(you guys get the good version of this post, lmao)

COME ONE COME ALL TO THE:

🔆EPHILLIVERSARY/ DEBUT ON MAY 31TH🔆

🌵WE MAKE A PIZZA TOGETHER (yum!)
🌵I INTRODUCE MYSELF WITH A POWERPOINT
🌵WE MAYBE DO FISTFUL OF FRAGS
🌵I DEFINITELY TALK ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

SUB GOALS! I KEPT THEM SIMPLE CAUSE I ALREADY FEEL A BIT CONFLICTED ABOUT ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO SUB N' DONATE N' STUFF