My cousin deadass seriously just discovered today that you put the cranberry sauce on the turkey or use it to make yourself a little sandwich 😭
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My cousin deadass seriously just discovered today that you put the cranberry sauce on the turkey or use it to make yourself a little sandwich 😭
I will dramatically say “uh oh” as a reaction so often and it scares other people every time 😭 i have to apologize and be like ohhh nothing is actually wrong
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I will dramatically say “uh oh” as a reaction so often and it scares other people every time 😭 i have to apologize and be like ohhh nothing is actually wrong
My asshole is so tight that it’s becoming a medical issue 💔
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My asshole is so tight that it’s becoming a medical issue 💔
Becoming the scape goat at work again I love being gay ❤️
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Becoming the scape goat at work again I love being gay ❤️
75 mile excursion for prep today 🥴
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
75 mile excursion for prep today 🥴
Hello, what song is everybody playing when they pick up the joint ?
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hello, what song is everybody playing when they pick up the joint ?
I hate having poor emotional regulation 😭
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I hate having poor emotional regulation 😭
Watching the nurses in my conservative city’s hospital be completely perplexed by a sti throat swab when I go in every two months is so fun and insane
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Watching the nurses in my conservative city’s hospital be completely perplexed by a sti throat swab when I go in every two months is so fun and insane
Happy birthday to my sweet lovely mother who is 68 today ❤️ and also to my sweet lovely twin aunt who is my second mother ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Happy birthday to my sweet lovely mother who is 68 today ❤️ and also to my sweet lovely twin aunt who is my second mother ❤️
Woodpecker returned to my window today and I didn’t have my feeder out yet 💔
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Woodpecker returned to my window today and I didn’t have my feeder out yet 💔
Enjoying getting used to all the new views now that the leaves are almost gone
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Enjoying getting used to all the new views now that the leaves are almost gone
The radiators are piping hot
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The radiators are piping hot
Not having a good time :(
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Not having a good time :(
I’m so sorry but I absolutely love this time change, I like when it’s bright and sunny when I wake up in the morning now and it’s dark and cozy in the evenings!
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m so sorry but I absolutely love this time change, I like when it’s bright and sunny when I wake up in the morning now and it’s dark and cozy in the evenings!
Everybody is angry at me :(
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Everybody is angry at me :(
Well that was an utterly depressing and alienating experience
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Well that was an utterly depressing and alienating experience
I’m sitting on my street front patio with a lit jack o lantern and a box of candy and kids/parents are looking at me and not walking over like 😭
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’m sitting on my street front patio with a lit jack o lantern and a box of candy and kids/parents are looking at me and not walking over like 😭
Deodorant doesn’t matter 💔 when people tell me they’re stressed out because they forgot to put on deodorant that morning I laugh 💔
October 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Deodorant doesn’t matter 💔 when people tell me they’re stressed out because they forgot to put on deodorant that morning I laugh 💔
Pumpkin I carved with friends!
October 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Pumpkin I carved with friends!
Christ I forgot how many times they said Why Can’t We Be Friends
October 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Christ I forgot how many times they said Why Can’t We Be Friends