Kirby Keger
@funnypolitics.bsky.social
Uninfluencer…take my word for it. From mid-west parts unknown. Made people laugh (no really) in a past life. Now just waiting on a friend.
“Headline To Nowhere” is a parody filled, fun, time-killing hobby. 🤷♂️
📕🎥💿📺🏒🏄♂️🎭🏏🏀
“Headline To Nowhere” is a parody filled, fun, time-killing hobby. 🤷♂️
📕🎥💿📺🏒🏄♂️🎭🏏🏀
“After you catch the train to college I’m gonna change out of these work clothes and go to the city council meeting. I have a lot of things to get off my chest.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
“After you catch the train to college I’m gonna change out of these work clothes and go to the city council meeting. I have a lot of things to get off my chest.”
The Load Managers and Miami Heat are locked into a tight one in the 4th quarter.
The #NBA really is FANtastic! 🏀
The #NBA really is FANtastic! 🏀
a man holding a basketball on a basketball court with the words let it rain written below him
ALT: a man holding a basketball on a basketball court with the words let it rain written below him
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The Load Managers and Miami Heat are locked into a tight one in the 4th quarter.
The #NBA really is FANtastic! 🏀
The #NBA really is FANtastic! 🏀
Reposted by Kirby Keger
i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed”
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed”
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
“Wag The Dog” sequel vibes anyone?
Conrad Brean: Well, if Kissinger can win the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find out I'd won the Preakness.
Stanley Motss: Well, yes but, our guy DID bring peace.
Brean: Yeah, but there wasn't a war.
Motss: All the greater accomplishment.
Conrad Brean: Well, if Kissinger can win the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find out I'd won the Preakness.
Stanley Motss: Well, yes but, our guy DID bring peace.
Brean: Yeah, but there wasn't a war.
Motss: All the greater accomplishment.
Trump has suggested he’s made a decision on Venezuela military operations. Here’s what we know
President Donald Trump suggested he has made up his mind on a course of action in Venezuela following multiple high-level briefings this week and a mounting US show of force in the region.
www.yahoo.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“Wag The Dog” sequel vibes anyone?
Conrad Brean: Well, if Kissinger can win the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find out I'd won the Preakness.
Stanley Motss: Well, yes but, our guy DID bring peace.
Brean: Yeah, but there wasn't a war.
Motss: All the greater accomplishment.
Conrad Brean: Well, if Kissinger can win the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find out I'd won the Preakness.
Stanley Motss: Well, yes but, our guy DID bring peace.
Brean: Yeah, but there wasn't a war.
Motss: All the greater accomplishment.
E-mails and files flowing. More to come…
Lots of #FAFO coming to GOP leaders in the Senate & House, who have to be worried and now scrambling to get on the right side of this sad, tragic debacle.
Lots of #FAFO coming to GOP leaders in the Senate & House, who have to be worried and now scrambling to get on the right side of this sad, tragic debacle.
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` winter is coming '' written below him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` winter is coming '' written below him .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
E-mails and files flowing. More to come…
Lots of #FAFO coming to GOP leaders in the Senate & House, who have to be worried and now scrambling to get on the right side of this sad, tragic debacle.
Lots of #FAFO coming to GOP leaders in the Senate & House, who have to be worried and now scrambling to get on the right side of this sad, tragic debacle.
Henceforth know as
“The Craven Eight”…
“The Craven Eight”…
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Henceforth know as
“The Craven Eight”…
“The Craven Eight”…
Senate Democrats poised to wrap up a blue wave election week by snatching defeat from the jaws of victory with this capitulating government shutdown vote.
40 days of pain & suffering for constituents for nothing but a hollow promise of a dead-on-arrival ACA vote.
🤦🏻♂️ Shame on you! 😡
#VoteEmOut
40 days of pain & suffering for constituents for nothing but a hollow promise of a dead-on-arrival ACA vote.
