Some of you are really fun and neat, but using 2 different apps is tearing my life apart. If you want to follow me on twitter it's @JoeyOtweets
January 11, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Some of you are really fun and neat, but using 2 different apps is tearing my life apart. If you want to follow me on twitter it's @JoeyOtweets
That gap in my resume is from when I worked at the Gap.
December 28, 2023 at 4:29 PM
That gap in my resume is from when I worked at the Gap.
You know how dogs raise their leg to pee? Well the other day I was walking my dog and he went up to a signpost, sniffed it, raised his leg, and took a shit with his leg still raised. Afterwards he acted like everything was normal and nothing weird had just happened.
December 27, 2023 at 1:38 PM
You know how dogs raise their leg to pee? Well the other day I was walking my dog and he went up to a signpost, sniffed it, raised his leg, and took a shit with his leg still raised. Afterwards he acted like everything was normal and nothing weird had just happened.
Houthis and the Blowfish. Is that anything?
December 26, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Houthis and the Blowfish. Is that anything?
Guys, yesterday my dog decided he's willing to eat pickles. It's a Christmas miracle.
December 26, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Guys, yesterday my dog decided he's willing to eat pickles. It's a Christmas miracle.
Austin Powers if he was a beekeeper: "Oh bee-HIVE!"
December 26, 2023 at 7:12 PM
Austin Powers if he was a beekeeper: "Oh bee-HIVE!"
🎶turn around🎶
🎶stick it out🎶
🎶every now and then even white boys got to shout🎶
🎶total eclipse of the heart!🎶
🎶stick it out🎶
🎶every now and then even white boys got to shout🎶
🎶total eclipse of the heart!🎶
December 20, 2023 at 5:49 PM
🎶turn around🎶
🎶stick it out🎶
🎶every now and then even white boys got to shout🎶
🎶total eclipse of the heart!🎶
🎶stick it out🎶
🎶every now and then even white boys got to shout🎶
🎶total eclipse of the heart!🎶
In England they call it a vagina pack.
December 19, 2023 at 5:36 PM
In England they call it a vagina pack.
there should be a pregnant angel baby emoji 👼🫃
December 18, 2023 at 8:53 PM
there should be a pregnant angel baby emoji 👼🫃
If a 64-year-old stayed out till quarter to three I would call the morgue.
December 17, 2023 at 9:58 PM
If a 64-year-old stayed out till quarter to three I would call the morgue.
According to the left this is a man. Sad.
December 16, 2023 at 4:42 PM
According to the left this is a man. Sad.
If The Capitol Steps still existed they would definitely do a Ron DeSantis song to the tune of The Beach Boys' "Help Me Rhonda" and it's a tragedy we're missing out on that.
December 14, 2023 at 3:29 PM
If The Capitol Steps still existed they would definitely do a Ron DeSantis song to the tune of The Beach Boys' "Help Me Rhonda" and it's a tragedy we're missing out on that.
Library made an interesting choice here...
December 13, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Library made an interesting choice here...
🧠🧠Puzzle time!!🧠🧠
I'm reading a poorly OCRed ebook. The middle number in this 3-digit street number is missing. What is the missing number?
Super bonus question I don't expect anyone to get: what book am I reading?
I'm reading a poorly OCRed ebook. The middle number in this 3-digit street number is missing. What is the missing number?
Super bonus question I don't expect anyone to get: what book am I reading?
December 9, 2023 at 3:14 PM
🧠🧠Puzzle time!!🧠🧠
I'm reading a poorly OCRed ebook. The middle number in this 3-digit street number is missing. What is the missing number?
Super bonus question I don't expect anyone to get: what book am I reading?
I'm reading a poorly OCRed ebook. The middle number in this 3-digit street number is missing. What is the missing number?
Super bonus question I don't expect anyone to get: what book am I reading?
watching a job training video right now where the narrator keeps pronouncing the word "pursuant" as "perswaint"
December 5, 2023 at 7:36 PM
watching a job training video right now where the narrator keeps pronouncing the word "pursuant" as "perswaint"
I saw Vanilla Ice wax a chump like a candle once. Wasn't pretty.
December 5, 2023 at 1:44 PM
I saw Vanilla Ice wax a chump like a candle once. Wasn't pretty.
I prefer the Neil Sedaka version of "Stairway to Heaven" to Led Zeppelin's bombastic remake.
December 4, 2023 at 3:39 PM
I prefer the Neil Sedaka version of "Stairway to Heaven" to Led Zeppelin's bombastic remake.
What right did The Mamas and the Papas have to complain about Mondays? "Oh no, it's Monday! We'll have to roll out of bed at 2pm, smoke some underwhelming 1970s-era marijuana, and practice our tight-knit vocal harmonies."
December 4, 2023 at 3:01 PM
What right did The Mamas and the Papas have to complain about Mondays? "Oh no, it's Monday! We'll have to roll out of bed at 2pm, smoke some underwhelming 1970s-era marijuana, and practice our tight-knit vocal harmonies."
Now that 23andme has been hacked and like every hospital system in the country has been ransomwared they should quit making us do HIPAA trainings at work
November 29, 2023 at 1:39 PM
Now that 23andme has been hacked and like every hospital system in the country has been ransomwared they should quit making us do HIPAA trainings at work
it would be easier to lose weight if we could find a way to stop swallowing all those spiders in our sleep
November 28, 2023 at 4:31 PM
it would be easier to lose weight if we could find a way to stop swallowing all those spiders in our sleep
I think my favorite dumb thing about that dumb Beach Boys song Kokomo is that they include Port au Prince in their list of exotic tropical locales. Haiti was and remains one of the most impoverished places in the western hemisphere and would not be a good vacation destination.
November 28, 2023 at 2:53 PM
I think my favorite dumb thing about that dumb Beach Boys song Kokomo is that they include Port au Prince in their list of exotic tropical locales. Haiti was and remains one of the most impoverished places in the western hemisphere and would not be a good vacation destination.
if dog did not exist man would have to invent him
November 26, 2023 at 2:20 PM
if dog did not exist man would have to invent him
my favorite comfort food is pillows
November 25, 2023 at 12:37 AM
my favorite comfort food is pillows