*cackles in 186 Firefox windows each with 68 tabs*

Then I remembered I live on a decrepit island where nothing works.

Maybe, just maybe, I want to do a modal transfer to change from a train to a bus for the last couple of miles of my journey. You'd think you'd be able to do this in a city of 100,000 people.

Schedule the out of office in weeks in advance and quietly slip off into the night of annual leave without a trace is the way to do it.

Completely depends on type of building. A lot of Victorian/Edwardian terraced housing has bathrooms on the ground floor (usually to the rear). Flats above the ground floor will have a bathroom on the same floor.

Downstairs/upstairs bathroom dichotomy is weird and very suburban.

I did receive this early, I assume by accident, so have quietly sat on it until it was released.

Oh shit there are people on this website.