🤦🏻♂️ Shame on you! 😡
#VoteEmOut
a group of cartoon characters are standing under a cloud with the words epic fail written on the bottom
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing under a cloud with the words epic fail written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Senate Democrats poised to wrap up a blue wave election week by snatching defeat from the jaws of victory with this capitulating government shutdown vote.
40 days of pain & suffering for constituents for nothing but a hollow promise of a dead-on-arrival ACA vote.
🤦🏻♂️ Shame on you! 😡
#VoteEmOut
40 days of pain & suffering for constituents for nothing but a hollow promise of a dead-on-arrival ACA vote.
🤦🏻♂️ Shame on you! 😡
#VoteEmOut
Yikes…Watching the #Warriors play the #Nuggets tonight on that NBA Cup court in Denver is a visual assault! 👁️🩸🙈
a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` now , that 's how you get pink eye '' .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` now , that 's how you get pink eye '' .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Imagine being on the side of history that fought tooth and nail to RAISE health insurance costs and DENY food assistance to the most vulnerable of the citizenry.
#ShameOnYou
#shutdown
#ACA
#SNAP
#ShameOnYou
#shutdown
#ACA
#SNAP
a woman is covering her eyes in a crowd and the words read the room are above her
ALT: a woman is covering her eyes in a crowd and the words read the room are above her
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Imagine being on the side of history that fought tooth and nail to RAISE health insurance costs and DENY food assistance to the most vulnerable of the citizenry.
#ShameOnYou
#shutdown
#ACA
#SNAP
#ShameOnYou
#shutdown
#ACA
#SNAP
😍😍😍
Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
😍😍😍
Overlooked in many ways from one of the best debut albums of all time. “On Fire” is a Van Halen gem!
Epic guitar riffs and bass lines with a great back beat layered with the lyrical delivery of the quintessential front man.
IMO…This in VH at it’s finest! 🤘Enjoy…
Epic guitar riffs and bass lines with a great back beat layered with the lyrical delivery of the quintessential front man.
IMO…This in VH at it’s finest! 🤘Enjoy…
On Fire (2015 Remaster)
YouTube video by Van Halen - Topic
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Overlooked in many ways from one of the best debut albums of all time. “On Fire” is a Van Halen gem!
Epic guitar riffs and bass lines with a great back beat layered with the lyrical delivery of the quintessential front man.
IMO…This in VH at it’s finest! 🤘Enjoy…
Epic guitar riffs and bass lines with a great back beat layered with the lyrical delivery of the quintessential front man.
IMO…This in VH at it’s finest! 🤘Enjoy…
No one is better in the business than Ian Eagle at the over the top fake sports broadcast laugh! 🤣🤣🤣
Yikes…
#NBA #Prime #Amazon
#Funny???
Yikes…
#NBA #Prime #Amazon
#Funny???
a man in a suit and tie is laughing .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing .
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The #NBA is finally back on #NBC after 23 years. Here to usher in the return:
Wait for it…
Getting excited…
Time for the big reveal…
…Mike Tirico… ta-da
…Thud…😴💤💤💤
Wait for it…
Getting excited…
Time for the big reveal…
…Mike Tirico… ta-da
…Thud…😴💤💤💤
a man wearing glasses holds up a card that says boring
ALT: a man wearing glasses holds up a card that says boring
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Ups The Ante As He Calls For A General Strike
It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.
