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@frozencardinal.bsky.social
Writer, crafter, Tarot reader, mom. SDF-born, transplanted to YEG. Go Cards and Oilers. (Yes, I'm used to disappointment.)
they/them preferred, she/her accepted
they/them preferred, she/her accepted
Oh, hon, don't worry; there's so much else to blame
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Oh, hon, don't worry; there's so much else to blame
I've been binge-listening to this for two days now, thanks
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I've been binge-listening to this for two days now, thanks
I am DELIGHTED that you think I am this cool
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I am DELIGHTED that you think I am this cool
Obviously as a little kid I didn't have the vocabulary to know I was questioning; I just knew neither option I knew about at the time fit me right. In my teens I shrugged and said "I guess I'll just be my own kind of girl," and lived with that till I learned enough about being NB to know I belonged.
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Obviously as a little kid I didn't have the vocabulary to know I was questioning; I just knew neither option I knew about at the time fit me right. In my teens I shrugged and said "I guess I'll just be my own kind of girl," and lived with that till I learned enough about being NB to know I belonged.
I can't think of a better book that shares vital information about bears, Taco Bell, cops, and Robert Service.
October 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I can't think of a better book that shares vital information about bears, Taco Bell, cops, and Robert Service.
Windex, two milk, one sugar?
September 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Windex, two milk, one sugar?
I love how she goes from "performing smile" to "RADIANT SMILE" when she makes the grab
September 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I love how she goes from "performing smile" to "RADIANT SMILE" when she makes the grab
How many damn vowels do y'all need to stuff in it?
September 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
How many damn vowels do y'all need to stuff in it?
I could spell maneuver just fine until I moved to Canada. Manoeuvre, I think?
September 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I could spell maneuver just fine until I moved to Canada. Manoeuvre, I think?
Mr. FC is safer for my having read this post; thanks!
September 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Mr. FC is safer for my having read this post; thanks!
This was too stressful, never talking pregame shit again even in jest
September 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This was too stressful, never talking pregame shit again even in jest
Bad things can ALWAYS happen to my teams
September 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Bad things can ALWAYS happen to my teams
Ahem. Right. THE TOOTHYBIRD SHALL USE YOU FOR A NIGHTGUARD
September 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ahem. Right. THE TOOTHYBIRD SHALL USE YOU FOR A NIGHTGUARD
Awww! I will feel (a little) better if we lose knowing you are happy!
September 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Awww! I will feel (a little) better if we lose knowing you are happy!
Nah, you can send me all the toks you want, but I reserve the right to swear at you
August 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nah, you can send me all the toks you want, but I reserve the right to swear at you
I mean, I went to an Elks game and heard one Albertan tell another they were "in REAL redneck country now".
August 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I mean, I went to an Elks game and heard one Albertan tell another they were "in REAL redneck country now".
Who are these jackbooted thugs forcing people to order pickles, and how can I get them to come to my house?
July 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Who are these jackbooted thugs forcing people to order pickles, and how can I get them to come to my house?
Eeeep! Wishing you the best care and a quick recovery.
June 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Eeeep! Wishing you the best care and a quick recovery.