You mess with the porcupine, you're gonna get the quills

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

Reddit is down can yall share your cute animal pics with me thanks

I always give dogs the benefit of the doubt

Alright I’m gonna say it

I hate small talk. Just weird off-putting intensity for me, thanks. Nice to meet you, hey when did you realize your parents resented you?

It’s all or nothing

I’m honestly going to miss having 100 bots as followers that I can pretend cared about my posts