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A Funky Toker
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Artist musician mildly functional adult.
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Improved sleep ✅
Improved mood ✅
Helps with headaches ✅
Helps stress level ✅
Better kegels ✅

And no, a partner is not required 😂
April 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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"It all boils down to one thing: White Supremacy...."
March 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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New product that's available in 2 colors on my new website. Pivoting away from my previous company to starting my very own was scary and exhilarating. The best freakin type of shopping l've ever done ♥️
January 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Did I watch this? No. Do I believe it? 100% absolutely the truth. Why, you may ask? That’s a great question. It’s because she had tate on the fucking show to begin with. Nothing else needed to be said. I guess she’s used to hanging out with r@pist.
January 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Pay attention to the language they use. It reveals their true intent.
January 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Another way for our government to control us and to control the flow of information. They’re not gonna ban Telegram tho are they 👀 I guess 70k men in a chat room talking about crimes against their spouses, children, family isn’t enough but Tiktok is 🙄

www.advocate.com/news/v-speha...
V Spehar reflects on 4 years of ‘Under the Desk News,’ the TikTok ban & tension with traditional media
The journalist and content creator sat down with The Advocate on the anniversary of creating their popular social media account.
www.advocate.com
January 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Taysha is a scene from my mind, where someone from the land returns. Taysha transliterated became the word Texas. Its original meaning is “friend” or “ally” in the Caddo language.

#art #realism #fineart #landscape #oilpainting #realisticart #clouds #texaslandscape #maori #corylind #corylindfineart
January 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Will this even be investigated?
Paxton admitting this on camera because we all know why they didn’t allow 2.5 million mail in ballots to be sent out in Harris County.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYcgnwG4/
Republican Attorney General makes SHOCKING ADMISSION on live TV
TikTok video by New For Us
www.tiktok.com
January 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Is the amount of crowd funding for medical expenses or just living expenses giving anyone pause? At a certain point, I hope we wake up to the realization our government should be providing for us in so many more ways than they are now. #eattherich #taxthechurches
January 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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When will he stop?
After a Tesla Cybertruck was exploded outside of Trump's Las Vegas hotel, Musk absurdly threatened to sue media outlets whose headlines reported the truck was a Tesla.
Musk Mocked For Threat To Sue Outlets Over Headlines About Exploded Tesla Cybertruck
You really can't make this stuff up.
www.comicsands.com
January 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I keep saying it’s only the beginning but that’s like screaming into a void expecting someone to fix it.
Folks: please be diligent about not disseminating Ann Telnaes' cartoon in a way that she's not getting the clicks on it (until she says differently). Her IP matters now more than ever.

Make it go viral but make sure she benefits.

anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
anntelnaes.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Texas has decided to just not look at 2022 or 2023 deaths in order to advance their agendas which will cause more people to die. Georgia disbanded their committee.
December 18, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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It’s already hard enough being in Texas operating a sex toy sales business! Why must they always be in our damn bedrooms?
Everything is projection! Maybe Hillary is using her vibrator wrong.
Hillary Hickland filed a bill this morning to limit how dildoes are sold in Texas. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #txlege
December 10, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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Damnnnnnn it, why is this the world we live in and continue to allow our government to be bought?
Why shouldn't CEOs run scared of being shot?
After all, this is America, where guns have more rights and women!!

I hope they all have to look over their shoulders ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!
December 9, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Bless her heart.
December 8, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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A 2006 study found undocumented immigrants contribute more than they cost Texas. The state hasn’t updated it since.
www.texastribune.org/2024/12/06/t...
A 2006 study found undocumented immigrants contribute more than they cost Texas. The state hasn’t updated it since.
A comptroller’s report found that deporting the estimated 1.4 million undocumented immigrants living in Texas in 2005 would have cost the state about $17.7 billion in gross domestic product.
www.texastribune.org
December 8, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Soft light and UV version of my oil painting “Wish You Were Here”. Gallery wrapped and I paint along the side so you don’t have to frame this piece.
Lit commentary by the gorgeous @denalind.bsky.social
#artist #oilpainting #fineart #seascapes #artforsale #artcollector #art
December 8, 2024 at 4:18 AM
November 24, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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Savings you want just in time for the holidays 😍

Www.Pureromancebydena.Com
November 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM