Front Lawn Food
@frontlawnfood.bsky.social
Nonbinary (xe/ir) AuDHD gardenwitch w/ EDS, rebuilding sustainable food production in one little corner of the world. Oh yeah... if you chose the piecrust promise of 50c off a carton of eggs over any of the human rights in the crosshairs, GTFOH.
So... at what point do we, the average denizens of the internet, turn the ICE personal fitness test into the next viral social media challenge?
Cuz... um... I don't think people understand just how SLOW a 9m20s mile is, but here's a clue: a conversationally brisk *walk* is a 15 minute mile.
Cuz... um... I don't think people understand just how SLOW a 9m20s mile is, but here's a clue: a conversationally brisk *walk* is a 15 minute mile.
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
So... at what point do we, the average denizens of the internet, turn the ICE personal fitness test into the next viral social media challenge?
Cuz... um... I don't think people understand just how SLOW a 9m20s mile is, but here's a clue: a conversationally brisk *walk* is a 15 minute mile.
Cuz... um... I don't think people understand just how SLOW a 9m20s mile is, but here's a clue: a conversationally brisk *walk* is a 15 minute mile.
This is what is happening. A trans person telling you about it is not making an accusation. They are giving you data so you can fight effectively. They are saying they trust you. Each time you make them soothe your bruised ego, you betray that trust.
Our lives matter more than your feelings.
Our lives matter more than your feelings.
August 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is what is happening. A trans person telling you about it is not making an accusation. They are giving you data so you can fight effectively. They are saying they trust you. Each time you make them soothe your bruised ego, you betray that trust.
Our lives matter more than your feelings.
Our lives matter more than your feelings.
June 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Remember, survival is resistance, so if that's all you've got in the tank today, it's enough. Don't stare at the horror show; peek, take what you need to inform the work YOU are doing, then focus on building community & finding joy.
Yesterday I
- called my reps
- cut prátaí for planting
- made art
Yesterday I
- called my reps
- cut prátaí for planting
- made art
May 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Remember, survival is resistance, so if that's all you've got in the tank today, it's enough. Don't stare at the horror show; peek, take what you need to inform the work YOU are doing, then focus on building community & finding joy.
Yesterday I
- called my reps
- cut prátaí for planting
- made art
Yesterday I
- called my reps
- cut prátaí for planting
- made art
Prepping prátaí for planting... I'll post a step-by-step later tonight or sometime tomorrow, just as soon as this damn migraine lets up.
May 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Prepping prátaí for planting... I'll post a step-by-step later tonight or sometime tomorrow, just as soon as this damn migraine lets up.
We could've had a centrist adminisration. A president who would have done his level best to badger Congress into getting over their egos & doing their jobs for once. What now lies shredded could have been secured for the next generation.
But no. They had to have the old Repub-lite white dude back.
But no. They had to have the old Repub-lite white dude back.
March 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We could've had a centrist adminisration. A president who would have done his level best to badger Congress into getting over their egos & doing their jobs for once. What now lies shredded could have been secured for the next generation.
But no. They had to have the old Repub-lite white dude back.
But no. They had to have the old Repub-lite white dude back.
Thing 4... 🧶Gonna go with threadcrafts/fiber arts of all sorts. I can't pick just one as I dabble *widely*, but my current WIP is a knit lace shawl that I'm juuuuust about to finish off. Still a bit shorter than I want it, but we're almost there.
January 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Thing 4... 🧶Gonna go with threadcrafts/fiber arts of all sorts. I can't pick just one as I dabble *widely*, but my current WIP is a knit lace shawl that I'm juuuuust about to finish off. Still a bit shorter than I want it, but we're almost there.
Ooooh I wanna play. Wholesome positivity break because fuck knows we could all use it.
1 like = 1 thing I love, and I'll start it off for free... butterflies. My favorite #Gaeilge word is féileachán, and my favorite species is the Blue Morpho.
1 like = 1 thing I love, and I'll start it off for free... butterflies. My favorite #Gaeilge word is féileachán, and my favorite species is the Blue Morpho.
January 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ooooh I wanna play. Wholesome positivity break because fuck knows we could all use it.
1 like = 1 thing I love, and I'll start it off for free... butterflies. My favorite #Gaeilge word is féileachán, and my favorite species is the Blue Morpho.
1 like = 1 thing I love, and I'll start it off for free... butterflies. My favorite #Gaeilge word is féileachán, and my favorite species is the Blue Morpho.
ICE warrants are usually administrative. If it's not signed by a judge, you don't legally have to let them in. DO NOT normalize letting them in without a judicial warrant. Oh and most importantly, if you know someone who is or whose parents are not US-born? No, you don't.
January 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ICE warrants are usually administrative. If it's not signed by a judge, you don't legally have to let them in. DO NOT normalize letting them in without a judicial warrant. Oh and most importantly, if you know someone who is or whose parents are not US-born? No, you don't.
I knew the LGBTQ+, women's rights, disability, etc would go down like last time, but ngl this one threw me a bit. No matter your politics, this should scare the hell outta you. Or am I the only one who remembers this episode of Sliders?
PDF from the House site: uscode.house.gov/static/const...
PDF from the House site: uscode.house.gov/static/const...