www.huffpost.com
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ahh…just another Fantasy Football Wednesday…🤦🏻♂️
October 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ahh…just another Fantasy Football Wednesday…🤦🏻♂️
ATTENTION MEDIA…
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
ATTENTION MEDIA…
“Now no one's knocked upon my door
For a thousand years or more
All made up and nowhere to go
Welcome to this one-man show
Just take a seat, they're always free
No surprise, no mystery
In this theatre that I call my soul
I always play the starring role”
-Ugh…
For a thousand years or more
All made up and nowhere to go
Welcome to this one-man show
Just take a seat, they're always free
No surprise, no mystery
In this theatre that I call my soul
I always play the starring role”
-Ugh…
a cartoon character is playing frisbee in a park with the number 2 on the bottom of the screen
ALT: a cartoon character is playing frisbee in a park with the number 2 on the bottom of the screen
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“Now no one's knocked upon my door
For a thousand years or more
All made up and nowhere to go
Welcome to this one-man show
Just take a seat, they're always free
No surprise, no mystery
In this theatre that I call my soul
I always play the starring role”
-Ugh…
For a thousand years or more
All made up and nowhere to go
Welcome to this one-man show
Just take a seat, they're always free
No surprise, no mystery
In this theatre that I call my soul
I always play the starring role”
-Ugh…
Reposted by Kirby Keger
Journalist Edward R. Murrow used his platform on CBS to criticize the witch hunts led by Senator Joseph McCarthy in the 1950s.
This is what real journalism should do — hold power to account, not capitulate to it.
This is what real journalism should do — hold power to account, not capitulate to it.
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Journalist Edward R. Murrow used his platform on CBS to criticize the witch hunts led by Senator Joseph McCarthy in the 1950s.
This is what real journalism should do — hold power to account, not capitulate to it.
This is what real journalism should do — hold power to account, not capitulate to it.
Hey @cnn.com -
I’m all for constructive debate & hearing opposing views. Even if we disagree, it helps inform us to make decisions.
#Stephen #Miller yelling, condescending while being generally disingenuous & uncivil does not further debate or inform.
Please value your platform, skip the circus.
I’m all for constructive debate & hearing opposing views. Even if we disagree, it helps inform us to make decisions.
#Stephen #Miller yelling, condescending while being generally disingenuous & uncivil does not further debate or inform.
Please value your platform, skip the circus.
a bald man wearing glasses and a blue shirt is sitting on a black leather couch .
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a blue shirt is sitting on a black leather couch .
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sadly, this Ryder Cup debacle is just a precursor of what I fear will be the embarrassing state of the crowds for the U.S. hosted World Cup & Olympics.
Pathetic. Stop living up to the moniker “Ugly Americans”!
Heads up #FIFA & #IOC The world is watching & if smart, probably not coming…🤔
Pathetic. Stop living up to the moniker “Ugly Americans”!
Heads up #FIFA & #IOC The world is watching & if smart, probably not coming…🤔
Rory McIlroy won the Ryder Cup and then called out the hostile New York crowd for "unacceptable and abusive behavior."
Rory McIlroy calls out 'unacceptable and abusive behavior' from Bethpage fans at Ryder Cup
Rory McIlroy won the Ryder Cup and then called out the hostile New York crowd for “unacceptable and abusive behavior.”
bit.ly
September 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Thankfully I was able to watch last night. If you are stuck in an anti free speech market, enjoy Jimmy’s monologue.
Also let #Nexstar & #Sinclair know you will be voting with your pocketbook regarding their preemption decision. #click #boycott #1stAmendment #freespeech #kimmel
Also let #Nexstar & #Sinclair know you will be voting with your pocketbook regarding their preemption decision. #click #boycott #1stAmendment #freespeech #kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Thankfully I was able to watch last night. If you are stuck in an anti free speech market, enjoy Jimmy’s monologue.
Also let #Nexstar & #Sinclair know you will be voting with your pocketbook regarding their preemption decision. #click #boycott #1stAmendment #freespeech #kimmel
Also let #Nexstar & #Sinclair know you will be voting with your pocketbook regarding their preemption decision. #click #boycott #1stAmendment #freespeech #kimmel
Wanna know how to #boycott a station? 👇
Time For The People To Speak To Sinclair And Nexstar’s Advertisers
Sinclair and Nexstar refuse to air 'Jimmy Kimmel Live.' Use the power of your wallet to contact and boycott their advertisers.
crooksandliars.com
September 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wanna know how to #boycott a station? 👇
Reposted by Kirby Keger
