Alex 🌱
@fullycookedham.bsky.social
yeah i made an alt i missed having an indoor voice also this may have turned into my bummer account lmfao i’m so sorry i’ll try to post more dunks to make up for it
this is what peak performance looks like
![a series of messages all from one person (me) in quick succession
oh okay
normie macdonald maybe
i don't really know any other norms
the one from cheers
man that's just a name that doesn't exist anymore
just tried to search for "stats babies named norman 2024"
Image: google search for "stats babies named normal 2024" "Did you mean: STATISTICS babies named normal 2024"
[scrolls up]
i think i may be having an adhd day
should i draw a biblically accurate goose](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jjg2tdqunm2irjzwzy4tqzw4/bafkreiavcu2u4iqt5ygkbuqbv4zhjrofuslvves3jt5qcuxvvpgknkok6q@jpeg)
March 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
this is what peak performance looks like
watching the s2 fleabag finale with pals who haven't seen it before and frankly it's crushing that my name isn't claire because this would be great material for my "i'm having a bad day and need encouragement" folder
February 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
watching the s2 fleabag finale with pals who haven't seen it before and frankly it's crushing that my name isn't claire because this would be great material for my "i'm having a bad day and need encouragement" folder
pretty sunset tonight 😌
January 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
pretty sunset tonight 😌
hey i tried some random pizza chips today too they were p decent actually. the little bit of tomato flavour was a nice addition
January 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
hey i tried some random pizza chips today too they were p decent actually. the little bit of tomato flavour was a nice addition
this might be the real reason i can’t leave ig yet. how am i gonna have a parasocial relationship with my boy if i can’t follow his wife
January 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
this might be the real reason i can’t leave ig yet. how am i gonna have a parasocial relationship with my boy if i can’t follow his wife