FunkmasterP
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I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
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Donate to Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home, organized by Patricia Winter
Betty is an 86-year-old widow who has always been proud of her independence. A… Patricia Winter needs your support for Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home
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November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
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BREAKING: THE SECOND BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN TEXAS SUES SCHOOL FOR ADHERING TO THE 1ST AMENDMENT
These fake christians just love the old testament, while ignoring the teachings of Jesus, who is too woke for them, & they want to force their beliefs on ALL school children who may be of a different religion
These fake christians just love the old testament, while ignoring the teachings of Jesus, who is too woke for them, & they want to force their beliefs on ALL school children who may be of a different religion
Ken Paxton — Whose Wife Sued For Divorce ‘On Biblical Grounds’ — Sues Texas School For Refusing To Display Ten Commandments
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, whose wife cited "biblical grounds" for divorcing him, is suing a local school district over the Ten Commandments.
www.mediaite.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
BREAKING: THE SECOND BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN TEXAS SUES SCHOOL FOR ADHERING TO THE 1ST AMENDMENT
These fake christians just love the old testament, while ignoring the teachings of Jesus, who is too woke for them, & they want to force their beliefs on ALL school children who may be of a different religion
These fake christians just love the old testament, while ignoring the teachings of Jesus, who is too woke for them, & they want to force their beliefs on ALL school children who may be of a different religion
BREAKING:
Tesla board votes to give musk a pay package that nets him a GDP higher than all but 22 countries.
So, basically higher than over 140 countries.
I'm sure he will use the money only for good causes.
Like buying elections for right wing authoritarians around the world
Like he did in America🙄
Tesla board votes to give musk a pay package that nets him a GDP higher than all but 22 countries.
So, basically higher than over 140 countries.
I'm sure he will use the money only for good causes.
Like buying elections for right wing authoritarians around the world
Like he did in America🙄
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
BREAKING:
Tesla board votes to give musk a pay package that nets him a GDP higher than all but 22 countries.
So, basically higher than over 140 countries.
I'm sure he will use the money only for good causes.
Like buying elections for right wing authoritarians around the world
Like he did in America🙄
Tesla board votes to give musk a pay package that nets him a GDP higher than all but 22 countries.
So, basically higher than over 140 countries.
I'm sure he will use the money only for good causes.
Like buying elections for right wing authoritarians around the world
Like he did in America🙄
MAGA Mike Johnson must think we are all idiots. He cannot speak the truth, and is a gaslighting machine.
Take his recent daily lie session.
He said "People everywhere can see clearly who’s fighting and voting here every day, and delivering for them."
Even before the shutdown, he shut down the House
Take his recent daily lie session.
He said "People everywhere can see clearly who’s fighting and voting here every day, and delivering for them."
Even before the shutdown, he shut down the House
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
MAGA Mike Johnson must think we are all idiots. He cannot speak the truth, and is a gaslighting machine.
Take his recent daily lie session.
He said "People everywhere can see clearly who’s fighting and voting here every day, and delivering for them."
Even before the shutdown, he shut down the House
Take his recent daily lie session.
He said "People everywhere can see clearly who’s fighting and voting here every day, and delivering for them."
Even before the shutdown, he shut down the House
BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS DRAG QUEENS TO PAY $230 MILLION TO THEIR SEX ABUSE VICTIMS.
Just kidding.
It was the Catholic Church.
And this is just N Orleans.
Imagine all of the other cities where this abuse has taken place in multiple denominations of 'christianity'.
Just kidding.
It was the Catholic Church.
And this is just N Orleans.
Imagine all of the other cities where this abuse has taken place in multiple denominations of 'christianity'.
New Orleans sexual abuse victims approve $230m Catholic church settlement
Victims to receive payments based on severity and effects of abuse perpetrated by members of clergy
www.theguardian.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS DRAG QUEENS TO PAY $230 MILLION TO THEIR SEX ABUSE VICTIMS.
Just kidding.
It was the Catholic Church.
And this is just N Orleans.
Imagine all of the other cities where this abuse has taken place in multiple denominations of 'christianity'.
Just kidding.
It was the Catholic Church.
And this is just N Orleans.
Imagine all of the other cities where this abuse has taken place in multiple denominations of 'christianity'.
