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@fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social
g1 independent ironhide.
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Pinned
( content sigh that old people do when they get to sit down in their favorite chair )
nowww, there ain't nothang better than receivin' a sparkfelt message uh utter kindness an sincerity since bein' gone fer so long, yerrup, ah love bein' loved!!! this world is so wholesome! ah am one lucky duck !
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nowww, there ain't nothang better than receivin' a sparkfelt message uh utter kindness an sincerity since bein' gone fer so long, yerrup, ah love bein' loved!!! this world is so wholesome! ah am one lucky duck !
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August 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
( content sigh that old people do when they get to sit down in their favorite chair )
nowww, there ain't nothang better than receivin' a sparkfelt message uh utter kindness an sincerity since bein' gone fer so long, yerrup, ah love bein' loved!!! this world is so wholesome! ah am one lucky duck !
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nowww, there ain't nothang better than receivin' a sparkfelt message uh utter kindness an sincerity since bein' gone fer so long, yerrup, ah love bein' loved!!! this world is so wholesome! ah am one lucky duck !
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AH DUN KNOW A RUBEN, BUT AH KNOW AN IRONHIDE :] !
. . AH'M IRONHIDE :] !
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..... IRONHIDE :] .
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. . AH'M IRONHIDE :] !
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..... IRONHIDE :] .
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August 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
AH DUN KNOW A RUBEN, BUT AH KNOW AN IRONHIDE :] !
. . AH'M IRONHIDE :] !
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..... IRONHIDE :] .
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. . AH'M IRONHIDE :] !
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..... IRONHIDE :] .
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it's tha young feller...
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.......
boy howdy, tha's jus'..
..... dandy ( 😑. )
( ..turning down the audial dial (hearing aid) on the side of his helmet to Off )
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it's tha young feller...
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.......
boy howdy, tha's jus'..
..... dandy ( 😑. )
( ..turning down the audial dial (hearing aid) on the side of his helmet to Off )
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April 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
.....
it's tha young feller...
.....
.......
boy howdy, tha's jus'..
..... dandy ( 😑. )
( ..turning down the audial dial (hearing aid) on the side of his helmet to Off )
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it's tha young feller...
.....
.......
boy howdy, tha's jus'..
..... dandy ( 😑. )
( ..turning down the audial dial (hearing aid) on the side of his helmet to Off )
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Reposted by all brawn.
he saw his reflection didn’t he ?
April 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
he saw his reflection didn’t he ?
YA'LL, AH JUS' LOOKED THROUGH A SPOOKY WINDER
( * window * ) AN' SAW ONE OF THA UGLIEST CRITTERS AH HAVE EVAH BEEN SUBJECTED TA BEAR FORCED WITNESS ( ☹️!!! )
IT HAD THIS UGLY RED ROOSTER PLUME KINDA... CREST-LIKE.. ON THA TOP OF ITS HEAD. BRIGHT BLUE OPTICS.. KINDA LOOKS ANGRY !! RUSTY! SCARS !
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( * window * ) AN' SAW ONE OF THA UGLIEST CRITTERS AH HAVE EVAH BEEN SUBJECTED TA BEAR FORCED WITNESS ( ☹️!!! )
IT HAD THIS UGLY RED ROOSTER PLUME KINDA... CREST-LIKE.. ON THA TOP OF ITS HEAD. BRIGHT BLUE OPTICS.. KINDA LOOKS ANGRY !! RUSTY! SCARS !
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April 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
YA'LL, AH JUS' LOOKED THROUGH A SPOOKY WINDER
( * window * ) AN' SAW ONE OF THA UGLIEST CRITTERS AH HAVE EVAH BEEN SUBJECTED TA BEAR FORCED WITNESS ( ☹️!!! )
IT HAD THIS UGLY RED ROOSTER PLUME KINDA... CREST-LIKE.. ON THA TOP OF ITS HEAD. BRIGHT BLUE OPTICS.. KINDA LOOKS ANGRY !! RUSTY! SCARS !
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( * window * ) AN' SAW ONE OF THA UGLIEST CRITTERS AH HAVE EVAH BEEN SUBJECTED TA BEAR FORCED WITNESS ( ☹️!!! )
IT HAD THIS UGLY RED ROOSTER PLUME KINDA... CREST-LIKE.. ON THA TOP OF ITS HEAD. BRIGHT BLUE OPTICS.. KINDA LOOKS ANGRY !! RUSTY! SCARS !
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kang grimmy is a rough an' tumble, rootin' tootin' reptileee ( 😎 ) !
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April 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
kang grimmy is a rough an' tumble, rootin' tootin' reptileee ( 😎 ) !
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Reposted by all brawn.
( sighs
sits criss-cross applesauce and waits his turn )
sits criss-cross applesauce and waits his turn )
April 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
( sighs
sits criss-cross applesauce and waits his turn )
sits criss-cross applesauce and waits his turn )
ah do my berst ( 😠 )
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.... seriously ????
April 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
ah do my berst ( 😠 )
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( .... blinks )
( glances away )
( grievance.....
...... grie-... vance..
..... gri-... gri..
... grill .... ??
.. grill 😁😁🇺🇲🎆🎇🧨!!! )
ah can sear a mean ol' steak !!
( yayy!!! they're gonna grill together !! )
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( glances away )
( grievance.....
...... grie-... vance..
..... gri-... gri..
... grill .... ??
.. grill 😁😁🇺🇲🎆🎇🧨!!! )
ah can sear a mean ol' steak !!
( yayy!!! they're gonna grill together !! )
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we may bond over this one shared grievance.
ah, also, think it stoo-pid fer an auto-bot ta court a decepto-crook .. ( 😑😒♨️😾..! )
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April 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
( .... blinks )
( glances away )
( grievance.....
...... grie-... vance..
..... gri-... gri..
... grill .... ??
.. grill 😁😁🇺🇲🎆🎇🧨!!! )
ah can sear a mean ol' steak !!
( yayy!!! they're gonna grill together !! )
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( glances away )
( grievance.....
...... grie-... vance..
..... gri-... gri..
... grill .... ??
.. grill 😁😁🇺🇲🎆🎇🧨!!! )
ah can sear a mean ol' steak !!
( yayy!!! they're gonna grill together !! )
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ah, also, think it stoo-pid fer an auto-bot ta court a decepto-crook .. ( 😑😒♨️😾..! )
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April 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ah, also, think it stoo-pid fer an auto-bot ta court a decepto-crook .. ( 😑😒♨️😾..! )
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April 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
REASONS WHY
AMERICA( 🇺🇲🏈🇺🇲🏈🦅!!!) IS THE WORST COUNTRY TO LIVE IN. A THREAD ‼️‼️🧵
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( mixing up some sugar water for the humming birds!
humming && dancing to his country song's tune while he prepares the little birdies' meals ! 🎶 )
fancy like applebees.... on a -
( shaking his hips )
( not too hard !! or they'll lock ! )
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humming && dancing to his country song's tune while he prepares the little birdies' meals ! 🎶 )
fancy like applebees.... on a -
( shaking his hips )
( not too hard !! or they'll lock ! )
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April 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
( mixing up some sugar water for the humming birds!
humming && dancing to his country song's tune while he prepares the little birdies' meals ! 🎶 )
fancy like applebees.... on a -
( shaking his hips )
( not too hard !! or they'll lock ! )
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humming && dancing to his country song's tune while he prepares the little birdies' meals ! 🎶 )
fancy like applebees.... on a -
( shaking his hips )
( not too hard !! or they'll lock ! )
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Reposted by all brawn.
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( posing like mr. beast at the camera . )
OLD pEpAw havin' a HeaRT attack SOON !
NAHT CLICKbAT !
SubSRIBE n' HIT THA BELL T' NEVA MISS A VIdEO --
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( posing like mr. beast at the camera . )
OLD pEpAw havin' a HeaRT attack SOON !
NAHT CLICKbAT !
SubSRIBE n' HIT THA BELL T' NEVA MISS A VIdEO --
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AHHHHH!!!!
HE'S GOH A GUHHHHN!!!!!!!!
...lucky...😒
( TACKLING THE NEAREST unlucky MECHA
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HE'S GOH A GUHHHHN!!!!!!!!
