@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social @aabria.bsky.social Please tell me all the Tachonis children were named after the hydrocarbon prefixes!!! We already have Ethrand the second son and Occtis the 8th.

Holding out hope for Hexual Sealing Tachonis the 6th son or daughter. #CriticalRole

Thanks to @aabria.bsky.social for putting on a ttrpg clinic (and the clinic was free) for that first episode of Critical Role Campaign 4. It was awe inspiring. Of course everyone else was awesome but my god do you have to be so awesome at everything with dice, a table, and the truth?

When it happens... they're definitely going to try some kind of half-cocked Weekend At Bernie's scenario.

My son: "I think when you get older you're not able to imagine as well. I think you lose something as you age. Like there's less magic. I get to enjoy this now while my imagination is sharp. I would rather attack this training dummy with a sharp blade."

Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.

"Will the Senator yield for a question?"

"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."

"Can I shove the gargoyle?"

"Roll for strength."

"9".

*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*

Don't ever talk to me about christianity again for as long as I live. You literally chose the richest man in the world vs. everything Jesus himself told you to take care of.

Thank you NBA trade season for drowning out the worst two weeks of football season: the run up to the Super Bowl.

If you're from the Pacific Northwest and of a particular age, listening to Elliot Smith in 2025 brings a real hit of sadness. Life is hard, but few things are harder than "what could have been".

"Boy I sure am glad Trump got rid of those DEI programs" said Janet as she entered the room for her child's IEP meeting...

My son (age 11) just suggested it was time to "summon the pizza". He then explained that it was a ritual that has material components and is cast by an elder so clearly it was a summoning spell that falls under the Conjuration school of magic.

I can't see the fault in his reasoning.

God bless

Once you're a parent, you're the ghost of your children's future.