🍜Noodle🍜
@funkyamphibian.bsky.social
26, They/Them/It, Pansexual, suffering from English debuff
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18+ content will be posted at times
Axolotl lover!
Exiled from twt
18+ content will be posted at times
Axolotl lover!
I thought I pressed record and got this picture instead lmao
May 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I thought I pressed record and got this picture instead lmao
Pictures never really show it too well and even now I've kinda ruined the angle but here's a reminder that I am as thick (and long) as a can teehee
December 16, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Pictures never really show it too well and even now I've kinda ruined the angle but here's a reminder that I am as thick (and long) as a can teehee
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My new year resolution is to get my dick sucked more, anyone looking to help me achieve that? 🥵
January 1, 2024 at 1:08 AM
My new year resolution is to get my dick sucked more, anyone looking to help me achieve that? 🥵
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I love wearing my cock and ball ring, just look at what it does to me 🥴
July 2, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I love wearing my cock and ball ring, just look at what it does to me 🥴
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You should probably stop leaving your clean underwear around, it's common knowledge horny mutts are gonna leave their mark ;3
November 26, 2024 at 11:37 PM
You should probably stop leaving your clean underwear around, it's common knowledge horny mutts are gonna leave their mark ;3
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Just look at the way they bounce and swing...bet you're thinking about making out with em aren't you? Well don't be shy, get to it 🥴
November 26, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Just look at the way they bounce and swing...bet you're thinking about making out with em aren't you? Well don't be shy, get to it 🥴
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Saw someone else doing this so I thought since I'm slowly moving over here now I thought why not try one of these lmao let peeps get to know me if they wanna
November 29, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Saw someone else doing this so I thought since I'm slowly moving over here now I thought why not try one of these lmao let peeps get to know me if they wanna
Saw someone else doing this so I thought since I'm slowly moving over here now I thought why not try one of these lmao let peeps get to know me if they wanna
November 29, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Saw someone else doing this so I thought since I'm slowly moving over here now I thought why not try one of these lmao let peeps get to know me if they wanna
Just look at the way they bounce and swing...bet you're thinking about making out with em aren't you? Well don't be shy, get to it 🥴
November 26, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Just look at the way they bounce and swing...bet you're thinking about making out with em aren't you? Well don't be shy, get to it 🥴
You should probably stop leaving your clean underwear around, it's common knowledge horny mutts are gonna leave their mark ;3
November 26, 2024 at 11:37 PM
You should probably stop leaving your clean underwear around, it's common knowledge horny mutts are gonna leave their mark ;3
I love wearing my cock and ball ring, just look at what it does to me 🥴
July 2, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I love wearing my cock and ball ring, just look at what it does to me 🥴
My new year resolution is to get my dick sucked more, anyone looking to help me achieve that? 🥵
January 1, 2024 at 1:08 AM
My new year resolution is to get my dick sucked more, anyone looking to help me achieve that? 🥵
Hypothetically if I'd been edging for the last couple of days in preparation for using my Lovense toy, would anyone wanna control it and tease a desperate mutt in a couple hours? 👀
(Pic to grab your attention lol)
(Pic to grab your attention lol)
December 23, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Hypothetically if I'd been edging for the last couple of days in preparation for using my Lovense toy, would anyone wanna control it and tease a desperate mutt in a couple hours? 👀
(Pic to grab your attention lol)
(Pic to grab your attention lol)
THEY NEED TO HURRY UP AND LET US POST VIDEOS HERE, I LITERALLY HAVE VIDEOS OF ME WITH ROPES OF PRE DRIPPING OFF MY DICK AND I CAN'T POST THEM HEEEEEERE AUGH!!!
December 11, 2023 at 8:33 PM
THEY NEED TO HURRY UP AND LET US POST VIDEOS HERE, I LITERALLY HAVE VIDEOS OF ME WITH ROPES OF PRE DRIPPING OFF MY DICK AND I CAN'T POST THEM HEEEEEERE AUGH!!!
I TOTALLY FORGOT I HAD A BSKY OOPS!!! Also due to mad body issues rn (can't look in a mirror without feeling bile in my throat) I just haven't really taken any nudes sorry peeps! I hope to get back to it soon...hopefully...
November 24, 2023 at 12:53 AM
I TOTALLY FORGOT I HAD A BSKY OOPS!!! Also due to mad body issues rn (can't look in a mirror without feeling bile in my throat) I just haven't really taken any nudes sorry peeps! I hope to get back to it soon...hopefully...
They're really out here animating JJK with one hand on their dicks because there's no way fictional men should be getting me this worked up, like yesssss give me the reverse fan service, let me see them get sexier
November 3, 2023 at 3:10 PM
They're really out here animating JJK with one hand on their dicks because there's no way fictional men should be getting me this worked up, like yesssss give me the reverse fan service, let me see them get sexier
Anybody wanna control a mutt's sex toy? I need milking 😫😫😫
October 29, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Anybody wanna control a mutt's sex toy? I need milking 😫😫😫
I'm leaking like crazy right now, I need a good slut to come clean me up 🥵
October 28, 2023 at 3:52 AM
I'm leaking like crazy right now, I need a good slut to come clean me up 🥵
If I was in space I'd simply just remove my helmet and breathe, it looks way too stuffy in those helmets I could never wear one smh, not my aesthetic
October 15, 2023 at 9:49 AM
If I was in space I'd simply just remove my helmet and breathe, it looks way too stuffy in those helmets I could never wear one smh, not my aesthetic
They seriously used some kind of magic for this episode cause there's no reason for 1 fictional man to get me wetter than a category 5 hurricane in 30 seconds of screen time, if he pulled my hair like this I think I'd cum immediately and then thank him 🥴🥴🥴
October 14, 2023 at 5:15 PM
They seriously used some kind of magic for this episode cause there's no reason for 1 fictional man to get me wetter than a category 5 hurricane in 30 seconds of screen time, if he pulled my hair like this I think I'd cum immediately and then thank him 🥴🥴🥴
I think tonight is the night I finally break my Lovense back out 🥴 Just having a bunch of strangers online controlling it and milking me gets me all worked up and then I cum like a fire hose 😍
October 13, 2023 at 8:56 PM
I think tonight is the night I finally break my Lovense back out 🥴 Just having a bunch of strangers online controlling it and milking me gets me all worked up and then I cum like a fire hose 😍
Sorry for the lack of...anything...life has just been throwing punches left and right and it's hard as hell to do anything else besides rot
October 13, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Sorry for the lack of...anything...life has just been throwing punches left and right and it's hard as hell to do anything else besides rot
I have been gifted a lava lamp...it was just handed to me at work
October 3, 2023 at 2:08 PM
I have been gifted a lava lamp...it was just handed to me at work
I keep going through phases of wanting to play FFXIV and then wanting fuck all to do with the game...ngl I kinda miss when I was going through the story, actually had stuff to do in game then 😔
October 1, 2023 at 2:53 AM
I keep going through phases of wanting to play FFXIV and then wanting fuck all to do with the game...ngl I kinda miss when I was going through the story, actually had stuff to do in game then 😔
The urge to breed is REAL rn 😫 Just wanna turn my mind off and rut inside someone's hole till we're sure they're knocked up, is that too much to ask? 😤
September 30, 2023 at 5:30 PM
The urge to breed is REAL rn 😫 Just wanna turn my mind off and rut inside someone's hole till we're sure they're knocked up, is that too much to ask? 😤