FunkmasterP
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NOT DETACHED FROM REALITY
BREAKING: Newly converted to Catholicism, it appears that J.D. is really just a CINO.
Our Chameleonic VP has changed his identity (& name) so many times one wonders if he has any core moral values at all.
He's another example of the worst people brought in by pedo47, who are in control of our lives.
Our Chameleonic VP has changed his identity (& name) so many times one wonders if he has any core moral values at all.
He's another example of the worst people brought in by pedo47, who are in control of our lives.
‘MAGA Over Jesus’: JD Vance Draws Damning Moral Rebuke From Catholic Newspaper
The vice president's "cafeteria Catholicism must continue to be repudiated by people of faith," the opinion piece read.
www.huffpost.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 PM
BREAKING: Newly converted to Catholicism, it appears that J.D. is really just a CINO.
Our Chameleonic VP has changed his identity (& name) so many times one wonders if he has any core moral values at all.
He's another example of the worst people brought in by pedo47, who are in control of our lives.
Our Chameleonic VP has changed his identity (& name) so many times one wonders if he has any core moral values at all.
He's another example of the worst people brought in by pedo47, who are in control of our lives.
BREAKING: Megyn Kelly says, by intimation, that Alex Pretti deserved to die.
She says this about an American who was doing exactly what the Constitution and our democratic republic allows.
Somehow, to her that means he deserved what he got.
Is she auditioning for Bovino's old job?
She's abhorrent!
She says this about an American who was doing exactly what the Constitution and our democratic republic allows.
Somehow, to her that means he deserved what he got.
Is she auditioning for Bovino's old job?
She's abhorrent!
Megyn Kelly: Minnesota protesters are “terrorists” who must “behave well and submit immediately”
www.mediamatters.org
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 AM
BREAKING: Megyn Kelly says, by intimation, that Alex Pretti deserved to die.
She says this about an American who was doing exactly what the Constitution and our democratic republic allows.
Somehow, to her that means he deserved what he got.
Is she auditioning for Bovino's old job?
She's abhorrent!
She says this about an American who was doing exactly what the Constitution and our democratic republic allows.
Somehow, to her that means he deserved what he got.
Is she auditioning for Bovino's old job?
She's abhorrent!
Gestapo chief Bovino kept insisting to Dana Bash that Alex Pretti assaulted an officer🙄 which made this a crime scene, then saying "he injected himself into that crime scene"
Can any talking head in the media just roll tape and make them point out what was done to warrant murdering a citizen?
Can any talking head in the media just roll tape and make them point out what was done to warrant murdering a citizen?
‘There’s No Evidence!’ Sparks Fly as CNN’s Dana Bash Brawls With Trump Border Patrol Commander Over Alex Pretti Shooting
CNN's Dana Bash brawled with Border Patrol commander at large Gregory Bovino on Sunday during a tense interview about the death of Alex Pretti.
www.mediaite.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Gestapo chief Bovino kept insisting to Dana Bash that Alex Pretti assaulted an officer🙄 which made this a crime scene, then saying "he injected himself into that crime scene"
Can any talking head in the media just roll tape and make them point out what was done to warrant murdering a citizen?
Can any talking head in the media just roll tape and make them point out what was done to warrant murdering a citizen?
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AND IMPEACH AND REMOVE.
We need to clamor for that even if the votes aren't there—yet.
We need to clamor for that even if the votes aren't there—yet.
January 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
AND IMPEACH AND REMOVE.
We need to clamor for that even if the votes aren't there—yet.
We need to clamor for that even if the votes aren't there—yet.
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More than one month after it's lawfully required release of the Epstein files, they continue to delay & obstruct justice.
And now, we learn that they have "slashed funding and training resources for law enforcement working on investigations and prosecutions of sex crimes against children"
Despicable
And now, we learn that they have "slashed funding and training resources for law enforcement working on investigations and prosecutions of sex crimes against children"
Despicable
Officials fear 'retaliation' for reporting Trump's cuts to anti-child abuse funding
The Guardian reports President Donald Trump’s U.S. Department of Justice has slashed funding and training resources for law enforcement working on investigations and prosecutions of sex crimes against...
www.alternet.org
January 24, 2026 at 5:55 PM
More than one month after it's lawfully required release of the Epstein files, they continue to delay & obstruct justice.
And now, we learn that they have "slashed funding and training resources for law enforcement working on investigations and prosecutions of sex crimes against children"
Despicable
And now, we learn that they have "slashed funding and training resources for law enforcement working on investigations and prosecutions of sex crimes against children"
Despicable
MAGA Mike is 'pro life'.
Phony christian Johnson said, at the march for life rally "every single child deserves the opportunity to fulfill their God-given potential."
He means white fetus, not every child.
