Em
@frogl0rd.bsky.social
I'm a wanted criminal in over 72 countries.
Rudolph actually sued Santa for failing to stop the other reindeer from creating a hostile work environment. He used the settlement money to buy a small plot of land near the Makarov basin, an area infamous for its lax DUI laws.
December 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Rudolph actually sued Santa for failing to stop the other reindeer from creating a hostile work environment. He used the settlement money to buy a small plot of land near the Makarov basin, an area infamous for its lax DUI laws.
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Keepchange You! Filthy Animal
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Keepchange You! Filthy Animal
I love Sid with all my heart, but there's an obligatory gif I have to post.
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I love Sid with all my heart, but there's an obligatory gif I have to post.
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
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Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
Turns out JFK wasn't shot, he just tried to hold in a sneeze.
December 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Turns out JFK wasn't shot, he just tried to hold in a sneeze.
Wait, if this RAM shortage means my devices won't be able to run AI bullshit, I'm actually happy it's happening
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wait, if this RAM shortage means my devices won't be able to run AI bullshit, I'm actually happy it's happening
Oh wow, I heard the stories before, but holy shit Supernatural S15 is abysmal.
December 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Oh wow, I heard the stories before, but holy shit Supernatural S15 is abysmal.
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you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy
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But that's just a regular old winkle.
What?! Perry the Winkle???
What?! Perry the Winkle???
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
But that's just a regular old winkle.
What?! Perry the Winkle???
What?! Perry the Winkle???
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Goodbye my toaster
Goodbye my friend
You have been the one
You have been the one for me
Goodbye my friend
You have been the one
You have been the one for me
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Goodbye my toaster
Goodbye my friend
You have been the one
You have been the one for me
Goodbye my friend
You have been the one
You have been the one for me
Still can't get over Bella trying to pass off slapping two names together as "I played around with them".
Girl, you put a plus sign in between them, who are you trying to fool?
Girl, you put a plus sign in between them, who are you trying to fool?
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Still can't get over Bella trying to pass off slapping two names together as "I played around with them".
Girl, you put a plus sign in between them, who are you trying to fool?
Girl, you put a plus sign in between them, who are you trying to fool?
And I wonder if you know
How it really feels
To be left outside alone
When it's cold out here
Well maybe you should know
Just how it feels
Tobe left outside alone
How it really feels
To be left outside alone
When it's cold out here
Well maybe you should know
Just how it feels
Tobe left outside alone
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
And I wonder if you know
How it really feels
To be left outside alone
When it's cold out here
Well maybe you should know
Just how it feels
Tobe left outside alone
How it really feels
To be left outside alone
When it's cold out here
Well maybe you should know
Just how it feels
Tobe left outside alone
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love my people so much
You know I got that gnome in me
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You know I got that gnome in me
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LONG RAMBLING EMOTIONAL THREAD:
It's World AIDS Day. Since the Administration has decided to keep it quiet, I'd like to share my introduction to AIDS.
I grew up in Seattle. My mom remarried a man who had a brother who was a King County Sheriff's Deputy. His name was Terry and he was gay. 1/x
It's World AIDS Day. Since the Administration has decided to keep it quiet, I'd like to share my introduction to AIDS.
I grew up in Seattle. My mom remarried a man who had a brother who was a King County Sheriff's Deputy. His name was Terry and he was gay. 1/x
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
LONG RAMBLING EMOTIONAL THREAD:
It's World AIDS Day. Since the Administration has decided to keep it quiet, I'd like to share my introduction to AIDS.
I grew up in Seattle. My mom remarried a man who had a brother who was a King County Sheriff's Deputy. His name was Terry and he was gay. 1/x
It's World AIDS Day. Since the Administration has decided to keep it quiet, I'd like to share my introduction to AIDS.
I grew up in Seattle. My mom remarried a man who had a brother who was a King County Sheriff's Deputy. His name was Terry and he was gay. 1/x
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What "non-feminizing" estrogen does to a mfer
September 19, 2023 at 3:11 PM
What "non-feminizing" estrogen does to a mfer
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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Now that most Black Friday shopping is done online, stores should add fighting games to their websites where you have to defeat other real-life shoppers to add a sale item to your cart.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Now that most Black Friday shopping is done online, stores should add fighting games to their websites where you have to defeat other real-life shoppers to add a sale item to your cart.
Marysha, I'm telling you, there's something off about the coffee.
What do you mean, what's stevia?
What do you mean, what's stevia?
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Marysha, I'm telling you, there's something off about the coffee.
What do you mean, what's stevia?
What do you mean, what's stevia?
I'm sure that finding out most of the songs I fw right now are on the "Ultimate divorced dad playlist" is nothing to worry about
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I'm sure that finding out most of the songs I fw right now are on the "Ultimate divorced dad playlist" is nothing to worry about
Wrestlers are the theater kids who got tired of being bullied and started taking roids
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Wrestlers are the theater kids who got tired of being bullied and started taking roids