sophie normally gets a treat at night but i wanted to give her a brekkie surprise. she’s looking at me like i’ve fucked her whole routine up. ruined her day
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
sophie normally gets a treat at night but i wanted to give her a brekkie surprise. she’s looking at me like i’ve fucked her whole routine up. ruined her day
bought this sloth for her on the weekend and she does Not like it, but more than that: no one else can touch it
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
bought this sloth for her on the weekend and she does Not like it, but more than that: no one else can touch it
cute that they lit the Coburg gentrification cranes up in the Sports Team Colours
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
cute that they lit the Coburg gentrification cranes up in the Sports Team Colours
i’ve hit saturation point with usb c chargers now. have bought cheap ones from officeworks after forgetting one from home so many times that i am now finding them tucked into bags i don’t often use when i go into the city. get fucked, adhd. i’m charger rich
September 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i’ve hit saturation point with usb c chargers now. have bought cheap ones from officeworks after forgetting one from home so many times that i am now finding them tucked into bags i don’t often use when i go into the city. get fucked, adhd. i’m charger rich
she did NOT want this broccoli floret until sister was interested
August 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
she did NOT want this broccoli floret until sister was interested
oh u are in a queer relationship? which one owns docs and which one thinks shoes are prisons and has those weird barefoot slippers?
July 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
oh u are in a queer relationship? which one owns docs and which one thinks shoes are prisons and has those weird barefoot slippers?
i ordered mad mex for dinner and it hasn't even arrived and i know it's gonna suck so bad. it's all gonna be awful , i am so excited
June 13, 2025 at 9:49 AM
i ordered mad mex for dinner and it hasn't even arrived and i know it's gonna suck so bad. it's all gonna be awful , i am so excited
buying my bf a banh mi after he bought a dehumidifier and dining table for me. put ur card away, sweet cheeks. mama’s got this one 😌
June 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
buying my bf a banh mi after he bought a dehumidifier and dining table for me. put ur card away, sweet cheeks. mama’s got this one 😌
have a painter coming by at 1.30 to give me a quote and naturally, i am unable to relax until it's over. great news is i have been successful at channeling the anxiety into getting many chores done, and i am going to get dinner and eat 10000 dumplings tonight. as a little reward
May 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
have a painter coming by at 1.30 to give me a quote and naturally, i am unable to relax until it's over. great news is i have been successful at channeling the anxiety into getting many chores done, and i am going to get dinner and eat 10000 dumplings tonight. as a little reward
i went to the zoo yesterday and it's inspired me to Create
May 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i went to the zoo yesterday and it's inspired me to Create
poor baby was at the emergency vet yesterday after throwing up/refusing food and water, this is the most comfortable she's looked in 36 hrs :') belly full of roast chicken and she's had a big drink
May 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
poor baby was at the emergency vet yesterday after throwing up/refusing food and water, this is the most comfortable she's looked in 36 hrs :') belly full of roast chicken and she's had a big drink
compulsory voting is good but u know what's less good? getting a $99 fine for not voting in the council election because someone keeps breaking into my letterbox. but u know what they didn't steal? the fine
May 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
compulsory voting is good but u know what's less good? getting a $99 fine for not voting in the council election because someone keeps breaking into my letterbox. but u know what they didn't steal? the fine
my sister in law got me a space projector that slowly rotates for my bday and frankie is captivated
May 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
my sister in law got me a space projector that slowly rotates for my bday and frankie is captivated
just put a tray of roast veg in the oven. my house is clean and i only have a fraction of the usual sunday scaries, can i get a hell yea
May 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
just put a tray of roast veg in the oven. my house is clean and i only have a fraction of the usual sunday scaries, can i get a hell yea
the face i pulled when i was about to give my parents my awful year 10 results bc i spent all my time on habbo hotel instead of doing homework
May 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
the face i pulled when i was about to give my parents my awful year 10 results bc i spent all my time on habbo hotel instead of doing homework
i need a maps app that also adds in a little 3 min buffer for me to get my shoes on and leave the apartment, +2 for dawdling omw to the station, +4 for a little treat or stop at a shop in the city before i get to the destination and adjusts the timetable accordingly
May 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i need a maps app that also adds in a little 3 min buffer for me to get my shoes on and leave the apartment, +2 for dawdling omw to the station, +4 for a little treat or stop at a shop in the city before i get to the destination and adjusts the timetable accordingly
i've passed daniel andrews in the street a few times and i always do the awkward white ppl smile, but if i saw dutton it would be a look of pure discomfort that i couldn't begin to mask
May 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
i've passed daniel andrews in the street a few times and i always do the awkward white ppl smile, but if i saw dutton it would be a look of pure discomfort that i couldn't begin to mask
i have my grandma playing timeguessr and it rules having the coolest grandma in the world but also.. come on, you were literally alive for a lot of these events. please stop beating my high scores.
May 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i have my grandma playing timeguessr and it rules having the coolest grandma in the world but also.. come on, you were literally alive for a lot of these events. please stop beating my high scores.
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i've got very complicated feelings about cafes in the city because Yes, i do want a little treat on my way to work, but No, i do not want to pay $8 for a single plain croissant
April 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i've got very complicated feelings about cafes in the city because Yes, i do want a little treat on my way to work, but No, i do not want to pay $8 for a single plain croissant
absolutely devastated that going for a walk daily is actually having a great impact on my physical and emotional wellbeing. what's next? eight glasses of water and a good night's sleep
April 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
absolutely devastated that going for a walk daily is actually having a great impact on my physical and emotional wellbeing. what's next? eight glasses of water and a good night's sleep
good morning from the ball enjoyer
April 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
good morning from the ball enjoyer
being sick with a cold is awful but after being blocked up for a week, blowing my nose and being able to breathe through both nostrils? it's an easter miracle. thank u jesus
April 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
being sick with a cold is awful but after being blocked up for a week, blowing my nose and being able to breathe through both nostrils? it's an easter miracle. thank u jesus
it is $91 to have a 'giraffe experience' at melbourne zoo, which is $3.64 a minute and frankly, i would be doing them a favour. the giraffe has to be fed anyway?? just let me hold the trough or carrots
April 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
it is $91 to have a 'giraffe experience' at melbourne zoo, which is $3.64 a minute and frankly, i would be doing them a favour. the giraffe has to be fed anyway?? just let me hold the trough or carrots