@fuguttx.bsky.social
Scientist, bird enjoyer, poison plant enthusiast 🌒🌕🌘
I’ve already eaten more than half, I might as well just finish it, no point in saving it as leftovers and I hate to let good food go to waste.
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’ve already eaten more than half, I might as well just finish it, no point in saving it as leftovers and I hate to let good food go to waste.
Mmmm can’t wait to eat these delicious lumps and slab!
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Mmmm can’t wait to eat these delicious lumps and slab!
My cat when he decides it’s time for pets.
October 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My cat when he decides it’s time for pets.
My kids trying to stop me from going through their Halloween candy.
October 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My kids trying to stop me from going through their Halloween candy.
“Be careful, lemon balm likes to spread”
That’s fine, I have it contained in a pot on my cement patio
Lemon balm: “haha! Jokes on you idiot! I fucking love cement!”
That’s fine, I have it contained in a pot on my cement patio
Lemon balm: “haha! Jokes on you idiot! I fucking love cement!”
October 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“Be careful, lemon balm likes to spread”
That’s fine, I have it contained in a pot on my cement patio
Lemon balm: “haha! Jokes on you idiot! I fucking love cement!”
That’s fine, I have it contained in a pot on my cement patio
Lemon balm: “haha! Jokes on you idiot! I fucking love cement!”
Me: I am wholy consumed by an existential crisis. I feel as if my soul itself is tired, and there is a vital piece of me that is missing. Nothing has any meaning and I am uncertain about my place in the world.
Sigmund Freud: Yes, I have a treatment that I believe can help you with that:
Sigmund Freud: Yes, I have a treatment that I believe can help you with that:
September 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me: I am wholy consumed by an existential crisis. I feel as if my soul itself is tired, and there is a vital piece of me that is missing. Nothing has any meaning and I am uncertain about my place in the world.
Sigmund Freud: Yes, I have a treatment that I believe can help you with that:
Sigmund Freud: Yes, I have a treatment that I believe can help you with that:
September is just the warm-up for October.
September 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
September is just the warm-up for October.
That’s too many leches!
August 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
That’s too many leches!
This is the future liberals want! And by liberals, I mean me. This is the future I want.
August 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is the future liberals want! And by liberals, I mean me. This is the future I want.
Fuck ChatGPT and all those other AI programs, I only trust one source for all my important answers; the mystery chemicals slowly leaching into my body.
July 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Fuck ChatGPT and all those other AI programs, I only trust one source for all my important answers; the mystery chemicals slowly leaching into my body.
We switched insurance providers and I’m just not so sure about the new doctor they got me going to. Something seems a little …….. off 😬
July 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
We switched insurance providers and I’m just not so sure about the new doctor they got me going to. Something seems a little …….. off 😬
I thought this was a parody, but no, this is a real thing you can actually buy with money at a legitimate store.
(Editing to add that yes, I will have the “big jugz” available at any parties I throw in the near future, until some kid drinks too much of this and they have to ban it)
(Editing to add that yes, I will have the “big jugz” available at any parties I throw in the near future, until some kid drinks too much of this and they have to ban it)
June 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I thought this was a parody, but no, this is a real thing you can actually buy with money at a legitimate store.
(Editing to add that yes, I will have the “big jugz” available at any parties I throw in the near future, until some kid drinks too much of this and they have to ban it)
(Editing to add that yes, I will have the “big jugz” available at any parties I throw in the near future, until some kid drinks too much of this and they have to ban it)
Look, by now we are all familiar with last year’s crop that was infested with weevils. Seriously, it was 45% weevil by weight. We LITERALLY couldn’t call it “rice” in some regions. But this here? It’s a whole new crop and it’s not the old crop AT ALL!
May 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Look, by now we are all familiar with last year’s crop that was infested with weevils. Seriously, it was 45% weevil by weight. We LITERALLY couldn’t call it “rice” in some regions. But this here? It’s a whole new crop and it’s not the old crop AT ALL!
I have enjoyed its cousin though and it was delicious.
March 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I have enjoyed its cousin though and it was delicious.
I have had this image saved on my phone for years but I have not been brave enough to make it.
March 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I have had this image saved on my phone for years but I have not been brave enough to make it.
Would you care to join me? There’s room for two. 😘
December 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Would you care to join me? There’s room for two. 😘
Me and the boys getting together.
December 21, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Me and the boys getting together.