...lucky...😒
( TACKLING THE NEAREST unlucky MECHA
GET DOWN MX PRESIDENT 🗣🦅‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🌎 )
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( documenting ironhide's final moments on film . )
📷📸🤳 .
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( documenting ironhide's final moments on film . )
📷📸🤳 .
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April 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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( posing like mr. beast at the camera . )
OLD pEpAw havin' a HeaRT attack SOON !
NAHT CLICKbAT !
SubSRIBE n' HIT THA BELL T' NEVA MISS A VIdEO --
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( posing like mr. beast at the camera . )
OLD pEpAw havin' a HeaRT attack SOON !
NAHT CLICKbAT !
SubSRIBE n' HIT THA BELL T' NEVA MISS A VIdEO --
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Reposted by all brawn.
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ironhide probably doesn't even remember doing this but i do. i remember. red alert knows. red alert never forget. ( 🐘.)
i hate the fire chief that yelled at ironhide. do not yell at ironhide. i will run you back & forth with my Lamborghini wheels until you are nothing more than a smudge.
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ironhide probably doesn't even remember doing this but i do. i remember. red alert knows. red alert never forget. ( 🐘.)
i hate the fire chief that yelled at ironhide. do not yell at ironhide. i will run you back & forth with my Lamborghini wheels until you are nothing more than a smudge.
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April 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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ironhide probably doesn't even remember doing this but i do. i remember. red alert knows. red alert never forget. ( 🐘.)
i hate the fire chief that yelled at ironhide. do not yell at ironhide. i will run you back & forth with my Lamborghini wheels until you are nothing more than a smudge.
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ironhide probably doesn't even remember doing this but i do. i remember. red alert knows. red alert never forget. ( 🐘.)
i hate the fire chief that yelled at ironhide. do not yell at ironhide. i will run you back & forth with my Lamborghini wheels until you are nothing more than a smudge.
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Reposted by all brawn.
Reposted by all brawn.
I did not —
[ optics narrowing at the screen ,
how does a bot even FUNCTION like this ???? ]
I did not misspell ’sunday’ ,
my designation is SUNDER .
. . .
do you require assistance ?
[ gawd he almost feels bad for such an old timer . ]
[ optics narrowing at the screen ,
how does a bot even FUNCTION like this ???? ]
I did not misspell ’sunday’ ,
my designation is SUNDER .
. . .
do you require assistance ?
[ gawd he almost feels bad for such an old timer . ]
April 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I did not —
[ optics narrowing at the screen ,
how does a bot even FUNCTION like this ???? ]
I did not misspell ’sunday’ ,
my designation is SUNDER .
. . .
do you require assistance ?
[ gawd he almost feels bad for such an old timer . ]
[ optics narrowing at the screen ,
how does a bot even FUNCTION like this ???? ]
I did not misspell ’sunday’ ,
my designation is SUNDER .
. . .
do you require assistance ?
[ gawd he almost feels bad for such an old timer . ]
April 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
AHHHHH!!!!
HE'S GOH A GUHHHHN!!!!!!!!
...lucky...😒
( TACKLING THE NEAREST unlucky MECHA
GET DOWN MX PRESIDENT 🗣🦅‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🌎 )
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HE'S GOH A GUHHHHN!!!!!!!!
...lucky...😒
( TACKLING THE NEAREST unlucky MECHA
GET DOWN MX PRESIDENT 🗣🦅‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🌎 )
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( documenting ironhide's final moments on film . )
📷📸🤳 .
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( documenting ironhide's final moments on film . )
📷📸🤳 .
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TURDAY'S ;poundsign key.; /FIT ( 🤠🤠🤠🤠😊😊😊🤠✨️✨️) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
FIT is :poundsign key.: SLANG fer-- errrr... uhhh.
..
.... ah.. .... ah dun know ( ☹️).
...
...... AH GOT THA SHIT AWNNN THOUGH , AIN'T AH ( 😻 ) !
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FIT is :poundsign key.: SLANG fer-- errrr... uhhh.
..
.... ah.. .... ah dun know ( ☹️).
...
...... AH GOT THA SHIT AWNNN THOUGH , AIN'T AH ( 😻 ) !
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April 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
AHHHHH!!!!
HE'S GOH A GUHHHHN!!!!!!!!
