Goose the Moose
fubarspeaks.bsky.social
Goose the Moose
@fubarspeaks.bsky.social
I'm a lifelong union member, truck driver, labor leftist with a giant sheepadoodle rescue. Canadian who grows his own weed. Plays D&D. Votes NDP. Supports LGBTQ. All the letters!
If you have to flee to Canada you can use the guestroom as long as you want. We do have cats and dogs, though.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I don't really have an opinion as a mildly cranky foreigner, but POTUS is also a good idea...
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hopefully they will choose all the venues he stiffed in the past to guarantee reliable teleprompters...
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Well, obviously her military and administrative game is good, but what about sex work during musical theatre?
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Just so you know, it's the signal that Canada is mildly upset with y'all
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Death hound also verified
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Well that means it must be true, coming from 'Honest Don'! Hasn't lied in 'checks time'
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"We want immigrants because we can pay them less than Americans, and we can deport them if they complain"
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Whoa really? So it's just what all the victims said for well over a fucking decade now!?

Quel surprise!
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Really? He's such an honest guy I don't think he lied just to break the shutdown...
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's like there's a maple leaf in our heads with all our snow driving knowledge on it, and it curls up and falls out in autumn
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You guys were conceived in a drunken party in Philly!
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Better slap some tariffs on them...
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They are trained to hide in the back warehouse and drink coffee, or at least they seem to be ..
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Vote independent in 26!
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Oooh precious lil baby did u get bruised knocking over the garbage?
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It's ok, the 3 time divorcee who brought the motion can ask the 3 time divorcee in the White House to protect the sanctity of marriage...
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Vote independent in 26!
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Disability can hit anyone at any time of their lives. Stupidity, unfortunately, seems to also be a lifelong affliction...
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A bonus, huh? Yeah, in the pipe right behind that tariff dividend, the money for the White House demolition, and all the state and municipal payments he still owes for his 3 campaigns...
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We are in the disaster zone. Life is challenging. The crab and pickle salad only had a choice of 3 dressings. Hallucinations. Thought I saw the President calling the football game.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Vampire ratings attack!
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"Ey! I'm foragin ovah heah!!"
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I may not believe or trust her change of heart for a minute, but at the same time you have to defend and support her change of viewpoint because that's what we really want. Not to punish and vanquish the 'other side', but hopefully welcome them to ours
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
As long as you're not writing satire, because the current news cycle appears to have that sewn up tight
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM