Funeral Clown
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Funeral Clown
@funeralclown.bsky.social
FKA Clownshoeninja, FKA Wood. ADHD, CPTSD, veteran, father of three, husband, and caregiver for my adult autistic son.
My further fuzzy recollection is that, while the Nuremberg trials bore upon this, the proximate cause was the massacre at My Lai.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m against infant circumcision because it’s nonconsensual and unnecessary but this is just fucking stupid. Real soon now these assclowns are going to say pregnancy causes autism because reasons.
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was angered and embarrassed when Tim was outed. It wasn’t (still isn’t) anyone’s business and had absolutely fuck all to do with running Apple. To see Tim humiliate himself in front of that goddamned shitgibbon is tragic. That’s gonna be Tim’s legacy because little Donny’s afraid of brown folks.
October 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Apple, of course, isn’t the only walled garden around of course but this groveling by Tim Cook, the man who once told a room full of shareholders “I don’t give a damn about your bloody ROI” in defense of features to make iOS more accessible, is particularly appalling.
October 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If a company as successful as Apple lacks the moral clarity to tell MAGA “Fuck you, make me,” it’s not just they don’t deserve their walled garden, it’s dangerous.
October 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM