it's just "alex"
@fuckitoptional.bsky.social
on the loose with my neck in the noose
Pinned
i tape my wrists when i lift cuz they’re a lil… y’know
freddy fazbear popeyes collab? america really has everything
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
freddy fazbear popeyes collab? america really has everything
im so fucking bored oh my god i fr almost showed up at my neighbors house like this is a plotline
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
im so fucking bored oh my god i fr almost showed up at my neighbors house like this is a plotline
i get particularly angry when twt casts people i went to school with in roles i KNOW FOR A FACT they don’t know shit about and i like to believe they don’t ever take em cuz they know id call their moms like “excuse me, you better get your kid before i get em for you.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i get particularly angry when twt casts people i went to school with in roles i KNOW FOR A FACT they don’t know shit about and i like to believe they don’t ever take em cuz they know id call their moms like “excuse me, you better get your kid before i get em for you.”
being old is lowkey fun cuz wym you’re using the ost of a french rpg that came out in 2008 and popularized by homestuckers in your yt video about fnaf, that’s adorable
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
being old is lowkey fun cuz wym you’re using the ost of a french rpg that came out in 2008 and popularized by homestuckers in your yt video about fnaf, that’s adorable
making a manhwa bingo card since yall wanna play in my face like this.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
making a manhwa bingo card since yall wanna play in my face like this.
dude i need a hug
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
dude i need a hug
i have a dinner to go to that someone else is paying for but im hungry rn 😰 do i risk a snackie wackie?
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i have a dinner to go to that someone else is paying for but im hungry rn 😰 do i risk a snackie wackie?
there’s a first time for everything. officially nope-ing out of a suggestion cuz i fucking hate one of the characters. omfg dude shut the fuck UP
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
there’s a first time for everything. officially nope-ing out of a suggestion cuz i fucking hate one of the characters. omfg dude shut the fuck UP
ouch my fucking bobby 😰😰😰😰
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ouch my fucking bobby 😰😰😰😰
yanked the FUCK out of one of my piercings that im literally crying uncontrollably my face is so red
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
yanked the FUCK out of one of my piercings that im literally crying uncontrollably my face is so red
unstoppable force: eternal smoker hating cardio
immovable object: too much gym anxiety to do anything but lurk on the elliptical
immovable object: too much gym anxiety to do anything but lurk on the elliptical
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
unstoppable force: eternal smoker hating cardio
immovable object: too much gym anxiety to do anything but lurk on the elliptical
immovable object: too much gym anxiety to do anything but lurk on the elliptical
nvm man i re-hate people who told me exercise would improve my mental health. im so fucken sore and achey jakey, where’s my wife, i need ice 🥲
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
nvm man i re-hate people who told me exercise would improve my mental health. im so fucken sore and achey jakey, where’s my wife, i need ice 🥲
unemployed again but at least i have a cult following in the hearts of the fujo community. (gonna kms s2g)
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
unemployed again but at least i have a cult following in the hearts of the fujo community. (gonna kms s2g)
yknow what, fuck fnaf, im going back to poptropica
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
yknow what, fuck fnaf, im going back to poptropica
small crush on my neighbor that’ll 150% never happen but she keeps leaving me cute notes and trinkets so naturally i’d die for her nbd
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
small crush on my neighbor that’ll 150% never happen but she keeps leaving me cute notes and trinkets so naturally i’d die for her nbd
i’ll blow any one of my neighbors for a bottle of soju im so fr
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i’ll blow any one of my neighbors for a bottle of soju im so fr
gathering all the gay wolfcut puppy tops in recent media to prove a point to my boss (im what the people want. im the people’s princess.)
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
gathering all the gay wolfcut puppy tops in recent media to prove a point to my boss (im what the people want. im the people’s princess.)
morning baddies 😘✨
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
morning baddies 😘✨
love when i see , instead of . my brain just goes “BRITISHHHHHHHHH!”
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
love when i see , instead of . my brain just goes “BRITISHHHHHHHHH!”
CHAT I MADE ONE (1) JOKE AND IM GETTING COOKED IN THESE COMMENTS.
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
CHAT I MADE ONE (1) JOKE AND IM GETTING COOKED IN THESE COMMENTS.
meeting up with someone i barely even know from work: “wow… you’re… larger. than i expected.” yeah im a grown ass man not a japanese school girl. what the fuck? im actually kinda heated.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
meeting up with someone i barely even know from work: “wow… you’re… larger. than i expected.” yeah im a grown ass man not a japanese school girl. what the fuck? im actually kinda heated.
hot take: geto fans looking at naoya fans crazy really don’t have a leg to stand on, both these bigoted freaks die by the hands of the thing they fear/crave most it’s just that naoya is ugly
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
hot take: geto fans looking at naoya fans crazy really don’t have a leg to stand on, both these bigoted freaks die by the hands of the thing they fear/crave most it’s just that naoya is ugly
love when im sitting all cozy with my food and someone just fucks up my day ☹️ like… jeezo christo wtf did i do?
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
love when im sitting all cozy with my food and someone just fucks up my day ☹️ like… jeezo christo wtf did i do?
hot take: but i actually really like my voice. esp when i don’t talk for a day or two, i think it’s the right combo of man/woman/door/hand/hook/car/door. that perfect Annoying Brat Puppy Boyfriend From Chi Je Ne Sais Quoi™
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
hot take: but i actually really like my voice. esp when i don’t talk for a day or two, i think it’s the right combo of man/woman/door/hand/hook/car/door. that perfect Annoying Brat Puppy Boyfriend From Chi Je Ne Sais Quoi™
what the fuck is a taurus?
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
what the fuck is a taurus?