How do I know?
He and his colleagues voted to defund Medicaid, Medicare and SNAP.
HYPOCRITES!
Phony christian Johnson said, at the march for life rally "every single child deserves the opportunity to fulfill their God-given potential."
He means white fetus, not every child.
How do I know?
He and his colleagues voted to defund Medicaid, Medicare and SNAP.
HYPOCRITES!
Mike Johnson Claims He Was Nearly Aborted By Teen Parents While Addressing March For Life Crowd
House Speaker Mike Johnson told the crowd assembled in Washington, D.C., for the March for Life event that he was nearly aborted by his teenaged parents.
www.mediaite.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
MAGA Mike is 'pro life'.
Phony christian Johnson said, at the march for life rally "every single child deserves the opportunity to fulfill their God-given potential."
He means white fetus, not every child.
How do I know?
He and his colleagues voted to defund Medicaid, Medicare and SNAP.
HYPOCRITES!
Phony christian Johnson said, at the march for life rally "every single child deserves the opportunity to fulfill their God-given potential."
He means white fetus, not every child.
How do I know?
He and his colleagues voted to defund Medicaid, Medicare and SNAP.
HYPOCRITES!
BREAKING:trump pardons another drug dealer.
It's ok to deal drugs if you're MAGA or the new President of Venezuela or the former president of Honduras or the former founder of Silk Road where illegal narcotics were distributed.
It's ok to deal drugs if you're MAGA or the new President of Venezuela or the former president of Honduras or the former founder of Silk Road where illegal narcotics were distributed.
January 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
BREAKING:trump pardons another drug dealer.
It's ok to deal drugs if you're MAGA or the new President of Venezuela or the former president of Honduras or the former founder of Silk Road where illegal narcotics were distributed.
It's ok to deal drugs if you're MAGA or the new President of Venezuela or the former president of Honduras or the former founder of Silk Road where illegal narcotics were distributed.
BREAKING: ICE Gestapo now arresting Native Americans, threaten to send them back to their home country 🙄
"The United States Government’s searchable database of ICE detainees does not allow for the selection of “United States” as an individual’s birth country"
"The United States Government’s searchable database of ICE detainees does not allow for the selection of “United States” as an individual’s birth country"
Five Native Americans detained by ICE during ongoing raids in Minneapolis - ICT
Native American community members report increased ICE presence, fears of racial profiling
ictnews.org
January 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
BREAKING: ICE Gestapo now arresting Native Americans, threaten to send them back to their home country 🙄
"The United States Government’s searchable database of ICE detainees does not allow for the selection of “United States” as an individual’s birth country"
"The United States Government’s searchable database of ICE detainees does not allow for the selection of “United States” as an individual’s birth country"
BREAKING: Einstein genius award recipient shames pedo47; "She actually said, ‘Can you imagine FDR dancing?'”
Neither of those 2 'geniuses' seems to be aware of FDR's polio and the fact that he was confined to a wheelchair.
Some have speculated that trump was making it up & that Melanie never said it
Neither of those 2 'geniuses' seems to be aware of FDR's polio and the fact that he was confined to a wheelchair.
Some have speculated that trump was making it up & that Melanie never said it
‘WTF': Trump Rips Into Melania, Tells the Crowd How Little She Thinks of Him, and Follows With a Line That Exposes the Cracks In Their Marriage
"Trump reveals Melania's disdain for his 'unpresidential' dance moves, shedding light on the cracks in their marriage. Find out what trig...
atlantablackstar.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
BREAKING: Einstein genius award recipient shames pedo47; "She actually said, ‘Can you imagine FDR dancing?'”
Neither of those 2 'geniuses' seems to be aware of FDR's polio and the fact that he was confined to a wheelchair.
Some have speculated that trump was making it up & that Melanie never said it
Neither of those 2 'geniuses' seems to be aware of FDR's polio and the fact that he was confined to a wheelchair.
Some have speculated that trump was making it up & that Melanie never said it
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📌UNDERSTAND THIS, DAMMIT: Joe Biden, and the leaders of NATO stood up for and backed Ukraine against a murderous Russian regime THAT TRUMP SUPPORTS.
All Trump has done SINCE DAY ONE of this conflict is fawn over Putin and press for Ukraine's surrender.
Why isn't this being reported EVERY DAY???
All Trump has done SINCE DAY ONE of this conflict is fawn over Putin and press for Ukraine's surrender.
Why isn't this being reported EVERY DAY???
December 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
📌UNDERSTAND THIS, DAMMIT: Joe Biden, and the leaders of NATO stood up for and backed Ukraine against a murderous Russian regime THAT TRUMP SUPPORTS.
All Trump has done SINCE DAY ONE of this conflict is fawn over Putin and press for Ukraine's surrender.
