🍜Noodle🍜
@funkyamphibian.bsky.social
26, They/Them/It, Pansexual, suffering from English debuff
Exiled from twt
18+ content will be posted at times
Axolotl lover!
Exiled from twt
18+ content will be posted at times
Axolotl lover!
I thought I pressed record and got this picture instead lmao
May 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I thought I pressed record and got this picture instead lmao
Pictures never really show it too well and even now I've kinda ruined the angle but here's a reminder that I am as thick (and long) as a can teehee
December 16, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Pictures never really show it too well and even now I've kinda ruined the angle but here's a reminder that I am as thick (and long) as a can teehee
Saw someone else doing this so I thought since I'm slowly moving over here now I thought why not try one of these lmao let peeps get to know me if they wanna
November 29, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Saw someone else doing this so I thought since I'm slowly moving over here now I thought why not try one of these lmao let peeps get to know me if they wanna
Just look at the way they bounce and swing...bet you're thinking about making out with em aren't you? Well don't be shy, get to it 🥴
November 26, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Just look at the way they bounce and swing...bet you're thinking about making out with em aren't you? Well don't be shy, get to it 🥴
You should probably stop leaving your clean underwear around, it's common knowledge horny mutts are gonna leave their mark ;3
November 26, 2024 at 11:37 PM
You should probably stop leaving your clean underwear around, it's common knowledge horny mutts are gonna leave their mark ;3
I love wearing my cock and ball ring, just look at what it does to me 🥴
July 2, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I love wearing my cock and ball ring, just look at what it does to me 🥴
My new year resolution is to get my dick sucked more, anyone looking to help me achieve that? 🥵
January 1, 2024 at 1:08 AM
My new year resolution is to get my dick sucked more, anyone looking to help me achieve that? 🥵
Hypothetically if I'd been edging for the last couple of days in preparation for using my Lovense toy, would anyone wanna control it and tease a desperate mutt in a couple hours? 👀
(Pic to grab your attention lol)
(Pic to grab your attention lol)
December 23, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Hypothetically if I'd been edging for the last couple of days in preparation for using my Lovense toy, would anyone wanna control it and tease a desperate mutt in a couple hours? 👀
(Pic to grab your attention lol)
(Pic to grab your attention lol)
I'm leaking like crazy right now, I need a good slut to come clean me up 🥵
October 28, 2023 at 3:52 AM
I'm leaking like crazy right now, I need a good slut to come clean me up 🥵
They seriously used some kind of magic for this episode cause there's no reason for 1 fictional man to get me wetter than a category 5 hurricane in 30 seconds of screen time, if he pulled my hair like this I think I'd cum immediately and then thank him 🥴🥴🥴
October 14, 2023 at 5:15 PM
They seriously used some kind of magic for this episode cause there's no reason for 1 fictional man to get me wetter than a category 5 hurricane in 30 seconds of screen time, if he pulled my hair like this I think I'd cum immediately and then thank him 🥴🥴🥴
This mutt is all worked up and horny, anyone looking for a breeding? 🥵
September 19, 2023 at 1:03 AM
This mutt is all worked up and horny, anyone looking for a breeding? 🥵
Everyone knows that good mutts wear cock rings as much as they can, gotta make sure I'm always hard and ready to breed hehehe 🥴
September 15, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Everyone knows that good mutts wear cock rings as much as they can, gotta make sure I'm always hard and ready to breed hehehe 🥴
It's hard to deny I'm constantly horny when I'm hard as diamond constantly...Anyways someone wanna let me use their holes till my balls are empty? 😳
September 14, 2023 at 10:16 PM
It's hard to deny I'm constantly horny when I'm hard as diamond constantly...Anyways someone wanna let me use their holes till my balls are empty? 😳
Would you believe that I forgot I had cock rings? I should use them more often, they really get me goin 🥵
September 5, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Would you believe that I forgot I had cock rings? I should use them more often, they really get me goin 🥵
Wearing underwear is good and all but the second I get hard it just instantly slips out through the front lmao I'm gonna need a hand with it 😳
September 4, 2023 at 7:23 PM
Wearing underwear is good and all but the second I get hard it just instantly slips out through the front lmao I'm gonna need a hand with it 😳
You should totally cover my thighs with kisses and bite marks...then trace the veins on my cock with your tongue 🥴
September 2, 2023 at 6:00 PM
You should totally cover my thighs with kisses and bite marks...then trace the veins on my cock with your tongue 🥴
I forgot it's not just foreskin Friday! It's also fat cock friday so here's my submission!
You should call me a good mutt and play with it 😳
You should call me a good mutt and play with it 😳
September 1, 2023 at 6:36 PM
I forgot it's not just foreskin Friday! It's also fat cock friday so here's my submission!
You should call me a good mutt and play with it 😳
You should call me a good mutt and play with it 😳
I'm so wet rn, I'm also insatiably horny 🥴 I need a desk pet to come help clean me up 🥵
September 1, 2023 at 4:14 PM
I'm so wet rn, I'm also insatiably horny 🥴 I need a desk pet to come help clean me up 🥵
Happy foreskin friday to all you horny bastards UwU
September 1, 2023 at 2:35 AM
Happy foreskin friday to all you horny bastards UwU
I'm so pent up and in need of a mouth rn 🥵 anyone looking to help a needy mutt out rn?
August 31, 2023 at 12:01 AM
I'm so pent up and in need of a mouth rn 🥵 anyone looking to help a needy mutt out rn?
Call me a good mutt while you milk me? 🥺
August 30, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Call me a good mutt while you milk me? 🥺
What better way to kick off my Bluesky experience than with some pics of my thick pole and pink hole 🤭
August 28, 2023 at 5:29 PM
What better way to kick off my Bluesky experience than with some pics of my thick pole and pink hole 🤭