Some of you are really fun and neat, but using 2 different apps is tearing my life apart. If you want to follow me on twitter it's @JoeyOtweets
January 11, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Some of you are really fun and neat, but using 2 different apps is tearing my life apart. If you want to follow me on twitter it's @JoeyOtweets
You know how dogs raise their leg to pee? Well the other day I was walking my dog and he went up to a signpost, sniffed it, raised his leg, and took a shit with his leg still raised. Afterwards he acted like everything was normal and nothing weird had just happened.
December 27, 2023 at 1:38 PM
You know how dogs raise their leg to pee? Well the other day I was walking my dog and he went up to a signpost, sniffed it, raised his leg, and took a shit with his leg still raised. Afterwards he acted like everything was normal and nothing weird had just happened.
Guys, yesterday my dog decided he's willing to eat pickles. It's a Christmas miracle.
December 26, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Guys, yesterday my dog decided he's willing to eat pickles. It's a Christmas miracle.
According to the left this is a man. Sad.
December 16, 2023 at 4:42 PM
According to the left this is a man. Sad.
Library made an interesting choice here...
December 13, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Library made an interesting choice here...
🧠🧠Puzzle time!!🧠🧠
I'm reading a poorly OCRed ebook. The middle number in this 3-digit street number is missing. What is the missing number?
Super bonus question I don't expect anyone to get: what book am I reading?
I'm reading a poorly OCRed ebook. The middle number in this 3-digit street number is missing. What is the missing number?
Super bonus question I don't expect anyone to get: what book am I reading?
December 9, 2023 at 3:14 PM
🧠🧠Puzzle time!!🧠🧠
I'm reading a poorly OCRed ebook. The middle number in this 3-digit street number is missing. What is the missing number?
Super bonus question I don't expect anyone to get: what book am I reading?
I'm reading a poorly OCRed ebook. The middle number in this 3-digit street number is missing. What is the missing number?
Super bonus question I don't expect anyone to get: what book am I reading?
I prefer the Neil Sedaka version of "Stairway to Heaven" to Led Zeppelin's bombastic remake.
December 4, 2023 at 3:39 PM
I prefer the Neil Sedaka version of "Stairway to Heaven" to Led Zeppelin's bombastic remake.
if dog did not exist man would have to invent him
November 26, 2023 at 2:20 PM
if dog did not exist man would have to invent him
Great, now whenever I'm wearing my blood-soaked "capitalism" jumpsuit people are gonna think I'm protesting something. 😞
November 23, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Great, now whenever I'm wearing my blood-soaked "capitalism" jumpsuit people are gonna think I'm protesting something. 😞
Today I am thankful that my dog managed to shit out the entire plastic grocery bag he for some reason decided to gobble down despite our vigorous protests the other day.
November 23, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Today I am thankful that my dog managed to shit out the entire plastic grocery bag he for some reason decided to gobble down despite our vigorous protests the other day.
feel like this is what would happen if I asked AI to create a land o lakes butter package in the style of Frank Frazetta
November 21, 2023 at 4:13 PM
feel like this is what would happen if I asked AI to create a land o lakes butter package in the style of Frank Frazetta
If you're tired of the Bang Bus there's always the
November 12, 2023 at 11:05 PM
If you're tired of the Bang Bus there's always the
Wait, you're telling me your first name is Boutros and your middle name is also Boutros? Golly!
November 11, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Wait, you're telling me your first name is Boutros and your middle name is also Boutros? Golly!
In the Star Wars prequels Anakin's nickname was originally gonna be "Kin" instead of "Ani" but then they realized if anyone said to him "use the force, Kin" it would sound like they were saying use the foreskin.
November 6, 2023 at 9:30 PM
In the Star Wars prequels Anakin's nickname was originally gonna be "Kin" instead of "Ani" but then they realized if anyone said to him "use the force, Kin" it would sound like they were saying use the foreskin.
My favorite thing about this time of year is that whenever it's remotely nice outside it's an absolute certainty that someone within earshot will be running a leafblower.
October 29, 2023 at 4:39 PM
My favorite thing about this time of year is that whenever it's remotely nice outside it's an absolute certainty that someone within earshot will be running a leafblower.
inside me there are two dogs
October 29, 2023 at 4:37 PM
inside me there are two dogs
tfw u up all night thinkin bout lightbulbs
October 25, 2023 at 1:01 PM
tfw u up all night thinkin bout lightbulbs
my guy learned to shake so now he sits and lifts his paw every time there's food
October 21, 2023 at 11:00 PM
my guy learned to shake so now he sits and lifts his paw every time there's food
Maybe if Planet Fitness wasn't a "judgement free zone" someone would have told them they keep spelling judgment wrong?
October 13, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Maybe if Planet Fitness wasn't a "judgement free zone" someone would have told them they keep spelling judgment wrong?
Jim Croce wrote a song about this but his label made him change the lyrics
October 12, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Jim Croce wrote a song about this but his label made him change the lyrics
DID YOU KNOW?: the "H.P." in H.P. Lovecraft stands for Harry Potter?
October 11, 2023 at 4:47 PM
DID YOU KNOW?: the "H.P." in H.P. Lovecraft stands for Harry Potter?