BREAKING: From Jake Tapper; House Oversite Committee says pardons issued by dementia ridden president using auto pen are void.
Immediately order the re arresting of 1500 J6 insurrectionists.
Just kidding. It's the Biden autopen pardons they say are void.
Did pedo47 physically sign 1500 pardons?
NO!
Immediately order the re arresting of 1500 J6 insurrectionists.
Just kidding. It's the Biden autopen pardons they say are void.
Did pedo47 physically sign 1500 pardons?
NO!
GOP-led Oversight Committee says Biden pardons signed by autopen are ‘void’ in final report
Former President Joe Biden experienced such “cognitive decline” while in office that it remains a serious question as to whether he was aware of the substance of the various pardons and commutations s...
www.yahoo.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
BREAKING: From Jake Tapper; House Oversite Committee says pardons issued by dementia ridden president using auto pen are void.
Immediately order the re arresting of 1500 J6 insurrectionists.
Just kidding. It's the Biden autopen pardons they say are void.
Did pedo47 physically sign 1500 pardons?
NO!
Immediately order the re arresting of 1500 J6 insurrectionists.
Just kidding. It's the Biden autopen pardons they say are void.
Did pedo47 physically sign 1500 pardons?
NO!
America is heading into a self inflicted recession.
"22 US states are in recession, while 13 are stagnant and only 16 are growing."
2 large blue states are keeping us afloat; NY and California.
pedo47 has declared war on those democrat-led states.
It turns out that the 'enemy within' is trump/MAGA!
"22 US states are in recession, while 13 are stagnant and only 16 are growing."
2 large blue states are keeping us afloat; NY and California.
pedo47 has declared war on those democrat-led states.
It turns out that the 'enemy within' is trump/MAGA!
Billionaire Ray Dalio thinks American economy is dependent on the 1%; with only three states driving its GDP | Business - The Times of India
International Business News: Billionaire investor Ray Dalio highlights the growing economic disparity in America, emphasizing the dependence on the productive elite while the majority struggle. His in...
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
America is heading into a self inflicted recession.
"22 US states are in recession, while 13 are stagnant and only 16 are growing."
2 large blue states are keeping us afloat; NY and California.
pedo47 has declared war on those democrat-led states.
It turns out that the 'enemy within' is trump/MAGA!
"22 US states are in recession, while 13 are stagnant and only 16 are growing."
2 large blue states are keeping us afloat; NY and California.
pedo47 has declared war on those democrat-led states.
It turns out that the 'enemy within' is trump/MAGA!
BREAKING: America ranks among the LEAST peaceful nations in the world, according to the Global Peace Index.
We rank behind such shithole countries as S Africa, El Salvador, & Uganda.
China ranks 98.
We rank 128 out of 163 nations.
Please notify the Nobel Prize committee and every GOP in Congress!
We rank behind such shithole countries as S Africa, El Salvador, & Uganda.
China ranks 98.
We rank 128 out of 163 nations.
Please notify the Nobel Prize committee and every GOP in Congress!
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
BREAKING: America ranks among the LEAST peaceful nations in the world, according to the Global Peace Index.
We rank behind such shithole countries as S Africa, El Salvador, & Uganda.
China ranks 98.
We rank 128 out of 163 nations.
Please notify the Nobel Prize committee and every GOP in Congress!
We rank behind such shithole countries as S Africa, El Salvador, & Uganda.
China ranks 98.
We rank 128 out of 163 nations.
Please notify the Nobel Prize committee and every GOP in Congress!
Seoul devises high tech solution to help control increasing rat population.
My personal solution to the rodent population is Yoda!
My low tech feline:
My personal solution to the rodent population is Yoda!
My low tech feline:
October 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Seoul devises high tech solution to help control increasing rat population.
My personal solution to the rodent population is Yoda!
My low tech feline:
My personal solution to the rodent population is Yoda!
My low tech feline:
BREAKING: Pedo47 does not even know who he's pardoning; he's just following orders I guess.🙄
October 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
BREAKING: Pedo47 does not even know who he's pardoning; he's just following orders I guess.🙄
This is going to piss off the whole magaverse.
I'm sharing the story but have not independently verified the findings.
Apparently, there's a reason red states have more gun violence and other sociological ills.
I'm sharing the story but have not independently verified the findings.
Apparently, there's a reason red states have more gun violence and other sociological ills.
Study: Religious US States Have Higher Rates of Gun Violence, Illiteracy, Obesity, Incarceration…
The United States is simultaneously the most religious wealthy nation on Earth and one of the most violent. The most obese. The least…
medium.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is going to piss off the whole magaverse.
I'm sharing the story but have not independently verified the findings.
Apparently, there's a reason red states have more gun violence and other sociological ills.
I'm sharing the story but have not independently verified the findings.
Apparently, there's a reason red states have more gun violence and other sociological ills.
Groceries (a quaint term meaning a bunch of stuff in a bag) are at record high prices.
At least some can still get SNAP right?
"more than 40 million Americans could soon see disruptions or cuts to their Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits"
Sorry, but ICE Barbie needs her jets🙄
At least some can still get SNAP right?
"more than 40 million Americans could soon see disruptions or cuts to their Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits"
Sorry, but ICE Barbie needs her jets🙄
'Lost absolutely all touch': Gobsmacked lawmakers react to Noem's luxury purchases
The US Coast Guard has purchased two luxury private jets for Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem at a total cost of more than $170 million in taxpayer money as the federal government remains shut ...
www.rawstory.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Groceries (a quaint term meaning a bunch of stuff in a bag) are at record high prices.
At least some can still get SNAP right?
"more than 40 million Americans could soon see disruptions or cuts to their Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits"
Sorry, but ICE Barbie needs her jets🙄
At least some can still get SNAP right?
"more than 40 million Americans could soon see disruptions or cuts to their Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits"
Sorry, but ICE Barbie needs her jets🙄
BREAKING:
Guy who had to venmo $ to his 'dates' & has had cosmetic enhancements to his totally unfuckable face, is critical of the appearance of women at the 'No Kings' protests.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
Guy who had to venmo $ to his 'dates' & has had cosmetic enhancements to his totally unfuckable face, is critical of the appearance of women at the 'No Kings' protests.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
MSN
www.msn.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
BREAKING:
Guy who had to venmo $ to his 'dates' & has had cosmetic enhancements to his totally unfuckable face, is critical of the appearance of women at the 'No Kings' protests.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
Guy who had to venmo $ to his 'dates' & has had cosmetic enhancements to his totally unfuckable face, is critical of the appearance of women at the 'No Kings' protests.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
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BREAKING: Nobel peace prize hopeful declares yet another war, this one on Venezuela and alleged drug cartels. He just wants to kill more brown people.
This another battlefront along with his war on democratic cities, war on the world (tariff wars), war on brown people & war on America's democracy.
This another battlefront along with his war on democratic cities, war on the world (tariff wars), war on brown people & war on America's democracy.
US ‘prepares to seize ports' in Venezuela as Trump declares war on cartels
AMERICA’S military is preparing to seize ports and airfields in Venezuela, it’s reported – as Donald Trump declared a full-scale war on drug cartels. The President stunned Washing…
www.the-sun.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
BREAKING: Nobel peace prize hopeful declares yet another war, this one on Venezuela and alleged drug cartels. He just wants to kill more brown people.
This another battlefront along with his war on democratic cities, war on the world (tariff wars), war on brown people & war on America's democracy.
This another battlefront along with his war on democratic cities, war on the world (tariff wars), war on brown people & war on America's democracy.
I'm not surprised to learn today that the battering officer is back on duty
"An Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer who was initially relieved of his duties after being captured on video pushing a woman to the ground outside an immigration court in New York City has been returned to duty"
"An Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer who was initially relieved of his duties after being captured on video pushing a woman to the ground outside an immigration court in New York City has been returned to duty"
ICE suspends officer who battered a woman while being recorded by multiple cameras.
This is not an isolated incident & I'll bet he'll be quietly reinstated once the spotlight is off of him.
Meanwhile, his spokeswoman claimed "Our ICE law enforcement are held to the highest professional standards"
🙄
This is not an isolated incident & I'll bet he'll be quietly reinstated once the spotlight is off of him.
