Spooky Hooker
@funkykarma.bsky.social
Florida native. It's called the beach.
Flip-Flop collector
#GenX #CoA theblue.report
Owned by a small dog with an attitude
Flip-Flop collector
#GenX #CoA theblue.report
Owned by a small dog with an attitude
Pinned
THERE ARE SOMALI GANGS IN FKING MINNESOTA *dies laughing
Can we order some from anywhere? I want people walking like Egyptians in Jacksonville!
Can we order some from anywhere? I want people walking like Egyptians in Jacksonville!
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
THERE ARE SOMALI GANGS IN FKING MINNESOTA *dies laughing
Can we order some from anywhere? I want people walking like Egyptians in Jacksonville!
Can we order some from anywhere? I want people walking like Egyptians in Jacksonville!
Y'all, who was Epstein working for?
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Y'all, who was Epstein working for?
I don't care about idiots who think vaccines cause autism.
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I don't care about idiots who think vaccines cause autism.
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To the men and women who wear the uniform...my brothers and sisters in arms...I know the message from those six Democratic lawmakers wasn’t just heard...it resonated. The nation will look to you to act with honor. I have full confidence you’ll rise to the moment.
#Holdfast
#Holdfast
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
To the men and women who wear the uniform...my brothers and sisters in arms...I know the message from those six Democratic lawmakers wasn’t just heard...it resonated. The nation will look to you to act with honor. I have full confidence you’ll rise to the moment.
#Holdfast
#Holdfast
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The entire world is perplexed because the President of the United States appeared cordial in one meeting.
That’s how crazy this timeline is.
That’s how crazy this timeline is.
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The entire world is perplexed because the President of the United States appeared cordial in one meeting.
That’s how crazy this timeline is.
That’s how crazy this timeline is.
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Pete Buttigieg would be a good DNC spokesperson.
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Pete Buttigieg would be a good DNC spokesperson.
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
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DNC get somebody like Gavin Newsome did, get a social media team. Ya cant rely on us and ya keep picking leaders with zero gravitas.
I think it should be a mandatory job requirement that the chair of the DNC be social media savvy with a strong presence on camera.
Ken Martin doesn’t have those skills and doesn’t seem to want to invest in fixing that.
EVERY special election should be all over social media. It is a massive
Ken Martin doesn’t have those skills and doesn’t seem to want to invest in fixing that.
EVERY special election should be all over social media. It is a massive
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
DNC get somebody like Gavin Newsome did, get a social media team. Ya cant rely on us and ya keep picking leaders with zero gravitas.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Breaking: The House voted unanimously, 426-0, to strip a provision in the funding bill that allowed senators to sue the government for $500K if their phone data was searched without their knowledge.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Breaking: The House voted unanimously, 426-0, to strip a provision in the funding bill that allowed senators to sue the government for $500K if their phone data was searched without their knowledge.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
Is Morgan and Morgan running for Governor of Florida?
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Is Morgan and Morgan running for Governor of Florida?
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Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Jared Kushner advised Saudi Crown Prince MBS on how to “weather the storm” after his hit squad slaughtered American journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Jared Kushner advised Saudi Crown Prince MBS on how to “weather the storm” after his hit squad slaughtered American journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"Quiet, piggy!"
Oh shaddap, fatso. Then block the number.
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oh shaddap, fatso. Then block the number.
Well England has issued a warning: apparently China is recruiting spies over there using their covert ways and specialized relationships and its problematic. I dunno what to do with that either lol
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Well England has issued a warning: apparently China is recruiting spies over there using their covert ways and specialized relationships and its problematic. I dunno what to do with that either lol
Do ya think a man like Trump has any like deep philosophical thoughts about anything? Buildings, even. That doodle of the building with the pubic hair was pretty good. Maybe he secretly reads romance novels. Lots of them. Paragraphs from one, bored, pick up another and read that. What's he do?
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Do ya think a man like Trump has any like deep philosophical thoughts about anything? Buildings, even. That doodle of the building with the pubic hair was pretty good. Maybe he secretly reads romance novels. Lots of them. Paragraphs from one, bored, pick up another and read that. What's he do?
Virginia never gave a hopeless suicide vibe. She is special.
*watching her brother cry* ...we need people punished for this. Important people. The people capable of such behavior shouldn't be entitled to share our oxygen.
*watching her brother cry* ...we need people punished for this. Important people. The people capable of such behavior shouldn't be entitled to share our oxygen.
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Virginia never gave a hopeless suicide vibe. She is special.
*watching her brother cry* ...we need people punished for this. Important people. The people capable of such behavior shouldn't be entitled to share our oxygen.
*watching her brother cry* ...we need people punished for this. Important people. The people capable of such behavior shouldn't be entitled to share our oxygen.
Y'all, Let's forget about the 25th amendment and INVOKE ARTICLE II, SECTION 4 of the Constitution. Nuclear. We need every single person appointed by felon47 out of office NOW! Every. Single. One.
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Y'all, Let's forget about the 25th amendment and INVOKE ARTICLE II, SECTION 4 of the Constitution. Nuclear. We need every single person appointed by felon47 out of office NOW! Every. Single. One.
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
Goodnight sweetheart
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Goodnight sweetheart
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)