Why isn't this being reported EVERY DAY???
All Trump has done SINCE DAY ONE of this conflict is fawn over Putin and press for Ukraine's surrender.
Why isn't this being reported EVERY DAY???
BREAKING: pedo47 denies disaster aid to county that gave him 70% of their votes.
These are overwhelmingly his supporters, & they are now having their faces eaten by leopards.
Is there anyone he won't fuck over?
These are overwhelmingly his supporters, & they are now having their faces eaten by leopards.
Is there anyone he won't fuck over?
December 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
BREAKING: pedo47 denies disaster aid to county that gave him 70% of their votes.
These are overwhelmingly his supporters, & they are now having their faces eaten by leopards.
Is there anyone he won't fuck over?
These are overwhelmingly his supporters, & they are now having their faces eaten by leopards.
Is there anyone he won't fuck over?
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This photo has been removed from the DOJ Epstein webpage.
By whom? For whom?
By whom? For whom?
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This photo has been removed from the DOJ Epstein webpage.
By whom? For whom?
By whom? For whom?
BREAKING: People who received the covid19 vaccination, are less likely to die from ALL CAUSES compared with those who did not.
In related news, people taking ivermectin instead of the vax received no additional benefit.
In related news, people taking ivermectin instead of the vax received no additional benefit.
www.euronews.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
BREAKING: People who received the covid19 vaccination, are less likely to die from ALL CAUSES compared with those who did not.
In related news, people taking ivermectin instead of the vax received no additional benefit.
In related news, people taking ivermectin instead of the vax received no additional benefit.
BREAKING: Melania praises Putin for returning 7 Ukrainian children his goons abducted.
"I commend the leadership and persistent diplomacy of Russia and Ukraine in the pursuit of the reunification of children and families,” she said.
Meanwhile, Putin has abducted 19.456 children.
Melania: smokebomb
"I commend the leadership and persistent diplomacy of Russia and Ukraine in the pursuit of the reunification of children and families,” she said.
Meanwhile, Putin has abducted 19.456 children.
Melania: smokebomb
Putin sends abducted Ukrainian children to North Korea
Ukrainian children abducted by Russia are being forcibly sent to a summer camp in North Korea, a legal expert has said.
www.yahoo.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
BREAKING: Melania praises Putin for returning 7 Ukrainian children his goons abducted.
"I commend the leadership and persistent diplomacy of Russia and Ukraine in the pursuit of the reunification of children and families,” she said.
Meanwhile, Putin has abducted 19.456 children.
Melania: smokebomb
"I commend the leadership and persistent diplomacy of Russia and Ukraine in the pursuit of the reunification of children and families,” she said.
Meanwhile, Putin has abducted 19.456 children.
Melania: smokebomb
Jake Tapper 7/9/2024:
"the reality is that the Democratic elites are mostly late to acknowledge these age ability issues compared to the rest of the public."
Jake Tapper now about trump:
I mean like this is not abnormal for a 79-year-old to be sleepy.
WTF!
"the reality is that the Democratic elites are mostly late to acknowledge these age ability issues compared to the rest of the public."
Jake Tapper now about trump:
I mean like this is not abnormal for a 79-year-old to be sleepy.
WTF!
Jake Tapper Breaks Down Trump ‘Sleeping’ at Cabinet Meeting: ‘Not Abnormal for a 79-Year-Old’
CNN anchor Jake Tapper defended Trump over the charge he fell asleep during a cabinet meeting, saying it's "not abnormal" for someone Trump's age.
www.yahoo.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Jake Tapper 7/9/2024:
"the reality is that the Democratic elites are mostly late to acknowledge these age ability issues compared to the rest of the public."
Jake Tapper now about trump:
I mean like this is not abnormal for a 79-year-old to be sleepy.
WTF!
"the reality is that the Democratic elites are mostly late to acknowledge these age ability issues compared to the rest of the public."
Jake Tapper now about trump:
I mean like this is not abnormal for a 79-year-old to be sleepy.
WTF!
Man responsible for over 1/4 of our entire national debt confesses:
"We had a lot of stupid people running [the country]. That’s why we have $38 trillion in debt."
Fun fact: despite their gaslighting about tariffs and affordability, the current regime has added another $1 trillion to our total debt
"We had a lot of stupid people running [the country]. That’s why we have $38 trillion in debt."
Fun fact: despite their gaslighting about tariffs and affordability, the current regime has added another $1 trillion to our total debt
Trump Bizarrely Claims His Administration Is ‘Finding Money’ That Nobody Realized ‘Ever Existed’
President Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that his administration is "finding" previously undiscovered money in places like "the tariff shelf."
www.mediaite.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Man responsible for over 1/4 of our entire national debt confesses:
"We had a lot of stupid people running [the country]. That’s why we have $38 trillion in debt."
