FunkmasterP
@funkmasterp.bsky.social
NOT DETACHED FROM REALITY
It's $1.5 trillion, but even that is a made up number.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It's $1.5 trillion, but even that is a made up number.
No worries, we can just take all of that gold from the White House and sell it for $3,000/ounce.
What?
It's gold spray-painted plastic?
Aw crap!
What?
It's gold spray-painted plastic?
Aw crap!
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
No worries, we can just take all of that gold from the White House and sell it for $3,000/ounce.
What?
It's gold spray-painted plastic?
Aw crap!
What?
It's gold spray-painted plastic?
Aw crap!
Alleged?
I think that if anyone knew this for a fact, it would have been Epstein.
Alleged my a$$.
I think that if anyone knew this for a fact, it would have been Epstein.
Alleged my a$$.
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Alleged?
I think that if anyone knew this for a fact, it would have been Epstein.
Alleged my a$$.
I think that if anyone knew this for a fact, it would have been Epstein.
Alleged my a$$.
That's why pedo47 wants to import them from China!
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
That's why pedo47 wants to import them from China!
Yes, thanks to the defunding of our schools (K-12 & colleges) & the current trend to remove any mention of actual history that makes people 'uncomfortable'.
America, before Reagan, had affordable or even free college, & wages kept up with productivity, where one earner could provide for a family.
America, before Reagan, had affordable or even free college, & wages kept up with productivity, where one earner could provide for a family.
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yes, thanks to the defunding of our schools (K-12 & colleges) & the current trend to remove any mention of actual history that makes people 'uncomfortable'.
America, before Reagan, had affordable or even free college, & wages kept up with productivity, where one earner could provide for a family.
America, before Reagan, had affordable or even free college, & wages kept up with productivity, where one earner could provide for a family.
There's a kind of cognitive dissonance going on here.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There's a kind of cognitive dissonance going on here.
Looks like where they also keep their health care plan.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Looks like where they also keep their health care plan.
He would if it was real gold 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He would if it was real gold 🙄
"What do you think about children being detained by Trump in facilities where they have to fight for clean drinking water? "
I think it's disgraceful. It totally exposes the fraud of these so called christians & their so called pro life claims.
They really don't GAF.
They voted for this!
I think it's disgraceful. It totally exposes the fraud of these so called christians & their so called pro life claims.
They really don't GAF.
They voted for this!
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"What do you think about children being detained by Trump in facilities where they have to fight for clean drinking water? "
I think it's disgraceful. It totally exposes the fraud of these so called christians & their so called pro life claims.
They really don't GAF.
They voted for this!
I think it's disgraceful. It totally exposes the fraud of these so called christians & their so called pro life claims.
They really don't GAF.
They voted for this!
It came from a satirical website that proclaimed that anyone believing what they see/read there are fucking idiots!
"Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."
"Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."
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November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It came from a satirical website that proclaimed that anyone believing what they see/read there are fucking idiots!
"Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."
"Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined."
What the F?
Can President Obama sue for defamation?
I suggest he sue pedo47 for $100 billion dollars.
Note to SCOTUS:
Making false allegations on a private social network are NOT part of his 'official duties'.
Can President Obama sue for defamation?
I suggest he sue pedo47 for $100 billion dollars.
Note to SCOTUS:
Making false allegations on a private social network are NOT part of his 'official duties'.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What the F?
Can President Obama sue for defamation?
I suggest he sue pedo47 for $100 billion dollars.
Note to SCOTUS:
Making false allegations on a private social network are NOT part of his 'official duties'.
Can President Obama sue for defamation?
I suggest he sue pedo47 for $100 billion dollars.
Note to SCOTUS:
Making false allegations on a private social network are NOT part of his 'official duties'.
I never thought he was rehabilitated in any way.
He has NEVER had to pay for his crimes and why wouldn't he think he can do whatever TF he wants.
SCOTUS told him he could.
Keeping fingers crossed that they can't steal the midterms against a massive blue tsunami!
They KNOW they will lose massively.
He has NEVER had to pay for his crimes and why wouldn't he think he can do whatever TF he wants.
SCOTUS told him he could.
Keeping fingers crossed that they can't steal the midterms against a massive blue tsunami!
They KNOW they will lose massively.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I never thought he was rehabilitated in any way.
He has NEVER had to pay for his crimes and why wouldn't he think he can do whatever TF he wants.
SCOTUS told him he could.
Keeping fingers crossed that they can't steal the midterms against a massive blue tsunami!
They KNOW they will lose massively.
He has NEVER had to pay for his crimes and why wouldn't he think he can do whatever TF he wants.
SCOTUS told him he could.
Keeping fingers crossed that they can't steal the midterms against a massive blue tsunami!
They KNOW they will lose massively.
He just wants to buy her silence.
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
He just wants to buy her silence.
Substitute air traffic controllers in his screed with House GOP.
They should not have been paid for not working.
Accordingly the democrats that did show up in the House should get a bonus for being great patriots.
Let's not even discuss those who had lavish Great Gatsby parties while SNAP expired. 🙄
They should not have been paid for not working.
