Cheap trick but I respect it.

I dunno but personally I'd be embarrassed if I were you.

Yo we don't joke about the JD round these parts, hush that.

He's in a condo, might have issues with his HOA

My buddy is an engineer and actually kinda helped send Katy Perry to space the first time so I think I can play a role in this

Panko is how it starts. Eventually, I fried some chicken breast in crumbled pork rinds and decided that I had flown too close to the sun.

Also just realized I rhymed set and set. I blame the hour.

"Oh, nah, not feelin this one, I think I'll ski—" (immediately is dragged into the depths of Abaddon by scorching claws)

This is my fear.

This was a little hard cuz I have no idea what the fuck this guy is talking about.

Also, and idk precisely how, this is an accurate representation of how I feel about these United States of America this Independence Day.

Dude swore to me he inspected the whole lawn to make sure there was nothing there. I immediately sucked up a ratchet strap that was laying in the grass. Had to climb under my mower and cut that shit out with a razor knife. This one's on me. I knew.

Fuuuuck I shoulda just bounced.