Meanwhile, his spokeswoman claimed "Our ICE law enforcement are held to the highest professional standards"
🙄
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm not surprised to learn today that the battering officer is back on duty
"An Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer who was initially relieved of his duties after being captured on video pushing a woman to the ground outside an immigration court in New York City has been returned to duty"
"An Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer who was initially relieved of his duties after being captured on video pushing a woman to the ground outside an immigration court in New York City has been returned to duty"
ICE suspends officer who battered a woman while being recorded by multiple cameras.
This is not an isolated incident & I'll bet he'll be quietly reinstated once the spotlight is off of him.
Meanwhile, his spokeswoman claimed "Our ICE law enforcement are held to the highest professional standards"
🙄
This is not an isolated incident & I'll bet he'll be quietly reinstated once the spotlight is off of him.
Meanwhile, his spokeswoman claimed "Our ICE law enforcement are held to the highest professional standards"
🙄
September 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
ICE suspends officer who battered a woman while being recorded by multiple cameras.
This is not an isolated incident & I'll bet he'll be quietly reinstated once the spotlight is off of him.
Meanwhile, his spokeswoman claimed "Our ICE law enforcement are held to the highest professional standards"
🙄
This is not an isolated incident & I'll bet he'll be quietly reinstated once the spotlight is off of him.
Meanwhile, his spokeswoman claimed "Our ICE law enforcement are held to the highest professional standards"
🙄
Pavlovitz nails it!
"It has replaced his open heart for the poor and the sick with their open contempt for our most vulnerable...and exchanged a God who so loved the world, with one who serves America First, and only."
Jesus was much too woke and needed an upgrade, so it's church of Kirk now 🙄
"It has replaced his open heart for the poor and the sick with their open contempt for our most vulnerable...and exchanged a God who so loved the world, with one who serves America First, and only."
Jesus was much too woke and needed an upgrade, so it's church of Kirk now 🙄
Conservative White Christians Will Worship Anyone But Jesus
I’d like to say I’m shocked.
open.substack.com
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Pavlovitz nails it!
"It has replaced his open heart for the poor and the sick with their open contempt for our most vulnerable...and exchanged a God who so loved the world, with one who serves America First, and only."
Jesus was much too woke and needed an upgrade, so it's church of Kirk now 🙄
"It has replaced his open heart for the poor and the sick with their open contempt for our most vulnerable...and exchanged a God who so loved the world, with one who serves America First, and only."
Jesus was much too woke and needed an upgrade, so it's church of Kirk now 🙄
How about something uplifting from me for a change?
MacKenzie Scott is a truly beautiful person; she has been generously donating large sums of money to numerous worthy causes over the years, instead of hoarding her wealth or seeking to accumulate more
Not all billionaires are a$$hole$.
MacKenzie Scott is a truly beautiful person; she has been generously donating large sums of money to numerous worthy causes over the years, instead of hoarding her wealth or seeking to accumulate more
Not all billionaires are a$$hole$.
MacKenzie Scott gives $70 million to UNCF to financially strengthen HBCUs
Billionaire philanthropist MacKenzie Scott has donated $70 million to the UNCF, the largest private provider of scholarships to minority students.
apnews.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How about something uplifting from me for a change?
MacKenzie Scott is a truly beautiful person; she has been generously donating large sums of money to numerous worthy causes over the years, instead of hoarding her wealth or seeking to accumulate more
Not all billionaires are a$$hole$.
MacKenzie Scott is a truly beautiful person; she has been generously donating large sums of money to numerous worthy causes over the years, instead of hoarding her wealth or seeking to accumulate more
Not all billionaires are a$$hole$.
I too am a 'far left radical'.
In solidarity with @hartmannreport.com
"It’s crazy that three men own more wealth than the bottom half of America and pay less of their income in taxes than your average teenager."
www.alternet.org/alternet-exc...
In solidarity with @hartmannreport.com
"It’s crazy that three men own more wealth than the bottom half of America and pay less of their income in taxes than your average teenager."
www.alternet.org/alternet-exc...
Trump has a good reason to be terrified of 'far left radicals'
If you’re even remotely associated with the Democratic Party, whether running for office, helping out, or just breathing while Democratic, the GOP and their rightwing media attack dogs will label you ...
www.alternet.org
September 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I too am a 'far left radical'.
In solidarity with @hartmannreport.com
"It’s crazy that three men own more wealth than the bottom half of America and pay less of their income in taxes than your average teenager."
www.alternet.org/alternet-exc...
