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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ .
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GUZZLE .
Pinned
⠀ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄRᴜᴇʟ .
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɢᴇɴTʟᴇ .
ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍAᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ
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ʟAᴜɢH .
Reposted by Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ .
[ Day ruined, the bug exists.]
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
bonjour :}
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
[ waddling after lightning bugs, servos out and searching, cupping excitedly when he thinks he caught one.
opening his servos to dark disappointment.
tank cannon drooping . ]

mon Dieu .
comme c'est horrible . .

[ luckily, none were accidentally squashed.
because none were caught :[ ]
August 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
soupir si triste... such a pity, oui?
everybot always says
' that fucking bug that i hate '
and it's never
' how is that fucking bug that i hate ?'

soupir si triste... sigh sigh...sad sad... such tragedy ... [ 😔💔]
pity the me [ 💔 ]
July 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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 ❪ * 💭❌ that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate—❫
July 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
???
excusez-moi [ 🤨🤨 ??? ]

this is my acorn ???
i de-shelled it myself, even !
it was very messy .
but a well-fought war .
this is my token of victory.
ahhhh, oui, oui,
you are just jealous because i have won actual fights, making me more similar to Optimus ... than You 😌
July 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
oui, mon cher ! someone has actual honor here ! i have a call of duty killstreak to protect, after all!!

something i do best not to
. . .
Forget :} .
Its the rare weevil that shows up to do his job two percent of the time.
July 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
GRUG.

when guzzle '..'
pauses
then says something a little afterwards, people think he's just doing that for dramatic effect but really he's just struggling to remember what word he wanted to say in English & either gives up & just goes with the French one anyway or an English term he can remember
June 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
je suis tout à fait d'accord, mon ami !
les insectes sont
✨️ magnifiques ✨️ !
ze ladybuugs, ze lightningbugs- ah, i feel a bit bad for them, oui!
they have imposter bugs out there! zey mimic zem! lightningbugs get lured in by the fake ones & eaten!
& fleshies get bit by the fakes & blame ze ladies !
they are, they’re so silly— i love listening to their conversations, the ladybugs always have the juiciest gossip!

the fireflies too, but they’re way sweeter— fireflies are like little floating angels
bugs are just itty blessings, oui, oui, this -- guzzle agrees 😁
June 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
bugs are just itty blessings, oui, oui, this -- guzzle agrees 😁
June 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
bonjour, everybug 😄 !!!
June 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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May 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
[ do NOT bomb GUZZLE ]
[ ☝️ 💢‼️‼️ ]
May 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
[ guzzle is ALWAYS right !
OUI ! ! ]
May 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
[ SHAKING HIS HELM IN OBNOXIOUS & SNOOTY FRENCH ✨️ ARTISTE ✨️ ]
.. no Vision -_- 💢 !
May 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
. .
make my muscles bigger -_- .

[ upside down on the ceiling like a spider, very much Not respecting the no peeksie rule ]
May 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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{{ GUZZLE STEP AWF!!!!
May 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
what monsieur grimlock should be looking for is a dictionary, HONHONHON !!
May 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
watch him while he recharges so you can compliment his form, why don't you . .
May 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
[ pedes stuck in ice, nothing better to do than the usual now...
try to blow up birds with his mind .

glaring daggers up at a little bluebird . ]
want some of this, cher?
fly down here &
Get It 😾🫸🤛 💢 .

[ making punching fist into palm motion of violent intent ]
May 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
GRUG
Snow White and the one dwarf that hates her
May 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
May 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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( Shut up Guzzle. 💢 )
May 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM