I haven't seen this cover at stores... genuinely wild...

Dude I saw you play this for 10 minutes and it feels like a fever dream I had when I was a kid. How did I never hear about this game??

One can only assume that its Just A Chicago Thing.

Me and my goofy ass friends take it further and Deify him? (Especially since DL1 basically does some white savior shit)

We constantly compare ourselves to Kyle crane because the game basically makes him an 80's action man with virtually no flaws. Shit's funny

If I had to work on Sunday, I'd get *nothing* done

Please marry me

GOD that shit was so good, I hope you like it

Shout out to the Space-heels

Its okay, we are saving you a seat at our next congregation LMAO 🙏

can I share this with my pastor? I promise to credit you

ffs, just get freakin' Nolan North to quip out a few and hand 'em a crisp benji!! theres also *genuinely* no shortage of VA's that can do a half second quip!!!!!

yes Unfortunately! that studio's other game, The Finals, has also come under scrutiny for the same issue. Its *very* apparent when the Announcers in the arena are noticeably... well, robotic.