Fun fact: despite their gaslighting about tariffs and affordability, the current regime has added another $1 trillion to our total debt
"We had a lot of stupid people running [the country]. That’s why we have $38 trillion in debt."
Fun fact: despite their gaslighting about tariffs and affordability, the current regime has added another $1 trillion to our total debt
Somebody please tell her to STFU and take a seat over there.
Nobody cares about her opinion who aren't named kash!
Nobody cares about her opinion who aren't named kash!
Kash Patel's GF Blames Mark Kelly's Video For Nat'l Guard Shooting
Here we go again, Propaganda 101. This time it is delivered by none other than that SWAT team recipient and frequent flyer on government jets, Alexis Wilkins. Wilkins has evidently decided to become a...
politizoom.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Somebody please tell her to STFU and take a seat over there.
Nobody cares about her opinion who aren't named kash!
Nobody cares about her opinion who aren't named kash!
BREAKING: FBI pseudo director claims they cannot proceed on the release of the Epstein files because the Epstein estate won't share their files with him.
What about the thousands of hours of videos that the admin has in its' possession?
There should be plenty of prosecutable offenses in them!
What about the thousands of hours of videos that the admin has in its' possession?
There should be plenty of prosecutable offenses in them!
Kash Patel says Epstein estate refuses to share key records with the FBI
Patel says the Epstein estate is refusing to share key records with the FBI, limiting what investigators can review.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
BREAKING: FBI pseudo director claims they cannot proceed on the release of the Epstein files because the Epstein estate won't share their files with him.
What about the thousands of hours of videos that the admin has in its' possession?
There should be plenty of prosecutable offenses in them!
What about the thousands of hours of videos that the admin has in its' possession?
There should be plenty of prosecutable offenses in them!
BREAKING: DOJ continues to allow Halligan to sign criminal indictments, even though the judge ruled she was illegally appointed to her position.
It's past time for Bondi to be fired, disbarred and prosecuted for her crimes.
Blatant corruption from our lawless DOJ.
It's past time for Bondi to be fired, disbarred and prosecuted for her crimes.
Blatant corruption from our lawless DOJ.
DOJ Flouts Court Order on Trump’s Illegally Installed Attorney
A judge ruled Lindsey Halligan was unconstitutionally appointed. Donald Trump’s team doesn’t care.
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
BREAKING: DOJ continues to allow Halligan to sign criminal indictments, even though the judge ruled she was illegally appointed to her position.
It's past time for Bondi to be fired, disbarred and prosecuted for her crimes.
Blatant corruption from our lawless DOJ.
It's past time for Bondi to be fired, disbarred and prosecuted for her crimes.
Blatant corruption from our lawless DOJ.
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🚨 🦅 Breaking Military News:
The display of this plaque at West Point, which says exactly what six Democratic veterans posted about our military service members' oaths to our Constitution and law not to any leader, is also, according to Trump, "punishable by DEATH!"
The display of this plaque at West Point, which says exactly what six Democratic veterans posted about our military service members' oaths to our Constitution and law not to any leader, is also, according to Trump, "punishable by DEATH!"
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🚨 🦅 Breaking Military News:
The display of this plaque at West Point, which says exactly what six Democratic veterans posted about our military service members' oaths to our Constitution and law not to any leader, is also, according to Trump, "punishable by DEATH!"
The display of this plaque at West Point, which says exactly what six Democratic veterans posted about our military service members' oaths to our Constitution and law not to any leader, is also, according to Trump, "punishable by DEATH!"
Grant her immunity from further prosecution for anything she states in her testimony, and send her back to a max security prison if she still refuses.
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Grant her immunity from further prosecution for anything she states in her testimony, and send her back to a max security prison if she still refuses.
Send her back to maximum security!
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Send her back to maximum security!
Jim Jordan thinks we don't know that he refused to show up when HE was subpoenaed to appear before the J6 committee.
Yet hypocrite Jim has issued 100 such subpoenas and expects full compliance.
“All individuals have an obligation to comply with a duly authorized congressional inquiry."
Yet hypocrite Jim has issued 100 such subpoenas and expects full compliance.
“All individuals have an obligation to comply with a duly authorized congressional inquiry."
thehill.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Jim Jordan thinks we don't know that he refused to show up when HE was subpoenaed to appear before the J6 committee.
Yet hypocrite Jim has issued 100 such subpoenas and expects full compliance.
“All individuals have an obligation to comply with a duly authorized congressional inquiry."
Yet hypocrite Jim has issued 100 such subpoenas and expects full compliance.
“All individuals have an obligation to comply with a duly authorized congressional inquiry."