it's just "alex"
@fuckitoptional.bsky.social
on the loose with my neck in the noose
just had a really really scary thought and now i lowkey can’t look at myself until i figure out what the fuck that was
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
just had a really really scary thought and now i lowkey can’t look at myself until i figure out what the fuck that was
i see my own ads on tv now and i fucking hate them
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
i see my own ads on tv now and i fucking hate them
i’m so busy but i still love you
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 AM
i’m so busy but i still love you
officially sent the dumbest text i’ve ever sent 😘
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
officially sent the dumbest text i’ve ever sent 😘
my favorite part of the gego timeskip is that geto finally out-ragebaits gojo like “oh you think YOURE A brat?”
January 8, 2026 at 5:12 AM
my favorite part of the gego timeskip is that geto finally out-ragebaits gojo like “oh you think YOURE A brat?”
oh my god You Remind Me is a transfem masterpiece
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
oh my god You Remind Me is a transfem masterpiece
the saddest part of gego breaking up is gojo was never introduced to scary kids scaring kids
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
the saddest part of gego breaking up is gojo was never introduced to scary kids scaring kids
band name: Meet Cute At The Institute™
January 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
band name: Meet Cute At The Institute™
jesus i really am shoko. they shoko’d me. i’m the friend they go to for everything but never actually listen to.
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
jesus i really am shoko. they shoko’d me. i’m the friend they go to for everything but never actually listen to.
there is nothing sadder than realizing you wouldn’t be friends with your family if you weren’t related.
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
there is nothing sadder than realizing you wouldn’t be friends with your family if you weren’t related.
this isn’t important but I FUCKING DID IT. FUCK EVERYBODY. IM HIM.
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
this isn’t important but I FUCKING DID IT. FUCK EVERYBODY. IM HIM.
my only shame is that postcards and polaroids made it onto my wrapped
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
my only shame is that postcards and polaroids made it onto my wrapped
in 2026 yall gotta stop letting evil autistics prank you. it’s getting embarrassing. are you not embarrassed?
December 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
in 2026 yall gotta stop letting evil autistics prank you. it’s getting embarrassing. are you not embarrassed?
i’m honestly mad cuz i’m 1000% gonna autistically repeat that stupid ass straight-man-written speech and i fucking hate it here.
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i’m honestly mad cuz i’m 1000% gonna autistically repeat that stupid ass straight-man-written speech and i fucking hate it here.
robin got fucking shafted.
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
robin got fucking shafted.
merry chrsler i bailed on The hottest girl and im gonna die
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
merry chrsler i bailed on The hottest girl and im gonna die
merry crisis to those who celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
merry crisis to those who celebrate
i’m like the opposite of that “i can fix her” typa white boy the way i genuinely think i can turn small town republican closet cases with my queer vampire charisma
December 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i’m like the opposite of that “i can fix her” typa white boy the way i genuinely think i can turn small town republican closet cases with my queer vampire charisma
lowkey wanna gatekeep cuz i’ve had to explain fujoshi to the normies watching heated rivalry like ten times now. YOURE LATE TO THE GAME. JUSTICE FOR YURI ON ICE.
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
lowkey wanna gatekeep cuz i’ve had to explain fujoshi to the normies watching heated rivalry like ten times now. YOURE LATE TO THE GAME. JUSTICE FOR YURI ON ICE.
WEIRDEST FUCKING DREAM
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
WEIRDEST FUCKING DREAM
guys crush on the girl i dog sit for, i fr almost didn’t leave just now
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
guys crush on the girl i dog sit for, i fr almost didn’t leave just now
metalworkers have the best skin fym you’re filthy and angry and hot all the time and you moonlight as a model but when i eat ice cream i undo years of accutane
December 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
metalworkers have the best skin fym you’re filthy and angry and hot all the time and you moonlight as a model but when i eat ice cream i undo years of accutane
you can always tell when an actor is british by the way they can’t ever say ‘damn’ right. bruv it’s—
two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a blue shirt .
ALT: two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a blue shirt .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
you can always tell when an actor is british by the way they can’t ever say ‘damn’ right. bruv it’s—
dude why am i so anxioussssss what the hell
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
dude why am i so anxioussssss what the hell
bro from t2b doing the lords work. you really can be shockingly handsome with the lil irish neck pouch
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
bro from t2b doing the lords work. you really can be shockingly handsome with the lil irish neck pouch