Girltwink Don Callis
@fuckthedemiurge.bsky.social
It/its
Mid 20s
Leftist as h*ck
Cat
Is bunny
Armiger FanBlog
Mid 20s
Leftist as h*ck
Cat
Is bunny
Armiger FanBlog
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MY WIFE
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
MY WIFE
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I want to fuck the boats, but boats aren't my wife.
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I want to fuck the boats, but boats aren't my wife.
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Whenever I and whoever I'm with get called "guys" at a restaurant, I play a little internal guessing game of "how pointed was the word 'guys'?"
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Whenever I and whoever I'm with get called "guys" at a restaurant, I play a little internal guessing game of "how pointed was the word 'guys'?"
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I think three years ago me would have been good at Seattle, but in the process of growing as a person and learning to love myself I have become someone who is bad at Seattle.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I think three years ago me would have been good at Seattle, but in the process of growing as a person and learning to love myself I have become someone who is bad at Seattle.
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things that are all about trying your best and having fun:
- war
- gender
- sex
- war
- gender
- sex
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
things that are all about trying your best and having fun:
- war
- gender
- sex
- war
- gender
- sex
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One of the great benefits of maritime school is that I have a professional incentive to practice rope play... but I think that my instructors would prefer I call it "line play" to internalize the terminology.
October 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
One of the great benefits of maritime school is that I have a professional incentive to practice rope play... but I think that my instructors would prefer I call it "line play" to internalize the terminology.
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Lotta trucks getting aggressive in parking lots on my walk home, but none of them willing to make mans laugh.
October 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Lotta trucks getting aggressive in parking lots on my walk home, but none of them willing to make mans laugh.
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I think I've been assigned slut-cryptid by the other students at boat school.
October 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I think I've been assigned slut-cryptid by the other students at boat school.
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I think clair obscur resonates with so many people because, at its core, it's a game about beating up your parents.
October 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think clair obscur resonates with so many people because, at its core, it's a game about beating up your parents.
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Don Callis is a National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets starring Nicolas Cage
October 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Don Callis is a National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets starring Nicolas Cage
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MY WIFE
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
MY WIFE
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Increasingly sure that maritime terminology is all just dirty euphemisms.
October 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Increasingly sure that maritime terminology is all just dirty euphemisms.
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MY HUSBAND
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
MY HUSBAND
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I can no longer voice an opinion online without thinking of the International Maritime Organization.
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I can no longer voice an opinion online without thinking of the International Maritime Organization.
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SPOUSE
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
SPOUSE
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They should invent a version of depression that's just cool instead of depression that feels cool until you express yourself to another human being.
October 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
They should invent a version of depression that's just cool instead of depression that feels cool until you express yourself to another human being.
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I absolutely think it's hot to be plugged into the nosebleed turbokilling machine that ruins me psychologically, but I wanna get horny about it while exploring the drama of being a broken person and crunching silly combat numbers.
October 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I absolutely think it's hot to be plugged into the nosebleed turbokilling machine that ruins me psychologically, but I wanna get horny about it while exploring the drama of being a broken person and crunching silly combat numbers.
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Thinking about trying once again to write a mechsploitation-as-not-just-horny RPG.
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Thinking about trying once again to write a mechsploitation-as-not-just-horny RPG.
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Kinda fucked up that prophecy technicalities mean I can kill the Witch King of Angmar but not Macbeth.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Kinda fucked up that prophecy technicalities mean I can kill the Witch King of Angmar but not Macbeth.
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Unclear why sleep deprivation is an essential element of transforming into a boat
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Unclear why sleep deprivation is an essential element of transforming into a boat
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vibe-checking the bread-descriptor
October 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
vibe-checking the bread-descriptor
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Taking Latin ensures that you can talk to exactly zero Ancient Romans, but you COULD take a suspiciously long time to read Cicero if you brought a dictionary for all the hard words. Luckily, if you took a long time to read Caesar it would not be suspicious because he writes like shit.
Explaining to my husband that I took Latin, which means that if timeteleported to Ancient Rome, I have no hecking clue how to say "How are you doing?" or "Pass the bread" as opposed to "CARTHAGO DELENDA EST" x eleventyzillion, or anything with "necare" in it.
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Taking Latin ensures that you can talk to exactly zero Ancient Romans, but you COULD take a suspiciously long time to read Cicero if you brought a dictionary for all the hard words. Luckily, if you took a long time to read Caesar it would not be suspicious because he writes like shit.
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Still feeling awful, but it feels great to punch and kick things.
October 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Still feeling awful, but it feels great to punch and kick things.
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Life devouring demon art: full-time studies
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Life devouring demon art: full-time studies