Accordingly the democrats that did show up in the House should get a bonus for being great patriots.
Let's not even discuss those who had lavish Great Gatsby parties while SNAP expired. 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Substitute air traffic controllers in his screed with House GOP.
They should not have been paid for not working.
Accordingly the democrats that did show up in the House should get a bonus for being great patriots.
Let's not even discuss those who had lavish Great Gatsby parties while SNAP expired. 🙄
They should not have been paid for not working.
Accordingly the democrats that did show up in the House should get a bonus for being great patriots.
Let's not even discuss those who had lavish Great Gatsby parties while SNAP expired. 🙄
As usual pedo47 is playing 4D chess.
Earlier he pardoned that Binance guy, while claiming he didn't even know who he was.
NOW, when he pardons Ghislane, he can say the same thing.
"I don't even know who she is, but many people told me she deserved it"
Jenius🙄
Earlier he pardoned that Binance guy, while claiming he didn't even know who he was.
NOW, when he pardons Ghislane, he can say the same thing.
"I don't even know who she is, but many people told me she deserved it"
Jenius🙄
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
As usual pedo47 is playing 4D chess.
Earlier he pardoned that Binance guy, while claiming he didn't even know who he was.
NOW, when he pardons Ghislane, he can say the same thing.
"I don't even know who she is, but many people told me she deserved it"
Jenius🙄
Earlier he pardoned that Binance guy, while claiming he didn't even know who he was.
NOW, when he pardons Ghislane, he can say the same thing.
"I don't even know who she is, but many people told me she deserved it"
Jenius🙄
The ones that can tell the difference just don't GAF!
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The ones that can tell the difference just don't GAF!
How are the president and his cabinet supposed to maintain their jet set lifestyles and lavish parties and balls if they have to pay for food for the poors? 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
How are the president and his cabinet supposed to maintain their jet set lifestyles and lavish parties and balls if they have to pay for food for the poors? 🙄
"everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
No Senator. The fact that the GOP was willing to let 20 million people see their rates 2x or 3x to keep the Epstein files secret showed us where THEY stand.
And your capitulation showed us YOURS!
No Senator. The fact that the GOP was willing to let 20 million people see their rates 2x or 3x to keep the Epstein files secret showed us where THEY stand.
And your capitulation showed us YOURS!
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
No Senator. The fact that the GOP was willing to let 20 million people see their rates 2x or 3x to keep the Epstein files secret showed us where THEY stand.
And your capitulation showed us YOURS!
No Senator. The fact that the GOP was willing to let 20 million people see their rates 2x or 3x to keep the Epstein files secret showed us where THEY stand.
And your capitulation showed us YOURS!
To own the libs.
What my Mother used to call cutting off your nose to spite your face.
What my Mother used to call cutting off your nose to spite your face.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
To own the libs.
What my Mother used to call cutting off your nose to spite your face.
What my Mother used to call cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Dr Marshall is making a strong case for universal health care.
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Dr Marshall is making a strong case for universal health care.
Also unfair to taxpayers.
Private jets for Admin officials to use for personal travel.
Over $100 million spent on golf for pedo47.
Destroying food and medicine already paid for and ready to ship (USAID) resulting in 600k deaths.
Defunding Medicaid and SNAP.
Destroying the East wing.
And many more!
Private jets for Admin officials to use for personal travel.
Over $100 million spent on golf for pedo47.
Destroying food and medicine already paid for and ready to ship (USAID) resulting in 600k deaths.
Defunding Medicaid and SNAP.
Destroying the East wing.
And many more!
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Also unfair to taxpayers.
Private jets for Admin officials to use for personal travel.
Over $100 million spent on golf for pedo47.
Destroying food and medicine already paid for and ready to ship (USAID) resulting in 600k deaths.
Defunding Medicaid and SNAP.
Destroying the East wing.
And many more!
Private jets for Admin officials to use for personal travel.
Over $100 million spent on golf for pedo47.
Destroying food and medicine already paid for and ready to ship (USAID) resulting in 600k deaths.
Defunding Medicaid and SNAP.
Destroying the East wing.
And many more!
So he will be prosecuted for perjury, right?
RIGHT?
RIGHT?
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
So he will be prosecuted for perjury, right?
RIGHT?
RIGHT?
Also, ICE DHS and Border control agents and national guard troops who cannot claim they were 'just following orders'.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Also, ICE DHS and Border control agents and national guard troops who cannot claim they were 'just following orders'.
We've seen it before, but Americans have such poor short term memory that they re-elected a convicted felon rapist pedophile con man leader of the insurrection.
Which suggests that more than 70 million Americans either are, or approve of, psychopathic sexual sadists.
Which suggests that more than 70 million Americans either are, or approve of, psychopathic sexual sadists.
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We've seen it before, but Americans have such poor short term memory that they re-elected a convicted felon rapist pedophile con man leader of the insurrection.
Which suggests that more than 70 million Americans either are, or approve of, psychopathic sexual sadists.
Which suggests that more than 70 million Americans either are, or approve of, psychopathic sexual sadists.