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frozencardinal.bsky.social
Book Fair Cryptid
@frozencardinal.bsky.social
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Writer, crafter, Tarot reader, mom. SDF-born, transplanted to YEG. Go Cards and Oilers. (Yes, I'm used to disappointment.)

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Perfect is a tall order, but I'd say this is about as close as it got in 1999
The cover of Fiona Apple's album When the Pawn ...
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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A bear with both paws extended to show that they do not want any of this nonsense, captioned "HOW ABOUT NO"
October 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Possum colourfully captioned "to live is to suffer / and boy, am i living!" in mismatched fonts
March 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
A possum wearing a cowboy hat captioned "you can't always be a strong cowboy / sometimes being an alive cowboy is enough"
December 28, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
A red T-shirt with a design like the label of a Heinz bottle that says "I put ketchup on my ketchup"
December 28, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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This remains my policy until multiply-corroborated, convincing evidence otherwise
A Calvin and Hobbes comic. Calvin is looking at a pile of trash beside a tree stump and says to Hobbes, "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
December 16, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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A picture of a possum captioned in mismatched colourful fonts: "god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers / i am not one of them / please make it stop"
December 16, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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I rescued this cookbook from my mom's house just to horrify people with it
1980s cookbook titled "That amazing ingredient: mayonnaise!" with the subtitle "Recipes in the tradition of Hellmans' and Best Foods' Mayonnaise". The largest picture on the cover collage is a heaping tablespoon of mayo; below that are six photos of various unappealing dishes that look like they escaped from 1970s Weight Watchers recipe cards
November 26, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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I have so many things I want to scream that it's gonna overwhelm the character limit, so instead here is my spokespossum
Open-mouthed possum in front of a microphone captioned "I want to make an announcement that I hate dis"
November 26, 2024 at 12:03 AM