magic you brought to the screen.
Now I gotta go watch Barefoot in The Park for the 1,317th time…
September 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Rest In Peace Robert Redford. A seismic loss 💔.
Thank you for the cool, the class and the magic you brought to the screen.
Now I gotta go watch Barefoot in The Park for the 1,317th time…
Thank you for the cool, the class and the magic you brought to the screen.
Now I gotta go watch Barefoot in The Park for the 1,317th time…
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Absolutely hooked on “Chief of War” on #AppleTV+ . Who knew how much I would be intrigued by the history of Hawaii at the end of the 18th century.
The blend of epic scenery, Polynesian cast and Hawaiian language dialogue has been epically assembled by Jason Momoa and the producers.
#MustSeeTV!
The blend of epic scenery, Polynesian cast and Hawaiian language dialogue has been epically assembled by Jason Momoa and the producers.
#MustSeeTV!
September 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Absolutely hooked on “Chief of War” on #AppleTV+ . Who knew how much I would be intrigued by the history of Hawaii at the end of the 18th century.
The blend of epic scenery, Polynesian cast and Hawaiian language dialogue has been epically assembled by Jason Momoa and the producers.
#MustSeeTV!
The blend of epic scenery, Polynesian cast and Hawaiian language dialogue has been epically assembled by Jason Momoa and the producers.
#MustSeeTV!
Feels like this is inevitable. #GeneralStrike
August 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Feels like this is inevitable. #GeneralStrike
Worst sequel ever…🤦🏻♂️
August 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Worst sequel ever…🤦🏻♂️
PATHETIC!
😔 And (sadly) that’s the way it is…
😔 And (sadly) that’s the way it is…
August 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
PATHETIC!
😔 And (sadly) that’s the way it is…
😔 And (sadly) that’s the way it is…
R.I.P. Loni Anderson
“I already belong to a union. It's a quasi-religious group called The International Sisterhood of Blonde Receptionists. There are only twelve members in the world. We meet once every two years in Switzerland. If I told you our minimum salary, you'd have a heart attack and die.”
“I already belong to a union. It's a quasi-religious group called The International Sisterhood of Blonde Receptionists. There are only twelve members in the world. We meet once every two years in Switzerland. If I told you our minimum salary, you'd have a heart attack and die.”
August 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
R.I.P. Loni Anderson
“I already belong to a union. It's a quasi-religious group called The International Sisterhood of Blonde Receptionists. There are only twelve members in the world. We meet once every two years in Switzerland. If I told you our minimum salary, you'd have a heart attack and die.”
“I already belong to a union. It's a quasi-religious group called The International Sisterhood of Blonde Receptionists. There are only twelve members in the world. We meet once every two years in Switzerland. If I told you our minimum salary, you'd have a heart attack and die.”
Perfect lazy Sunday movie.
No expectations or responsibilities, just a good hang…
Thanks Richard Linklater. ❤️
#EverybodyWantsSome!
No expectations or responsibilities, just a good hang…
Thanks Richard Linklater. ❤️
#EverybodyWantsSome!
August 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Perfect lazy Sunday movie.
No expectations or responsibilities, just a good hang…
Thanks Richard Linklater. ❤️
#EverybodyWantsSome!
No expectations or responsibilities, just a good hang…
Thanks Richard Linklater. ❤️
#EverybodyWantsSome!
So much more than two fresh faced collegians playing for a national title. The beginning of a fantastic rivalry that revolutionized “March Madness” & prevented the demise of the NBA.
July 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
So much more than two fresh faced collegians playing for a national title. The beginning of a fantastic rivalry that revolutionized “March Madness” & prevented the demise of the NBA.
Headline To Nowhere:
𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐆𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃.𝐂. 𝐘𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞
𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐆𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃.𝐂. 𝐘𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞
July 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Headline To Nowhere:
𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐆𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃.𝐂. 𝐘𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞
𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐆𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃.𝐂. 𝐘𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞
“We're not gonna have a war, we're gonna have the appearance of a war.” - Stanley Motss
#WagTheDog 🤦♂️
#WagTheDog 🤦♂️
June 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“We're not gonna have a war, we're gonna have the appearance of a war.” - Stanley Motss
#WagTheDog 🤦♂️
#WagTheDog 🤦♂️
Happy Flag Day! 🇺🇸
June 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Happy Flag Day! 🇺🇸
Alcaraz vs. Sinner French Open final is an instant classic!!! 🎾🏆❤️
Time to use AI to let these two ⬇️ turn it into a movie…
Time to use AI to let these two ⬇️ turn it into a movie…
June 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Alcaraz vs. Sinner French Open final is an instant classic!!! 🎾🏆❤️
Time to use AI to let these two ⬇️ turn it into a movie…
Time to use AI to let these two ⬇️ turn it into a movie…
Headline To Nowhere:
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 “𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟” 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐄𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟.
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 “𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟” 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐄𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟.
June 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Headline To Nowhere:
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 “𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟” 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐄𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟.
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 “𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟” 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐄𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟.
Headline To Nowhere:
𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 “𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧”
𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 “𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧”
May 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Headline To Nowhere:
𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 “𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧”
𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 “𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧”
“Don’t worry about me. Go and enjoy yourself. I’ll stay here and be miserable.”
Win or lose, Thibodeau embodies this Eeyore quote perfectly.
Back to the drawing board…Maybe he’ll play the starters the whole game. 🤦♂️
Win or lose, Thibodeau embodies this Eeyore quote perfectly.
Back to the drawing board…Maybe he’ll play the starters the whole game. 🤦♂️
May 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“Don’t worry about me. Go and enjoy yourself. I’ll stay here and be miserable.”
Win or lose, Thibodeau embodies this Eeyore quote perfectly.
Back to the drawing board…Maybe he’ll play the starters the whole game. 🤦♂️
Win or lose, Thibodeau embodies this Eeyore quote perfectly.
Back to the drawing board…Maybe he’ll play the starters the whole game. 🤦♂️
What a #tariff-ic way to kick off the long holiday weekend…🤦♂️
May 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What a #tariff-ic way to kick off the long holiday weekend…🤦♂️