...lucky...😒
( TACKLING THE NEAREST unlucky MECHA
GET DOWN MX PRESIDENT 🗣🦅‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🌎 )
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HE'S GOH A GUHHHHN!!!!!!!!
...lucky...😒
( TACKLING THE NEAREST unlucky MECHA
GET DOWN MX PRESIDENT 🗣🦅‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🌎 )
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d'aaaaw!
thanks, lil' fellah!!!
ah appreciate tha suppoooort ( 😊😊❤️❤️ )
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thanks, lil' fellah!!!
ah appreciate tha suppoooort ( 😊😊❤️❤️ )
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MERDE !
TURDAY'S ;poundsign key.; /FIT ( 🤠🤠🤠🤠😊😊😊🤠✨️✨️) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
FIT is :poundsign key.: SLANG fer-- errrr... uhhh.
..
.... ah.. .... ah dun know ( ☹️).
...
...... AH GOT THA SHIT AWNNN THOUGH , AIN'T AH ( 😻 ) !
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FIT is :poundsign key.: SLANG fer-- errrr... uhhh.
..
.... ah.. .... ah dun know ( ☹️).
...
...... AH GOT THA SHIT AWNNN THOUGH , AIN'T AH ( 😻 ) !
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April 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
d'aaaaw!
thanks, lil' fellah!!!
ah appreciate tha suppoooort ( 😊😊❤️❤️ )
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thanks, lil' fellah!!!
ah appreciate tha suppoooort ( 😊😊❤️❤️ )
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TURDAY'S ;poundsign key.; /FIT ( 🤠🤠🤠🤠😊😊😊🤠✨️✨️) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
FIT is :poundsign key.: SLANG fer-- errrr... uhhh.
..
.... ah.. .... ah dun know ( ☹️).
...
...... AH GOT THA SHIT AWNNN THOUGH , AIN'T AH ( 😻 ) !
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FIT is :poundsign key.: SLANG fer-- errrr... uhhh.
..
.... ah.. .... ah dun know ( ☹️).
...
...... AH GOT THA SHIT AWNNN THOUGH , AIN'T AH ( 😻 ) !
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April 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
TURDAY'S ;poundsign key.; /FIT ( 🤠🤠🤠🤠😊😊😊🤠✨️✨️) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
FIT is :poundsign key.: SLANG fer-- errrr... uhhh.
..
.... ah.. .... ah dun know ( ☹️).
...
...... AH GOT THA SHIT AWNNN THOUGH , AIN'T AH ( 😻 ) !
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FIT is :poundsign key.: SLANG fer-- errrr... uhhh.
..
.... ah.. .... ah dun know ( ☹️).
...
...... AH GOT THA SHIT AWNNN THOUGH , AIN'T AH ( 😻 ) !
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why ah oughtaaaa.... 😾💢..
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April 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
why ah oughtaaaa.... 😾💢..
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Reposted by all brawn.
YEAH, DISINTEGRATE, OLD MAN !!!!!!!
April 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
YEAH, DISINTEGRATE, OLD MAN !!!!!!!
Reposted by all brawn.
GET YOUR SLOW AFT OUT OF THE WAY RUST BUCKET !!! 💢💢
April 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
GET YOUR SLOW AFT OUT OF THE WAY RUST BUCKET !!! 💢💢
( old lady getting help to cross the street by the girl scout trying to get a merit badge )
well howdy there, lil Missy!
ah thank you kindly! such a well mannered mini !
( tipping his spartan's crest like a cowboy hat, big southern smile ) ( still oblivious to the chaos around him )
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well howdy there, lil Missy!
ah thank you kindly! such a well mannered mini !
( tipping his spartan's crest like a cowboy hat, big southern smile ) ( still oblivious to the chaos around him )
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April 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
( old lady getting help to cross the street by the girl scout trying to get a merit badge )
well howdy there, lil Missy!
ah thank you kindly! such a well mannered mini !
( tipping his spartan's crest like a cowboy hat, big southern smile ) ( still oblivious to the chaos around him )
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well howdy there, lil Missy!
ah thank you kindly! such a well mannered mini !
( tipping his spartan's crest like a cowboy hat, big southern smile ) ( still oblivious to the chaos around him )
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