In solidarity with @hartmannreport.com
"It’s crazy that three men own more wealth than the bottom half of America and pay less of their income in taxes than your average teenager."
www.alternet.org/alternet-exc...
DHS calls for a halt to 'demonization' speech aimed at pedo47 particularly, and all of his supporters.
"Biden was always a mean guy, but never a smart guy. We go back 30 years, 40 years, he’s a stupid guy.”
“He was always a mean son of a b---h."
THAT's hate speech!
Hate speech by trump still okay?
"Biden was always a mean guy, but never a smart guy. We go back 30 years, 40 years, he’s a stupid guy.”
“He was always a mean son of a b---h."
THAT's hate speech!
Hate speech by trump still okay?
Trump Rages at ‘Mean Son of a B***h’ Biden in Wild Rant
President Donald Trump took time out of his speech at a black-tie dinner on Saturday night to trash his predecessor, President Joe Biden, calling him “stupid” and “mean.” After rambling about his achi...
www.yahoo.com
September 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
DHS calls for a halt to 'demonization' speech aimed at pedo47 particularly, and all of his supporters.
"Biden was always a mean guy, but never a smart guy. We go back 30 years, 40 years, he’s a stupid guy.”
“He was always a mean son of a b---h."
THAT's hate speech!
Hate speech by trump still okay?
"Biden was always a mean guy, but never a smart guy. We go back 30 years, 40 years, he’s a stupid guy.”
“He was always a mean son of a b---h."
THAT's hate speech!
Hate speech by trump still okay?
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Truth bomb‼️
This man should be the one speaking on college campuses…
“They’re planning for us to turn on each other and make this culture war a civil war. I am begging you, please, for the love of God, for the love of our neighbors… do not take the bait.”
Watch
This man should be the one speaking on college campuses…
“They’re planning for us to turn on each other and make this culture war a civil war. I am begging you, please, for the love of God, for the love of our neighbors… do not take the bait.”
Watch
September 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Truth bomb‼️
This man should be the one speaking on college campuses…
“They’re planning for us to turn on each other and make this culture war a civil war. I am begging you, please, for the love of God, for the love of our neighbors… do not take the bait.”
Watch
This man should be the one speaking on college campuses…
“They’re planning for us to turn on each other and make this culture war a civil war. I am begging you, please, for the love of God, for the love of our neighbors… do not take the bait.”
Watch
I agree with pedo47 about something.🙄
That something is the idea of banning the advertisement of pharmaceuticals.
Doctors, not consumers who see such an ad, should be the ones to tell patients what drugs are recommended for their particular illness, despite what Ladapo says.
That something is the idea of banning the advertisement of pharmaceuticals.
Doctors, not consumers who see such an ad, should be the ones to tell patients what drugs are recommended for their particular illness, despite what Ladapo says.
thehill.com
September 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I agree with pedo47 about something.🙄
That something is the idea of banning the advertisement of pharmaceuticals.
Doctors, not consumers who see such an ad, should be the ones to tell patients what drugs are recommended for their particular illness, despite what Ladapo says.
That something is the idea of banning the advertisement of pharmaceuticals.
Doctors, not consumers who see such an ad, should be the ones to tell patients what drugs are recommended for their particular illness, despite what Ladapo says.
Sex trafficking church leader with no elite ties to the trump regime held accountable!
"On at least one occasion, [Samuel's wife Eva García de Joaquín] held down a minor victim so that Samuel could rape the victim," the indictment alleges.
"On at least one occasion, [Samuel's wife Eva García de Joaquín] held down a minor victim so that Samuel could rape the victim," the indictment alleges.
Megachurch leader and his mother indicted on sex trafficking and racketeering charges
Prosecutors claim the family that has long led La Luz del Mundo — or Light of the World — church committed sexual abuse across generations. An accuser compares the church leadership to the mafia.
www.npr.org
September 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sex trafficking church leader with no elite ties to the trump regime held accountable!
"On at least one occasion, [Samuel's wife Eva García de Joaquín] held down a minor victim so that Samuel could rape the victim," the indictment alleges.
"On at least one occasion, [Samuel's wife Eva García de Joaquín] held down a minor victim so that Samuel could rape the victim," the indictment alleges.