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He/Him professional cat wrangler

Bi 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Lawyers don’t have real jobs. You know who else argues for a living? My sister.
September 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
June 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I miss seeing the deranged tweets and tumblr posts everyone used to make at 3am
March 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Twitter is LinkedIn now, no I will not explain
March 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
the same people who think “no guns allowed” signs don’t stop people from shooting guns in schools; also think the “women only” signs prevent predators from going into assigned bathrooms.
January 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Impossible to find a better word than Facsimile
December 30, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Yes, what is the earliest known record of a “new years” celebration?
Do you have any new years questions for me?
December 30, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Venus in Gemini, interviewing their partner
holding my wand up to my bf’s mouth like it’s a microphone immediately after we have sex and asking “how are you feeling, did you leave it all out on the court” like i’m doing the post game interview
December 26, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Lil radar dish ears 🥹🥹
December 25, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Happy festivus ✨✨
December 24, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Accidentally bought 6lbs of meatballs….and now currently looking up new recipes to make 🫣

(If y’all have any ideas lmkkkk)
December 14, 2024 at 3:43 AM
December 9, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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nobody:

not a single soul:

my gemini venus:
i LOVE information! :D
December 4, 2024 at 3:52 AM
December 3, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Had a coworker start talking abt astrology to me the other day, and when she got to the part where she was talking abt her new boyfriend having a cancer rising(she’s a cap rising) and her having a hard time getting him out of her mind 25/7 ….its so sweet like 🥹🥹🥹
December 2, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Whatever it’s called when you’re more interested in tattoo placement, and skincare routine than “nudes” or smth
December 2, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Anytime I’m in spaces that have wlw in their promotional content I’m like, ah yes a wulti-level warketing scam
November 22, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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i’m so proud of this community
November 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
November 19, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Plastic Bag: starts to drift

Katy Perry: ~( ^o^)~♪

Plastic Bag: * gains consciousness *

Plastic Bag: *internally* { oh my god }
November 19, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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Aquarius: Welcome to Bluesky. Your dreams will also not come true here, but at least there are fewer assholes.
November 17, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Being on this app has severely reduced the “everybody hates you” voice in my head 💕
November 17, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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BlueSky Elders: timeline's haunted

newskies: what?

BlueSky Elders: *cocks shitposting gun* timeline's haunted
November 14, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Green November
November 17, 2024 at 3:38 PM