Cos people buy lamps on price, and couches on looks.

Was Gollum unavailable for the gig?

Sorry, that was the joke... I don't think you and I have met (apologies if we have) but I've played a bunch with Alan and Jason, and I know Chris, as a fellow blower of saxophone shaped tubes. I thought looks like Alex Griffiths on bass at a glance? Both bass Matts (Gruebner & Pennman) are taller.

Who are all those people with hair? #itwasaweewhileago

Song covered is "Pick up the pieces" by Average White Band.

Who's probably doing the (boring) actual worky work...

99 problems, but a book ain't one?

But she didn't fail to provide tax cuts... Just, you know, pay for everything else... #nactlogic

Clearly drawing a big cock and balls...

Armor bearers has a redolent vibe, too, though I can't remember what exactly which odious euphemism our local guy used... But they're all singing from the same hymn sheet... The same grift.

Hmm, who is it that used to call himself "apostle" around here, before he appropriated "bishop"?

About as predictable as massacring public service jobs would hammer retail and hospitality sectors.

Indeed. Many predicted it!

Don't forget the important one, though! #BirdOfTheYear

Gladiator: Tokyo drift