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what would teresa teng do
what would teresa teng do
Everyone who's ever wronged me better pray I never get my hands on a genie lamp
July 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Everyone who's ever wronged me better pray I never get my hands on a genie lamp
A woman should never have to:
- buy her own drink
- light her own cigarette
- dig in her own butt
- buy her own drink
- light her own cigarette
- dig in her own butt
July 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
A woman should never have to:
- buy her own drink
- light her own cigarette
- dig in her own butt
- buy her own drink
- light her own cigarette
- dig in her own butt
I love dick cavett, david letterman you are on the fucking list
June 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I love dick cavett, david letterman you are on the fucking list
Male cheerleader on tinder trying to call ME a fag
May 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Male cheerleader on tinder trying to call ME a fag
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I heard that trans women sleep hanging upside down like bats, and my cousin told me they don’t cook and eat meals, they swim around in streams at night and prey on large fish and waterfowl
April 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I heard that trans women sleep hanging upside down like bats, and my cousin told me they don’t cook and eat meals, they swim around in streams at night and prey on large fish and waterfowl
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As a c-level executive at our state’s largest transgender manufacturer, I stand against the legislature’s unprecedented assault on the business community. 😤😤
April 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
As a c-level executive at our state’s largest transgender manufacturer, I stand against the legislature’s unprecedented assault on the business community. 😤😤
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this trans day of visibility I am raising money for gender-affirming leg lengthening surgery so I can increase my visibility by becoming 6’8”
March 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
this trans day of visibility I am raising money for gender-affirming leg lengthening surgery so I can increase my visibility by becoming 6’8”
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Absolutely honored to find out I was nominated for the ‘Learning Signature Award’ at my institution! It’s for “promoting active learning engagement and encouraging collaboration and innovation.”
Here’s a bit of the blurb about it!
I hadn’t seen the email and a student told me during class lol
Here’s a bit of the blurb about it!
I hadn’t seen the email and a student told me during class lol
March 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Absolutely honored to find out I was nominated for the ‘Learning Signature Award’ at my institution! It’s for “promoting active learning engagement and encouraging collaboration and innovation.”
Here’s a bit of the blurb about it!
I hadn’t seen the email and a student told me during class lol
Here’s a bit of the blurb about it!
I hadn’t seen the email and a student told me during class lol
Biting the FUCK out of my nails
February 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Biting the FUCK out of my nails
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My new book is out today! 🥳 Its an OER global historical-survey style coursebook for Introduction to Philosophy covering the ‘western’ tradition (including the Islamic Golden Age), classical Indian & Chinese philosophy, and African & Mesoamerican philosophy. sites.google.com/view/inventingknowledge
February 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
My new book is out today! 🥳 Its an OER global historical-survey style coursebook for Introduction to Philosophy covering the ‘western’ tradition (including the Islamic Golden Age), classical Indian & Chinese philosophy, and African & Mesoamerican philosophy. sites.google.com/view/inventingknowledge
'LES'ley gore
January 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
'LES'ley gore
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MY SHITTY COUSIN WHO I HATE IS GETTING A DIVORCE BECAUSE HIS WIFE LEFT HIM FOR A WOMAN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
MY SHITTY COUSIN WHO I HATE IS GETTING A DIVORCE BECAUSE HIS WIFE LEFT HIM FOR A WOMAN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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what would teresa teng do
what would teresa teng do
January 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
WWTTD
what would teresa teng do
what would teresa teng do
Eating a pizza with rootbeer while smoking a cigarette really is the shit
December 28, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Eating a pizza with rootbeer while smoking a cigarette really is the shit
Katharine Hindsight
December 28, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Katharine Hindsight
I wish I could smoke a big cigarette that would kill me
December 28, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I wish I could smoke a big cigarette that would kill me
I love being on my old bitch shit my mother bought me scented sachets and panties for christmas
December 25, 2024 at 5:10 AM
I love being on my old bitch shit my mother bought me scented sachets and panties for christmas
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i will be posting the pics i’m only like mostly sure about here i’ve decided
November 29, 2024 at 11:48 PM
i will be posting the pics i’m only like mostly sure about here i’ve decided
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DO NOT JUST START OPENING RANDOM DOORS AT A FUNERAL HOME DAMN SHITTTT
November 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
DO NOT JUST START OPENING RANDOM DOORS AT A FUNERAL HOME DAMN SHITTTT