@fuckitimarobot.bsky.social
Your friend when the robots take over
Stop 👏 listening 👏 to 👏 people 👏 afraid 👏 of 👏 eating 👏 carbohydrates
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Stop 👏 listening 👏 to 👏 people 👏 afraid 👏 of 👏 eating 👏 carbohydrates
Guess I'm going out the way I came in
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Guess I'm going out the way I came in
Wearing yellow shorts was WILD
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Wearing yellow shorts was WILD
Name a show that caused more breakups?
October 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Name a show that caused more breakups?
Y'all gotta chill with the Bigfoot stuff
October 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Y'all gotta chill with the Bigfoot stuff
With or without the eyelids?
October 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
With or without the eyelids?
Bring back Bully Beatdown
October 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Bring back Bully Beatdown
Whose house they serving this at?
October 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Whose house they serving this at?
Why do enablers always enable the worst people?
October 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Why do enablers always enable the worst people?
Sometimes I feel kinda sad. But then I remember this photo
October 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sometimes I feel kinda sad. But then I remember this photo
What song starts playing for you when you turn this on?
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What song starts playing for you when you turn this on?
Name this Pokémon
September 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Name this Pokémon
When you a very small pink dog who despite your name gets easily frightened, lives in a farmhouse in the Middle of Nowhere, Kansas, just trying to chill with your super sweet owner & her grumpy husband, but the scary monsters, aliens, and supernatural spooky things won't let you
September 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When you a very small pink dog who despite your name gets easily frightened, lives in a farmhouse in the Middle of Nowhere, Kansas, just trying to chill with your super sweet owner & her grumpy husband, but the scary monsters, aliens, and supernatural spooky things won't let you
Once upon a time they made a movie about people sending emails
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Once upon a time they made a movie about people sending emails
The algorithm every time engagement picks up & people that follow me actually start seeing stuff that I post
September 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The algorithm every time engagement picks up & people that follow me actually start seeing stuff that I post
Final Boss level dad joke
August 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Final Boss level dad joke
Anyone else ever catch the math not mathing on the tip/gratuity guide portion of your receipt?
August 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Anyone else ever catch the math not mathing on the tip/gratuity guide portion of your receipt?
The absolute lock this man had on television
August 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The absolute lock this man had on television
If your lawyer's office looks like this you're going to jail
July 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If your lawyer's office looks like this you're going to jail
Uncle Baby Billy's real life dad looks like the type of guy that can get you an eight ball & 2 million dollars
July 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Uncle Baby Billy's real life dad looks like the type of guy that can get you an eight ball & 2 million dollars
Ever since I read this I just want my dog to know I got your back little buddy, I GOT YOU!!
July 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Ever since I read this I just want my dog to know I got your back little buddy, I GOT YOU!!
I'm so done with you people
July 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm so done with you people
The 50 yr old twice divorced deadbeat dad of lettuce
July 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The 50 yr old twice divorced deadbeat dad of lettuce
How would you feel if you saw this in the restroom of your favorite restaurant?
July 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How would you feel if you saw this in the restroom of your favorite restaurant?
Survived the struggle sandwich starter pack
July 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Survived the struggle sandwich starter pack