@fuckitimarobot.bsky.social
Your friend when the robots take over
Stop 👏 listening 👏 to 👏 people 👏 afraid 👏 of 👏 eating 👏 carbohydrates
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Stop 👏 listening 👏 to 👏 people 👏 afraid 👏 of 👏 eating 👏 carbohydrates
Guess I'm going out the way I came in
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Guess I'm going out the way I came in
Wearing yellow shorts was WILD
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Wearing yellow shorts was WILD
Name a show that caused more breakups?
October 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Name a show that caused more breakups?
Y'all gotta chill with the Bigfoot stuff
October 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Y'all gotta chill with the Bigfoot stuff
With or without the eyelids?
October 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
With or without the eyelids?
Bring back Bully Beatdown
October 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Bring back Bully Beatdown
Whose house they serving this at?
October 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Whose house they serving this at?
Why do enablers always enable the worst people?
October 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Why do enablers always enable the worst people?
Sometimes I feel kinda sad. But then I remember this photo
October 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sometimes I feel kinda sad. But then I remember this photo
What song starts playing for you when you turn this on?
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What song starts playing for you when you turn this on?
Name this Pokémon
September 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Name this Pokémon
When you a very small pink dog who despite your name gets easily frightened, lives in a farmhouse in the Middle of Nowhere, Kansas, just trying to chill with your super sweet owner & her grumpy husband, but the scary monsters, aliens, and supernatural spooky things won't let you
September 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When you a very small pink dog who despite your name gets easily frightened, lives in a farmhouse in the Middle of Nowhere, Kansas, just trying to chill with your super sweet owner & her grumpy husband, but the scary monsters, aliens, and supernatural spooky things won't let you
Once upon a time they made a movie about people sending emails
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Once upon a time they made a movie about people sending emails
The algorithm every time engagement picks up & people that follow me actually start seeing stuff that I post
September 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The algorithm every time engagement picks up & people that follow me actually start seeing stuff that I post
Final Boss level dad joke
August 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Final Boss level dad joke
Anyone else ever catch the math not mathing on the tip/gratuity guide portion of your receipt?
August 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Anyone else ever catch the math not mathing on the tip/gratuity guide portion of your receipt?
The absolute lock this man had on television
August 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The absolute lock this man had on television
If your lawyer's office looks like this you're going to jail
July 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If your lawyer's office looks like this you're going to jail
Uncle Baby Billy's real life dad looks like the type of guy that can get you an eight ball & 2 million dollars
July 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Uncle Baby Billy's real life dad looks like the type of guy that can get you an eight ball & 2 million dollars
What's the deal with people who start complaining about something and the minute you take their side, they switch it up and start defending the same thing they were JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
July 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What's the deal with people who start complaining about something and the minute you take their side, they switch it up and start defending the same thing they were JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
Ever since I read this I just want my dog to know I got your back little buddy, I GOT YOU!!
July 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Ever since I read this I just want my dog to know I got your back little buddy, I GOT YOU!!
I'm so done with you people
July 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm so done with you people
The 50 yr old twice divorced deadbeat dad of lettuce
July 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The 50 yr old twice divorced deadbeat dad of lettuce
How would you feel if you saw this in the restroom of your favorite restaurant?
July 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How would you feel if you saw this in the restroom of your favorite restaurant?