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Mark Funk
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Biodigital Jazz, man

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Yeah I enjoy fine dining
The worst part about bsky is when people quote post someone then block them so I can’t see what they quoted. What are we doing here?
December 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Half of all Christmas music is slop. If it doesn’t sound like it would fit in a Fallout game, I don’t wanna hear it
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Mr Funk,

Your intelligence is inspiring and you are incredibly handsome and you smell good too.
Mr Cuban,

I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Sony’s Japanese MiniDisc ads with Jamiroquai
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I regret to inform you that the Wizards of the Coast games look awesome.
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Outlander has its moments
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
They should have called it “Sony Walkman” instead of “Death Stranding”
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You can bet your butt that I will campaign at every town hall to open the nemesis system patent to public domain
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The memes on the Netflix slack today are so good
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When I told Ted to get HBO so he could watch The Rehearsal this isn’t what I had in mind…
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It's a good day to still be lazily on React 18
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Large Language Cool J
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Stop quaking, Earth
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Thought going to Costco first thing Monday morning would be fine….
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why do most themes for programming IDEs have good colors for code, but the most inaccessible / unreadable color ratios for UI text?
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Cloudflare isn’t working so neither should I
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’s me. I account for 63% of all headsets sold
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
185g for the core module of the Steam Frame. Finally someone gets it
Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026:

Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame. 

Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 AM
 TV went down right when I was in the middle of Pluribus Ep2 :(
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The Music app on macOS feels _SO_ much better with tinted liquid glass (I'm sticking to clear on iOS)
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m not ready to time travel
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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That she's cool as fuck?
October 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Frakkin toasters
October 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM