Matt
@fulhamatt.bsky.social
Labrador slave. Fulham. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
You've seen the pictures:
"Before Heroin, After Heroin"
"Before Crack, After Crack"
"Before Crystal Meth, after Crystal Meth"
Well, I give you, "Before BJJ, After BJJ" 🧐😂
"Before Heroin, After Heroin"
"Before Crack, After Crack"
"Before Crystal Meth, after Crystal Meth"
Well, I give you, "Before BJJ, After BJJ" 🧐😂
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
You've seen the pictures:
"Before Heroin, After Heroin"
"Before Crack, After Crack"
"Before Crystal Meth, after Crystal Meth"
Well, I give you, "Before BJJ, After BJJ" 🧐😂
"Before Heroin, After Heroin"
"Before Crack, After Crack"
"Before Crystal Meth, after Crystal Meth"
Well, I give you, "Before BJJ, After BJJ" 🧐😂
Might have gone and got another dog.
She might just be the cutest little thing ever!
I present to you...
...Lola 🥰😍🥰😍
She might just be the cutest little thing ever!
I present to you...
...Lola 🥰😍🥰😍
August 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Might have gone and got another dog.
She might just be the cutest little thing ever!
I present to you...
...Lola 🥰😍🥰😍
She might just be the cutest little thing ever!
I present to you...
...Lola 🥰😍🥰😍
I have had far worse starts to the day...
16 miles each way on the bike, 10 x 5 minute sparring rounds.
Time for peanut butter on toast 😋
16 miles each way on the bike, 10 x 5 minute sparring rounds.
Time for peanut butter on toast 😋
May 25, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I have had far worse starts to the day...
16 miles each way on the bike, 10 x 5 minute sparring rounds.
Time for peanut butter on toast 😋
16 miles each way on the bike, 10 x 5 minute sparring rounds.
Time for peanut butter on toast 😋
Post BJJ tonight and my first 2 sparring rounds in over 3 months.
Felt great to be back and even better to have ridden there and back on the bike with the weather we've had.
In particular the dark ride home with next to nobody on the roads.
Great for the mental health!
Felt great to be back and even better to have ridden there and back on the bike with the weather we've had.
In particular the dark ride home with next to nobody on the roads.
Great for the mental health!
May 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Post BJJ tonight and my first 2 sparring rounds in over 3 months.
Felt great to be back and even better to have ridden there and back on the bike with the weather we've had.
In particular the dark ride home with next to nobody on the roads.
Great for the mental health!
Felt great to be back and even better to have ridden there and back on the bike with the weather we've had.
In particular the dark ride home with next to nobody on the roads.
Great for the mental health!
In case you were wondering how strong 38.5kg Huxley is, he managed to drag me down a hill on my arse this afternoon.
In front of a crowd 😂
Butter wouldn't melt though, would it?
Dickhead.
In front of a crowd 😂
Butter wouldn't melt though, would it?
Dickhead.
May 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In case you were wondering how strong 38.5kg Huxley is, he managed to drag me down a hill on my arse this afternoon.
In front of a crowd 😂
Butter wouldn't melt though, would it?
Dickhead.
In front of a crowd 😂
Butter wouldn't melt though, would it?
Dickhead.
What a difference a day, a haircut (and no helmet) makes!
The grey though!! 🫣😂
The grey though!! 🫣😂
May 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What a difference a day, a haircut (and no helmet) makes!
The grey though!! 🫣😂
The grey though!! 🫣😂
So today's 160 mile round trip commute was pretty special... 😍
May 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
So today's 160 mile round trip commute was pretty special... 😍
Decided to degrease and lubricate the chain and clean the bike today... A job I usually hate doing on cars.
Actually enjoyed it and she's come up quite well to be fair.
Actually enjoyed it and she's come up quite well to be fair.
April 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Decided to degrease and lubricate the chain and clean the bike today... A job I usually hate doing on cars.
Actually enjoyed it and she's come up quite well to be fair.
Actually enjoyed it and she's come up quite well to be fair.
Absolutely brilliant from ChatGPT... Bonus points for calling me a Golden Retriever.
April 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Absolutely brilliant from ChatGPT... Bonus points for calling me a Golden Retriever.
What if you see both? 🤔
April 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
What if you see both? 🤔
This explains everything...
March 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
This explains everything...
She is absolutely gorgeous 😍
March 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
She is absolutely gorgeous 😍
Did the accent challenge!
Aunt, route, wash, oil, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, sure, data, ruin, crayon, toilet, New Orleans, pecan, both, again, probably, spitting image, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, syrup, pajamas, caught.
Aunt, route, wash, oil, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, sure, data, ruin, crayon, toilet, New Orleans, pecan, both, again, probably, spitting image, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, syrup, pajamas, caught.
March 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Did the accent challenge!
Aunt, route, wash, oil, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, sure, data, ruin, crayon, toilet, New Orleans, pecan, both, again, probably, spitting image, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, syrup, pajamas, caught.
Aunt, route, wash, oil, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, sure, data, ruin, crayon, toilet, New Orleans, pecan, both, again, probably, spitting image, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, syrup, pajamas, caught.
Just did a run* for the first time in 3 or 4 years.
Who the fuck is this guy?!
*Okay, run is stretching things a bit, it was couch to 5k day 1 which was only about 8 minutes of "running"
Huxley seemed to enjoy it though!
Who the fuck is this guy?!
*Okay, run is stretching things a bit, it was couch to 5k day 1 which was only about 8 minutes of "running"
Huxley seemed to enjoy it though!
March 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just did a run* for the first time in 3 or 4 years.
Who the fuck is this guy?!
*Okay, run is stretching things a bit, it was couch to 5k day 1 which was only about 8 minutes of "running"
Huxley seemed to enjoy it though!
Who the fuck is this guy?!
*Okay, run is stretching things a bit, it was couch to 5k day 1 which was only about 8 minutes of "running"
Huxley seemed to enjoy it though!
Patience* pays off in the end.
*Being a whiny little** prick
**Big
*Being a whiny little** prick
**Big
March 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Patience* pays off in the end.
*Being a whiny little** prick
**Big
*Being a whiny little** prick
**Big
Just m'boy acting like he's never been fed... Nothing to see here 👀😂
March 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just m'boy acting like he's never been fed... Nothing to see here 👀😂
Did not shave it off.
Wish I had.
Wish I had.
February 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Did not shave it off.
Wish I had.
Wish I had.
Mr Bump did leave quite a charmed life, in hindsight, until he crossed paths with my psychopath of a dog who always chews the limbs off of toys first.
No bouncing back from this one, Bump, old boy.
Still smiling though 😂
No bouncing back from this one, Bump, old boy.
Still smiling though 😂
February 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Mr Bump did leave quite a charmed life, in hindsight, until he crossed paths with my psychopath of a dog who always chews the limbs off of toys first.
No bouncing back from this one, Bump, old boy.
Still smiling though 😂
No bouncing back from this one, Bump, old boy.
Still smiling though 😂
February 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
