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frozenpeas.bsky.social
Evil Count Erudite
@frozenpeas.bsky.social
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He/Him. Middle-aged white neurodivergent cishet Canadian male. Highly educated but forever lowering the bar.
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Based on today's @effinbirds.com calendar page, I'm suddenly wondering if yesterday's typo was actually bait...
A pair of images from the Effin Birds calendar. The first reads "would you like to speak to the bird cartoon's manager" and the second "who's [sic] bright idea was this shit?"
April 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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[no cheating, post the last photo of your pet]
A tabby cat curled up and sleeping on the shoulder of a chubby guy.
March 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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SO EEPY.
The sweetest tabby cat in the world sleeping on the shoulder of a man in a violet-coloured T-shirt.
February 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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As a fan of counterculture in a variety of forms, I've long been a fan of Ed "Big Daddy" Roth and his creation, Rat Fink.

My local hobby store got a replica of the original model kit in stock, so I splurged.

Very pleased with how he turned out, especially since I'm not fond of the sculpt itself.
A mediocre painted model of a large, fat, slovenly green cartoon rat wearing dirty red overalls. The initials "R.F." are emblazoned across his chest and stomach in orange with a yellow outline.
January 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Tl;dr:
A super-eepy tabby cat lies on the shoulder of a man who is out of frame, allowing the viewer to presume he is more attractive than he is.
January 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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This is not conducive to typing.
A selfie involving a tabby cat laying across the chest of a pale white guy, with most of his face hidden behind her.
November 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
frozenpeas.bsky.social
Supposed to be working on résumés but someone needed cuddles.
A chubby middle-aged guy smiles into the camera over the furry butt of a tabby cat cuddled up on his chest, hanging her head back over his shoulder.
November 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Eepy kitty for quota.
A tabby kitty curled up and asleep in the pyjama-clad lap of a guy who doesn't go for walks enough. Eerie TV screen glow from top right because kitty's head was on my arm and I couldn't reach the remote with the other one.
October 18, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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A friend insisted I paint this mini he found for his 3D printer, so I present to you: Rock Dwarf.
A painted mini in the shape of a dwarf with a mohawk carrying an electric guitar. His fist is raised to the sky and mouth wide open scream-singing.
October 18, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Starting my time here with a photo of my baby.
An adorable sleeping tabby cat, curled up around a hand petting her belly.
February 8, 2024 at 4:45 AM