January 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I knew the LGBTQ+, women's rights, disability, etc would go down like last time, but ngl this one threw me a bit. No matter your politics, this should scare the hell outta you. Or am I the only one who remembers this episode of Sliders?
PDF from the House site: uscode.house.gov/static/const...
PDF from the House site: uscode.house.gov/static/const...
Aaaaand for a bit of entirely wholesome & gallows-free humor...
December 13, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Aaaaand for a bit of entirely wholesome & gallows-free humor...
OP's caption says it all, I think.
December 13, 2024 at 2:55 PM
OP's caption says it all, I think.
I *loved* this. It made me laugh every single time I saw it. Can we bring this back? Somebody with the coding skills tell me we can bring this back.
December 13, 2024 at 2:43 AM
I *loved* this. It made me laugh every single time I saw it. Can we bring this back? Somebody with the coding skills tell me we can bring this back.
The capacity of human beings to act in rabid defiance of their own best interest never ceases to disappoint me. #McSnitch #ImSnitchinIt #UnitedHealthCEO #DelayDenyDefend #Luigi #RobinHoodie #TheAdjuster
December 10, 2024 at 6:00 AM
The capacity of human beings to act in rabid defiance of their own best interest never ceases to disappoint me. #McSnitch #ImSnitchinIt #UnitedHealthCEO #DelayDenyDefend #Luigi #RobinHoodie #TheAdjuster
Well... it's been a minute, old friend, but there's a youngster wants to sing one of my favorite songs for the school talent show, so out ye come. Tbh I'd forgotten how *satisfying* it is getting one of these things back in tune. #MusicianSky
December 3, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Well... it's been a minute, old friend, but there's a youngster wants to sing one of my favorite songs for the school talent show, so out ye come. Tbh I'd forgotten how *satisfying* it is getting one of these things back in tune. #MusicianSky
Hi, this is how you mock the self-appointed god of the techbros without being an asshole who uses people you don't like as an excuse to engage in the -ists & -isms. Remember, Elon will likely never see what you post, but your marginalized friends will.
November 30, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Hi, this is how you mock the self-appointed god of the techbros without being an asshole who uses people you don't like as an excuse to engage in the -ists & -isms. Remember, Elon will likely never see what you post, but your marginalized friends will.
#IYKYK ... I wait for this update every year, because it just... reminds me that no matter what nightmare fuel is going down on a national or global scale... there IS still good in the world, and it's worth fighting for.
November 29, 2024 at 5:33 PM
#IYKYK ... I wait for this update every year, because it just... reminds me that no matter what nightmare fuel is going down on a national or global scale... there IS still good in the world, and it's worth fighting for.
I finally made it onto the final "canvas" this week and got started on the full-scale linework. This "thread rack but make it ✨fancy✨" project has been ongoing for at least 3 months now. Goal is to get it finished and on the wall by the new year.
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I finally made it onto the final "canvas" this week and got started on the full-scale linework. This "thread rack but make it ✨fancy✨" project has been ongoing for at least 3 months now. Goal is to get it finished and on the wall by the new year.
It’s been the universe to knitting for the last little while, but today I’m feeling the knotwork project. Almost done with the half-scale test line art.
November 20, 2024 at 3:57 PM
It’s been the universe to knitting for the last little while, but today I’m feeling the knotwork project. Almost done with the half-scale test line art.
Welp... no one should be surprised, but also if you're just now finding out, don't sleep on this one.
November 13, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Welp... no one should be surprised, but also if you're just now finding out, don't sleep on this one.
🌱 Meacan bán next to my hand on a dark green cloth. 😀We're having our turkey day tonight, so I ran out to the garden & pulled this parsnip to roast w/ the brussels sprouts & butternut squash. First time I've successfully grown one of these, I can't wait to taste it. 😀
November 3, 2024 at 9:46 PM
🌱 Meacan bán next to my hand on a dark green cloth. 😀We're having our turkey day tonight, so I ran out to the garden & pulled this parsnip to roast w/ the brussels sprouts & butternut squash. First time I've successfully grown one of these, I can't wait to taste it. 😀
Oíche Shamhna Shona Daoibh!
November 1, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Oíche Shamhna Shona Daoibh!
Fáilte, a chairde! 🌱 I can do all things through Spite(TM), which strengthens me, and therefore… The game is Cad é an Planda Sin?, or “What’s That Plant?” ID & tell what it’s used for. Rules: 1) Please do look up the plants. 2) If you call it a weed, you lose. 😁 Slán go fóill!
September 12, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Fáilte, a chairde! 🌱 I can do all things through Spite(TM), which strengthens me, and therefore… The game is Cad é an Planda Sin?, or “What’s That Plant?” ID & tell what it’s used for. Rules: 1) Please do look up the plants. 2) If you call it a weed, you lose. 😁 Slán go fóill!
Weeds down, trellis up, cúcamar 🥒 plants trimmed… and that’s it for today, because our best looks different day to day, and that is a good thing. Progress, Not Perfection.
May 23, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Weeds down, trellis up, cúcamar 🥒 plants trimmed… and that’s it for today, because our best looks different day to day, and that is a good thing. Progress, Not Perfection.